Role

Chapter 8

Well, I am starting to think it will take a while to open. I started putting
seed money together using the coins I got from my temporary job running
errands, and some money I got from selling bits of armor I found. But then...

I WAS ACCOSTED BY RUFFIANS AND ROBBED!

Yes! Ruffians accosted me, diary! They were even worse than the stupid
butcher shop owner that wrongfully terminated me, because they actually
killed me. I would rather be fired than dead. What about you?

After that... I WAS ACCOSTED BY RUFFIANS AND ROBBED AGAIN!!

So, it became clear to me that I needed some protection if I was going to
keep from being accosted and robbed. I talked to a bard called Inacha, they
were a Sheathed Blade and suggested I take the bloodoath. That way, I would
have the protection of Order and Civilization and could open my shop in
peace.

Well, it didn't quite work out that way. If anything, I have been accosted
more. This has shown me the need to spread Order and Civilization. The Empire
is a place of laws where artists and tradespeople can practice their craft
without fear of being accosted. So, I have applied my butchering skills to
butchering people whose parts are still attached.

One thing kind of lead to another and THEN I BECAME THE WAR MASTER!

I'm not even kidding right now. I am actually the Imperial War Master. It is
a very esteemed position. And, because I am from a prestigious alma mater I
am doubly distinguished. Prestigious and esteemed!

I will still open my specialty steak shop but in the meantime, I hunger for
the flesh of these heathen ruffians. That is why I have also sought out the
god Morius, and became his supplicant.

Now I am religious, esteemed and prestigious. That's a lot of words that are
very easy for people to understand the meaning of - even if sometimes they
act like they can't.

I will write you when I become Emperor. Hope you have a great day. Bye.

Love,
Sebenso