*** Took me a while to find this. Nothing special just worth a chuckle

<29 Human Nec> (PK) Palmer the Summoner, Disciple of Zurcon
<24 Duerg A-P> (PK) Dulak the Ruthless
<23 Storm Pal> (PK)  Kyn the Gallant, Magistrate of Seantryn Modan
*25  Min  War* (PK)  Cuucqa the Tactician, Sheathed Blade

*** Heading through galadon to go to chessmasters

Someone tells the group 'Palmer'
*** Which means trouble as he has had a go at me twice previously to this with no success.
*** So I head off to get preps to see and deal with him.

<100%hp 93%m 83%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 9 AM> eat 1.
You eat a Detect Invis prep.
Your eyes tingle.
**SNIP getting preps

<100%hp 100%m 95%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 11 AM>
You tell your group 'where were he?'

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 12 PM> 
You hear the creaking of rope.

<100%hp 100%m 99%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 12 PM> 
Dulak tells the group 'In Galadon'

***Snip headed to island and....


A wandering adventurer stares blankly around the beach.
Dulak has arrived.
Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 71%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> whe
People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Standing on a beach
(PK) Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Dulak                        Standing on a beach
(PK) Cuucqa                       Standing on a beach

<100%hp 100%m 71%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> You say barely comprehensibly 'there'

<100%hp 100%m 71%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> 
Dulak says 'Cuucqa canna fight in city, unless ordered'

<100%hp 100%m 71%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> 
You say haltingly 'summon him'

<100%hp 100%m 71%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> trip Palmer
They aren't here.

<100%hp 100%m 71%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> where
People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Standing on a beach
(PK) Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Dulak                        Standing on a beach
(PK) Cuucqa                       Standing on a beach

<100%hp 100%m 71%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> w
Standing on a beach 
 

Gravnic has arrived.
Dulak has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 68%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> w

Dulak utters the words, 'gjwwai'.
Standing on a beach 
 

Dulak has arrived.
Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 65%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> sca n
You scan north.
***** Range 1 *****
An adventurer looks determined to get off this island.


<100%hp 100%m 65%mv 11111 waning outdoor civilized standing 1 PM> n

Dulak disappears suddenly.

*** Palmer beats him to the punch

At the edge of the jungle 
 

An adventurer looks determined to get off this island.
Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 69%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> n
Within the jungle 
 

Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 67%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> where

Gravnic tells the group 'palmer here'
People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Within the jungle
(PK) Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Dulak                        Within the jungle
(PK) Cuucqa                       Within the jungle

<100%hp 100%m 67%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> 
Dulak yells 'Die, Palmer, you sorcerous dog!'

<100%hp 100%m 67%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> n
Within the jungle 
 

Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 65%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> e
Within the jungle 
 

Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> e
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<100%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> n
Within the jungle 
 

An elven adventurer makes her way through the jungle.
Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> n
Within the jungle 
 

Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 58%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> sca a

A parrot yells 'Help!  Help!'

<100%hp 100%m 58%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> You scan north.
You scan south.
***** Range 1 *****
An elven adventurer makes her way through the jungle.

You scan east.
You scan west.
You scan up.
You scan down.

<100%hp 100%m 58%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> e
Within the jungle 
 

Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> n
Within the jungle 
 

Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 54%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> n
Within the jungle 
 

A duergar huffs and puffs his way through the jungle's heat.
Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 52%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> where
People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Within the jungle
(PK) Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Dulak                        Within the jungle
(PK) Cuucqa                       Within the jungle

<100%hp 100%m 52%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> Dulak yells 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<100%hp 100%m 52%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> w
Within the jungle 
 

Dulak is here, fighting a flesh golem.
A flesh golem lumbers along, vacant eyes watching for its master's presence.
(Ghostly) Palmer is here, fighting Dulak.
Gravnic has arrived.

<100%hp 100%m 50%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> 
Dulak utters the words, 'noselacri'.

