So who's gonna defile and like my ice now? Who's gonna bring clouds of stank to the Inn? Who's going to hit on all the prissy paladins? Who's going to slop the cows? Who's gonna rebuild the brawling room?

Anyways man, always had a blast with you. Gonna miss having you around up here stinkin the place up. Wish you woulda taken a breather, but I s'pose you know whats best for you. Hope you do good in whatever is next. People just won't appreciate the fear of gnomes without you around anymore though.

-The Arvcicle