Are you seriously suggesting that I am somehow on the inside with the immstaff? Or that I am somehow an imm pet to any of the acting immortals? Or that I even know any of the current immortals ooc? Me? Of all people? The guy that got busted for rolling characters with some friends to power explore hell a few years back?

First of all, I give you absolute and free permission to go ahead and state the "conspiracy theories" that are going on about me here. That's right, go ahead. I want to hear them.

Secondly, my lich died to a bug, killing my imm application and I didn't even get so much as an email back. Also, I was told by Iunna later they would have probably never let me imm because they were concerned that I was friends with trip (which im not, i'm friends with a friend of his) and Torak (Who I have no problem admitting I play tons of online games with, I've known him for 16 years and he's not a bad guy at all.)

You want me to be completely honest? I think the thing that held me back the most is my lack of a censor, and my complete willingness to engage with idiots like you and jerrokrar here and on dios, where I totally mock and trash fools like you that have been playing for years and are still the absolute laughing stock of the community. I think they were concerned about how professional and unbiased I could be, and they're probably right. If I was an imm the first thing I would do is probably smite and slay you.

Come on Pro. Go ahead and tell me these things you've heard. I'm literally challenging you because I want a good laugh. I may not be disliked by the entire staff, but I am certainly not on anybodies good side or anybodies favorite.