<100%hp 100%m 50%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 2 PM> trip Palmer

A parrot yells 'Squawk!  A *real* Knight would help me!'
A flesh golem's smash maims Dulak!
Dulak's slash misses a flesh golem.
The gods protect a flesh golem from Gravnic.
A flesh golem dodges your wrath.
Your slash MASSACRES a flesh golem!
A flesh golem parries your wrath.
A flesh golem dodges your wrath.
A flesh golem dodges your wrath.
The gods protect a flesh golem from Gravnic.
A flesh golem is covered with bleeding wounds. 
<50-75%>

<100%hp 100%m 50%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 2 PM> His feet aren't on the ground.
A flesh golem is covered with bleeding wounds. 
<50-75%>

<100%hp 100%m 50%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 2 PM> 
Dulak utters the words, 'noselacri'.
A flesh golem is covered with bleeding wounds. 
<50-75%>

<100%hp 100%m 50%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 2 PM> 
You are hungry.
A flesh golem is covered with bleeding wounds. 
<50-75%>

Dulak's slash DISMEMBERS a flesh golem!
The gods protect a flesh golem from Gravnic.
Your wrath MASSACRES a flesh golem!
A flesh golem parries your wrath.
Your slash MASSACRES a flesh golem!
The gods protect a flesh golem from Gravnic.
A flesh golem is writhing in agony. 
<15-30%>

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> 
Palmer leaves east.
*** @target left east!!
Palmer has fled!
A flesh golem is writhing in agony. 
<15-30%>

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> shove Palmer
They aren't here.
A flesh golem is writhing in agony. 
<15-30%>

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> shove Palmer
They aren't here.
A flesh golem is writhing in agony. 
<15-30%>

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> Dulak leaves east.
Dulak has fled!
A flesh golem is writhing in agony. 
<15-30%>

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> shove Palmer

Gravnic's slice EVISCERATES a flesh golem!
A flesh golem leaves west.
A flesh golem has fled!
They aren't here.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> shove Palmer
They aren't here.


<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> 
Dulak has arrived.
They aren't here.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> They aren't here.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> 
Dulak leaves west.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> where
People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Within the jungle
(PK) Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Dulak                        Within the jungle
(PK) Cuucqa                       Within the jungle

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> 
Palmer has arrived.
*** @target arrived! ***

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> bash Palmer

You yell 'Die, Palmer, you sorcerous dog!'
Palmer utters the words, 'grzzs'.
A wave of fatigue overwhelms you with the beckoning temptation of sleep.

*** Doh hes faster than me!
<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> In your dreams, or what?

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> 
You tell your group 'wake me'

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Your dreams are twisted by a wretched, unclean feeling.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> af
You are affected by:
Spell: 'curse' modifies save vs spell by 9 for 18 hours.
Spell: 'curse' modifies hit roll by -4 for 18 hours.
Spell: 'infravision' for 14 hours.
Skill: 'blade of the codex' modifies damage roll by 3 for 11 hours.
Skill: 'blade of the codex' modifies strength by 2 for 11 hours.
Skill: 'sleep' for 6 hours.
Spell: 'detect invis' for 4 hours.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Agonizing pain claws at your eyes, and you feel them roll back.

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> i
You are carrying:
     a cool prep to deal with Palmer
     a potion of transportation
     a shield potion

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness sleeping 3 PM> 
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
You parry someone's slice.
Someone is in perfect health. 
<100%>

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> 
You parry someone's slice.
You parry someone's slice.
Someone dodges your wrath.
Someone dodges your slash.
Someone is in perfect health. 
<100%>

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> dirt

Someone leaves east.
Someone has fled!

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> But you aren't fighting anyone!

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> 
Someone yells 'Help!  Help!'

