Role

Chapter 3

*** Another pre-adventure entry. ***

Dear Diary,

Hi, it's Sebenso again. How are you doing today? I am good. I have great news
about the Udgaardian School of Butchery Correspondence Course! (It is very
prestigious.) After four years of mailing in my various cuts of meat,
(Sirloin, Rib, Chuck, Brisket, Round, Fore Shank, Short Plate, Flank and so
forth) and demonstrating my knot tying with the butcher's twine - I have
GRADUATED!

You're gosh darn right I graduated, diary! It was a lot of work, especially
the knot tying, because I have big minotaur thumbs. I am holding them up
right now, but you can't see them because you are a book.

BUT EVEN BETTER NEWS! I also got my first job working at a butcher's shop in
the Voralian City. Isn't that great?! I can't wait to start and put
everything I learned from the Udgaardian School of Butchery Correspondence
Course to good use at least. It is a very prestigious school, so you know.

That's all I really have to say for now. I will write you after I start my
new job.

Sincerely,
Sebenso