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k-b | Thu 14-Dec-17 04:44 PM |
Member since 19th Mar 2010
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#69521, "Conspiracy time!"
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I was just thinking about some conspiracy's that have been floating around in my mind for a while. I giggle about them often, and I wondered how silly they may sound if typed out. I figured some of you might get a kick out of them as well.
Let it be known that some of these I WHOLE HEARTEDLY believe to be true, and some even I find down-right silly. I'll leave it to you to decide which is which.
#1) I believe Ray/Bear and Nep had favorites and would boost these favorites characters in ways that they may not even have noticed. honestly, I'm not even sure this is a conspiracy anymore...
#2) I believe the IMMS intentionally crashed and wiped CF to get rid of Ahtieli. (Thanks btw)
#3) I believe the shadow cabal exists and FURTHERMORE I believe Satebos and Malchazzar are a part of it. The question is: wtf are they doing? Like do they just walk around and look at people? is that fun?
#4) I believe there is an elaborate Russian perma that goes all the way to the TOP! You heard me! I believe Umiron is in on it! Hell, he might be the ring-leader. I can't figure out why, though. Maybe they used Russian hacking to get some dirt on him. or maybe they paid him off. I dunno the why part, yet. Also, believe it or not, I don't think Beront is in on it.
#5) A while back I was playing a necro (Eudessa) and Twist was playing a Maran thief. Well one day I was walking along, minding my own business, when WHAM I'm getting tripped by said thief. I barely made it out with like 100 his, and teleported. Then I went and hid in a pretty unnoticeable location. Within 3 ticks, Twist's thief shows up and kills me. Here's the conspiracy part: I think he used secret IMM powers to locate me. He said someone told him my location, and to be fair, there was some dingus in the area when I ran to hide, but in such a short amount of time that dingus managed to be aware that Twist's thief was online, tell him my location, and Twist was able to get to me in less than 3 ticks... Seems fishy, to say the least. Don't worry Twist, I'm not upset...... Anymore
#6) I believe the IMM's know who my characters are at all times, and treat me differently. Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
#7) I believe Umiron has dirt on Ray/Bear and Nep, and that's how he was able to usurp them. (Thanks btw)
#8) I believe wands were changed, at least in part, to piss off my character (Eudessa) at the time.
I think that's all of them. Thoughts? Am I just crazy? I'll admit, that's at least a possibility.
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He knows too much,
Korsgaard,
15-Dec-17 01:29 PM, #18
Hilarious,
k-b,
15-Dec-17 02:38 PM, #19
Is....?,
amazingdonnie,
15-Dec-17 03:17 PM, #20
Holy lord,
Kstatida,
16-Dec-17 09:07 AM, #21
He's at 4. nt,
Relio,
18-Dec-17 12:25 AM, #22
RE: Conspiracy time!,
Ergush,
15-Dec-17 08:09 AM, #15
The point WAS a good laugh.,
k-b,
15-Dec-17 12:39 PM, #17
I find it suspicious,
Kstatida,
15-Dec-17 04:03 AM, #11
RE: Conspiracy time!,
Saagkri,
15-Dec-17 01:22 AM, #8
Yes I was. nt,
k-b,
15-Dec-17 01:48 AM, #9
Then, he didn't need IMM help. nt,
Saagkri,
15-Dec-17 04:15 AM, #12
man, i know the feeling,
Dallevian,
14-Dec-17 09:09 PM, #5
RE: Conspiracy time!,
Umiron,
14-Dec-17 08:49 PM, #4
Thanks for taking the time,
k-b,
14-Dec-17 10:39 PM, #6
Thank you,
Ergush,
15-Dec-17 07:35 AM, #14
RE: Conspiracy time!,
Thaedan (Anonymous),
14-Dec-17 07:47 PM, #3
We all know why,
Kstatida,
15-Dec-17 04:01 AM, #10
You're a ####.,
Athioles,
14-Dec-17 07:18 PM, #2
RE: Conspiracy time!,
Destuvius,
14-Dec-17 07:01 PM, #1
Relax a little.,
k-b,
14-Dec-17 10:41 PM, #7
It was a very unclever attempt at trolling. ,
Lhydia,
15-Dec-17 07:19 AM, #13
Eh?,
k-b,
15-Dec-17 11:45 AM, #16
CF people can read your mind through the internet.,
Relio,
18-Dec-17 12:27 AM, #23
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Korsgaard | Fri 15-Dec-17 01:29 PM |
Member since 03rd Oct 2017
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#69539, "He knows too much"
In response to Reply #0
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k-b | Fri 15-Dec-17 02:38 PM |
Member since 19th Mar 2010
344 posts
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#69540, "Hilarious"
In response to Reply #18
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Yes. Like that, but you're all cloaked.
