If I was playing something with slay, I would be built around it. Always enlarged, max hp gear, etc. You're assuming its some idiot. But I'll concede, you have some chance approaching 0 to win. The slay person could also be afk, or break all his fingers, or something.

Suffice it to say, slay is not in the game because this scenario is stupid and has nothing to do with playing to win.

If you're going to go that direction we might as well call it done.