Death_Angel | Sat 27-Sep-14 12:40 PM |
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#51202, "Foedett's Role Chapter 1"
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RoleChapter 1 History of Toilets Added Sun Nov 10 11:42:58 2013 at level 39:Born to a family of outcast svirfnebli, due to the families mutated traits of a strange and beast like nature, Foedett spent his infancy near the underdark sea, deep beneath the surface of Thera. Divers from the pirate ship 'Faegurgilt' snatched his sister, the one with paws of a beast, and him, the one with legs and feet of a beast, to sell to the traveling freak shows. His sister fetched a more handsome price, but they ended up keeping him and naming him Foedett, a pirate slang and insult which loosely translates to 'Driftwood from the wood of the head', or the ship's outhouse. These men, you can imagine, were not pleasant to the svirfnebli. As he grew, he became some manner of house pet, combined with a punching bag. Foedett was ever trying to be pleasant, though at the time it was likely little more than a survival mechanism.
He was also a born tinkerer, fiddling with brooms and mops and other things he was tasked with using to make them more useable for himself, what with his strangely bent hindquarters, so that he could hop about the deck and soap and mop all at once. After showing such inventiveness, in an attempt perhaps to join the crew not as a servant, he even figured a device that would automatically sweep any 'misses', we'll say, into the toilet hole. The captain met this of course with little more than a chuckle and a dismissive swat upside the head and orders to clean said toilet harder. And so, Foedett made his finest contraption yet: a one way chute for the head that lead into the ocean.
Our hero makes a fine swimmer, and is, in short, well adjusted. Bad smells, unsavory characters, and all manner of bad luck seem to roll of him like water off a duck's back. He chose to study thievery, to lens out said unsavory characters, and to work on his tinkering with traps. And as a tribute to his freedom, and to help others find it, he will seek out the Outlanders of Thar-Eris.
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[OUTLANDER] Foedett the Spirit of Pain in the Assery, ...
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