...I was also in charge of coaching the Chasm's own squad of Brownie
girls. How could you, Kazadan, forget the delectable brownies, cookies,
and cupcakes that my little Mekettes sold to everyone (on the threat
of death)? If I remember correctly, isn't that where you started out
with us? I recall it almost like yesterday...

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You say 'You have got to be the ugliest girl I have ever seen. What
is that? Psoriasis of the forehead?'

Kazadan bursts into tears!

You say 'Whatever. Anyway...I think we have a spot for you on the Squad,
as our mobile mascot. Just put this bag over your head and hiss at
people.'

You give a brown paper bag to Kazadan.

Kazadan says 'But--'

You say 'Look, ugly people have a place, and you have just redefined
it. I don't know or care about who or what your mom screwed to spawn
you. Just do your job and put some ####ing pep in your step!'

Kazadan says 'But I am a man!'

Mekantos taps the hilt of his sword.

You say 'I've got one sound for you: "plop!"'

Kazadan says 'Just kidding!'

Kazadan wears a brown paper bag on his head.
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Ah yes, fond memories.