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amazingdonnie | Fri 15-Dec-17 03:17 PM |
Member since 19th Nov 2013
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#69541, "Is....?"
In response to Reply #18
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Is that Umiron at 10 o'clock?
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Kstatida | Sat 16-Dec-17 09:07 AM |
Member since 12th Feb 2015
2214 posts
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#69543, "Holy lord"
In response to Reply #20
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Relio | Mon 18-Dec-17 12:25 AM |
Member since 23rd Sep 2014
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#69547, "He's at 4. nt"
In response to Reply #20
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Ergush | Fri 15-Dec-17 08:09 AM |
Member since 31st Aug 2017
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#69536, "RE: Conspiracy time!"
In response to Reply #0
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I do love a good conspiracy, and a good laugh. This post only fills one of those needs. lol
I will say that, in my short time as an Immortal, I have found everyone to be some pretty stand up people. Busy, hard working, and all of them are here to do their best in providing interactions, mechanics, troubleshooting, and just all out fun for an ancient game that we all fell in love with at one point or another. Most, if not all, are multi-tasking on a day to day basis with CF, and work at the same time.
It is inevitable to have people angry, or jaded in a place where you gather more than one person at a time, and many of these conspiracies come from those people who felt they were treated unfairly, when it was really more of a situation of an immortal making a decision that went against what the player wanted. This made them mad, and boom Baer/Nep stole all my pies and plagued me, ON ALL MY CHARACTERS ALL THE TIME.
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k-b | Fri 15-Dec-17 12:39 PM |
Member since 19th Mar 2010
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#69538, "The point WAS a good laugh."
In response to Reply #15
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And I believe you about the staff. I just think it's funny how our brains (or maybe just my own?) plays tricks on us and looks for answers in strange places.
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Kstatida | Fri 15-Dec-17 04:03 AM |
Member since 12th Feb 2015
2214 posts
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#69532, "I find it suspicious"
In response to Reply #0
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That there were 15 bullets when the post was first posted, but someone has edited it to remove all the real stuff.
I have it screenshot though.
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Saagkri | Fri 15-Dec-17 01:22 AM |
Member since 17th Jun 2014
801 posts
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#69529, "RE: Conspiracy time!"
In response to Reply #0
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Were you sleeping when Twist's thief attacked you the second time?
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k-b | Fri 15-Dec-17 01:48 AM |
Member since 19th Mar 2010
344 posts
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#69530, "Yes I was. nt"
In response to Reply #8
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Saagkri | Fri 15-Dec-17 04:15 AM |
Member since 17th Jun 2014
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#69533, "Then, he didn't need IMM help. nt"
In response to Reply #9
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Dallevian | Thu 14-Dec-17 09:09 PM |
Member since 04th Mar 2003
1639 posts
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#69526, "man, i know the feeling"
In response to Reply #0
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when you make a joke and it winds up being not funny? been there.
lay off the eggnog?
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Umiron | Thu 14-Dec-17 08:49 PM |
Member since 29th May 2017
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#69525, "RE: Conspiracy time!"
In response to Reply #0
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>I was just thinking about some conspiracy's that have been >floating around in my mind for a while. I giggle about them >often, and I wondered how silly they may sound if typed out. I >figured some of you might get a kick out of them as well. > >Let it be known that some of these I WHOLE HEARTEDLY believe >to be true, and some even I find down-right silly. I'll leave >it to you to decide which is which. > >#1) I believe Ray/Bear and Nep had favorites and would boost >these favorites characters in ways that they may not even have >noticed. honestly, I'm not even sure this is a conspiracy >anymore...
I honestly believe this has more to do with certain players learning how to play successful (if cookie-cutter) followers / caballed characters to capitalize on an immortal who was around a lot and didn't set the bar too high, which most players prefer as far as I know. YMMV.
>#2) I believe the IMMS intentionally crashed and wiped CF to >get rid of Ahtieli. (Thanks btw)
That's quite the accusation to level at the only Implementor to ever be universally liked: Zulghinlour. Literally the only person at the time with the access to do that. But yeah, let's go with your theory. Am I comparatively cooler now? No? Damn..
