Situation: I made a big mistake by not carrying a return potion in the imperial lands. I also have rp restrictions against paying centurions, and against suicide. I am also the ONLY person online, apparently; There are no outlanders I can lie to and say the imperials kidnapped me or something, I am not a goodie, or there are no goodies on at all who would gladly help me, and there is no one to bribe at all.

I am gonna go out on a limb and say you're either lying or you dont want to interact with people you arent comfortable with.

Regardless, assuming ALL these things are true, try praying ICly and ask for help.