Hey that’s all right; I don’t think you really want to know where my title came from but if you want to know I will tell you.

It was when Mobus came and killed my two group mates when I was helping them learn in the onyx tower. Sure I probably could have done something to prevent it but I did all I could. I then ran from corpse to corpse gathering what I could before the necro took it all with his zombies. So when he did take the rest I did this:

<979/979hp 811/811m 658mv> slap Mobus
You slap Mobus.

<979/979hp 811/811m 658mv> say Look at this.
You say 'Look at this.'

<979/979hp 811/811m 658mv> , drops his pants and smiles.
Albaszn drops his pants and smiles.

<979/979hp 811/811m 658mv>
Mobus leaves down.
A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier leaves down.
A ghoul leaves down.
A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier leaves down.
A flesh golem leaves down.
A zombie of an elite storm giant soldier leaves down.

If anyone wants to see the rest of the log and be amused let me know, I can post it. Basically it’s a good laugh and shows how not to act as a paladin. Oh and the Greed part of my title? Got me…I always gave away what I didn’t use. Oh right it was the 800k of copper I had on me, Silly me.

This was the first time I was unempowered, the second time occurred when I was just sitting in the Inn. So I put on a handsewn pair of invisible pants and went to bed.

If you have any more questions or comments do let me know.