>#3) I believe the shadow cabal exists and FURTHERMORE I >believe Satebos and Malchazzar are a part of it. The question >is: wtf are they doing? Like do they just walk around and look >at people? is that fun?
Shadow is still in the cabal_table, yes. We don't tend to delete code... ever... sadly. Jesus, what a messy codebasse.
>#4) I believe there is an elaborate Russian perma that goes >all the way to the TOP! You heard me! I believe Umiron is in >on it! Hell, he might be the ring-leader. I can't figure out >why, though. Maybe they used Russian hacking to get some dirt >on him. or maybe they paid him off. I dunno the why part, yet. >Also, believe it or not, I don't think Beront is in on it.
I paid hookers to pee on Obama's furniture while I watched, and, when confronted by the Russian hackers in possession of the grainy cellphone footage to prove it I bribed a MI-6 agent to frame Donald Trump.
Beront I'm not sure about either, but I agree we should get to the bottom of it.
>#5) A while back I was playing a necro (Eudessa) and Twist was >playing a Maran thief. Well one day I was walking along, >minding my own business, when WHAM I'm getting tripped by said >thief. I barely made it out with like 100 his, and teleported. >Then I went and hid in a pretty unnoticeable location. Within >3 ticks, Twist's thief shows up and kills me. Here's the >conspiracy part: I think he used secret IMM powers to locate >me. He said someone told him my location, and to be fair, >there was some dingus in the area when I ran to hide, but in >such a short amount of time that dingus managed to be aware >that Twist's thief was online, tell him my location, and Twist >was able to get to me in less than 3 ticks... Seems fishy, to >say the least. Don't worry Twist, I'm not upset...... Anymore >
No, you just suck at PK. (Confession: I didn't read most of this one.)
>#6) I believe the IMM's know who my characters are at all >times, and treat me differently. Sometimes good, sometimes >bad.
Most of us can't see IPs. I can. Now I know who you're playing because I just looked (I feel played). Your history would suggest you're wrong. As far as I can see nobody gives a #### about you.
>#7) I believe Umiron has dirt on Ray/Bear and Nep, and that's >how he was able to usurp them. (Thanks btw)
This sounds very plausible to me if I put myself in the shoes of someone who knows as little as you.
>#8) I believe wands were changed, at least in part, to piss >off my character (Eudessa) at the time.
Thank you for providing me with an opportunity to reference a classic..
>I think that's all of them. Thoughts? Am I just crazy? I'll >admit, that's at least a possibility. >
Not crazy. Just bored and in need of attention, and I'm a sucker.
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k-b | Thu 14-Dec-17 10:39 PM |
Member since 19th Mar 2010
344 posts
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#69527, "Thanks for taking the time"
In response to Reply #4
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The post was more of a silly musing than an accusation. I guess it just got taken the wrong way. The Obama furniture part was hilarious.
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#69524, "RE: Conspiracy time!"
In response to Reply #0
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>#5) A while back I was playing a necro (Eudessa) and Twist was >playing a Maran thief.
Well, this can't possibly be true. I leave the reason as an exercise for the intrepid reader.
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Kstatida | Fri 15-Dec-17 04:01 AM |
Member since 12th Feb 2015
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#69531, "We all know why"
In response to Reply #3
Edited on Fri 15-Dec-17 04:01 AM
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Because only you play maran thieves. And jalim in your absence if you ask him nicely.
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Athioles | Thu 14-Dec-17 07:18 PM |
Member since 09th Jan 2011
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#69523, "You're a ####."
In response to Reply #0
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k-b | Thu 14-Dec-17 10:41 PM |
Member since 19th Mar 2010
344 posts
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#69528, "Relax a little."
In response to Reply #1
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I even said in my post that I find them funny as well. Everything is always taken so seriously over here on this board. I figured a silly conspiracy thread would lighten things up a bit.
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k-b | Fri 15-Dec-17 11:45 AM |
Member since 19th Mar 2010
344 posts
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#69537, "Eh?"
In response to Reply #13
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They are all 'real' in that they float around in my mind from time to time. But they are also silly because even I realize how dumb they sound. And no, I was not trolling. I felt the post was relatively clear on intent, but I was apparently mistaken.
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Relio | Mon 18-Dec-17 12:27 AM |
Member since 23rd Sep 2014
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#69548, "CF people can read your mind through the internet."
In response to Reply #16
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Never try to be anything but either A) apologetically stupid or B) outright trolling.
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