<100%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 3 PM> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Someone utters the words, 'zawsufuq hajqp'.
Someone's cold touch drains some of your life away!
Someone's deathly touch MANGLES you!
Someone is in perfect health. 
<100%>

<80%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> dirt
Your kicked dirt misses someone.
Someone is in perfect health. 
<100%>

<80%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> 
You parry someone's defilement.
Your wrath MASSACRES someone!
Someone is in perfect health. 
<100%>

<80%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> 
Someone has arrived.
Someone is in perfect health. 
<100%>

<80%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> 
You parry someone's defilement.
You parry someone's defilement.
Your wrath misses someone.
Your slash EVISCERATES someone!
Your wrath MASSACRES someone!
Your wrath misses someone.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. 
<76-89%>

<80%hp 100%m 56%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 3 PM> doublethrust

Someone yells 'Help me!  I'm stuck!'
You are hungry.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts. 
<76-89%>

Someone leaves east.
Someone has fled!

<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> But you aren't fighting anyone!

<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> quaf anti-palmer prep
You quaff anti-palmer prep.
The room begins to spin, and things get a little blurry.
You don't feel so well...
You can see again.
Your vision returns!
You feel momentarily ill, but it passes.

<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> where

Gravnic now follows you.

<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Within the jungle
(PK) Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Cuucqa                       Within the jungle

<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> group gra
Gravnic joins your group.

<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> where
People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Within the jungle
(PK) Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Cuucqa                       Within the jungle

<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> sca e
You scan east.
***** Range 1 *****
(Ghostly) Palmer is here.
A duergar huffs and puffs his way through the jungle's heat.


<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> sca w
You scan west.
***** Range 1 *****
A flesh golem lumbers along, vacant eyes watching for its master's presence.
A large cloud giant picks his way through the jungle.


<80%hp 100%m 61%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> e
bash Palmer
Within the jungle 
 

(Ghostly) Palmer is here.
A duergar huffs and puffs his way through the jungle's heat.
Gravnic has arrived.

<80%hp 100%m 59%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> Palmer leaves north.

<80%hp 100%m 59%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 4 PM> They aren't here.
The lightning has stopped.
You are hungry.

Palmer has arrived.
*** @target arrived! ***

<81%hp 100%m 65%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 5 PM> bash Palmer

Palmer leaves south.
*** @target left south!!

<81%hp 100%m 65%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 5 PM> They aren't here.

<81%hp 100%m 65%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 5 PM> s
Within the jungle 
 

(Ghostly) Palmer is here.
Gravnic has arrived.

<81%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 5 PM> bash Palmer
You slam into Palmer, and send him flying!
Your bash injures Palmer.
Palmer yells 'Help! Cuucqa is bashing me!'
Palmer has some small but disgusting cuts. 
<76-89%>

<81%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> 
You parry Palmer's defilement.
Palmer parries your wrath.
Palmer parries your slash.
The gods protect Palmer from Gravnic.
Palmer has some small but disgusting cuts. 
<76-89%>

<81%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> bash Palmer

Palmer's defilement mauls you.
Your wrath MASSACRES Palmer!
Palmer parries your slash.
Your slash EVISCERATES Palmer!
The gods protect Palmer from Gravnic.
Palmer is covered with bleeding wounds. 
<50-75%>

<77%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> You slam into Palmer, and send him flying!
Your bash grazes Palmer.
Palmer is covered with bleeding wounds. 
<50-75%>

<77%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> 
Palmer's defilement devastates you!
You parry Palmer's defilement.
Your wrath MASSACRES Palmer!
Your slash MUTILATES Palmer!
Palmer dodges your wrath.
The gods protect Palmer from Gravnic.
Palmer is writhing in agony. 
<15-30%>

<70%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> bash Palmer

The gods protect Palmer from Gravnic.
Palmer is writhing in agony. 
<15-30%>

<70%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> 
Palmer's defilement devastates you!
Palmer parries your wrath.
Your slash MUTILATES Palmer!
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Palmer!
You toss your head and gore Palmer with one of your horns!
Your goring wounds Palmer.
The gods protect Palmer from Gravnic.
Palmer is convulsing on the ground. 
<0-15%>

<64%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> 
A parrot yells 'Squawk!  A *real* Knight would help me!'
Palmer is convulsing on the ground. 
<0-15%>

<64%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> Springing forward, you send Palmer sprawling with a solid body blow!
Your bash grazes Palmer.
Palmer is convulsing on the ground. 
<0-15%>

<64%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness fighting 5 PM> 
You parry Palmer's defilement.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Palmer!
Palmer is DEAD!!
You hear Palmer's death cry.

<64%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 5 PM> exam corpse
get all.coins corpse
The seared corpse of Palmer is here, the face frozen in awe and terror.
The burnt corpse of Palmer contains:
     a pair of lightweight mail leggings
     a lightweight mail hauberk
     a sandy-brown desert cloak
     a large saddle bag
     a full length embroidered robe
     (Glowing) an iridescent stone amulet
( 2) a bracer of gray leather
     a pair of gray leather boots
     a pair of gray leather armguards
( 2) a strange sword of etched steel
( 2) a thin silver ring
     (Glowing) a feather of levitation
     a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt
     (Glowing) some leather gloves with black inscriptions
     a captain's hat
     a potion of recall
     a potion of teleportation
( 2) (Glowing) a flickering gem
     rotting linen bandages
     a potion of curing blindness
     3 gold coins
     46 silver coins
     12 copper coins

<64%hp 100%m 63%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 5 PM> 3 gold coins: you can't carry that many items.
46 silver coins: you can't carry that many items.
12 copper coins: you can't carry that many items.



Dulak tells the group 'ye alright Cuucqqa?'

<65%hp 100%m 69%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 6 PM> 
You tell your group 'him dead'

<65%hp 100%m 69%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 6 PM> exam corpse
The seared corpse of Palmer is here, the face frozen in awe and terror.
The burnt corpse of Palmer contains:
     a pair of lightweight mail leggings
     a lightweight mail hauberk
     a sandy-brown desert cloak
     a full length embroidered robe
     (Glowing) an iridescent stone amulet
( 2) a bracer of gray leather
     a pair of gray leather boots
     a pair of gray leather armguards
( 2) a strange sword of etched steel
( 2) a thin silver ring
     (Glowing) a feather of levitation
     a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt
     (Glowing) some leather gloves with black inscriptions
     a captain's hat
     a potion of recall
     a potion of teleportation
( 2) (Glowing) a flickering gem
     rotting linen bandages
     a potion of curing blindness
     3 gold coins
     46 silver coins
     12 copper coins

<65%hp 100%m 69%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 6 PM> get all.coins corpse

Dulak tells the group 'good'


<65%hp 100%m 69%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 6 PM> Dulak tells the group 'AH had ter teleport, had meh blindn'

*** Snip
Gravnic looks at Palmer.

<66%hp 97%m 79%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 8 PM> l pal
A small slight man is before you. His thinning brown hair is neatly cut
short with a small widow's peak on his forehead. Large brown eyes dominate
a slightly pudgy face with thin brows breaking up the impending baldness
of his pate. His nose is thin and aquiline, bending slightly to the left
as though broken in his youth. His chin is weak and unflattering and an
unsuccessful attempt at a goatee fails to hide the imperfections. His skin
has a yellowish tint to it, lending him an almost sallow appearance. He
looks smaller than his actual height because he hunches over and this poor
posture is slowly granting him a hump on his back which is complimented by
the small pot belly on his front. His hands are small and pudgy but they 
are clean and well groomed as indicated by his carefully manicured nails. 
Palmer, a male human, is writhing in agony.
<15-30%>

Palmer is using:
<tattooed>          the mark of three snakes intertwined with lightning bolts

People near you:
(PK) Gravnic                      Within the jungle
  Palmer                       Within the jungle
(PK) Cuucqa                       Within the jungle

<66%hp 97%m 79%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 8 PM> 
The clouds disappear.
You are hungry.
You are starving!
Your hunger grazes you.

<64%hp 95%m 77%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 9 PM> 
Palmer leaves north.

<64%hp 95%m 77%mv 11111 waning outdoor wilderness standing 9 PM> 
You tell Palmer 'take oath'