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Chapter 5

Originally written for Ishuli's library, I thought this Primer might provide
a fun insight to Ululrek's speech.

"A Fookin Primer" - by Ululrek Ar'kuni, Duergar in Residence at the Eternal
Library


The word "fook" is an important part of classical Theran vernacular, and
should be well understood by any scholar. The word "fook" is the spice of
language, and is perhaps the most versatile of words in the Common tongue. It
can be used as a noun, adverb, an adjective, an interjection, or a modifier
to language of all kinds.

In this Primer we will discuss the use of the word "fook." Having studied
this document, you will be prepared to speak with eloquence and
sophistication. At this point, sensitive sorts can fook right off.

1. Fooking Synonyms

There are a multitude of variations to the word "fook." These include, but
are not limited to:

Fek
Farg
Fik
Fuq
Frig/Frigg
Fug/Fugg
Flip
Fak/Fakk
Fikfak

2. Fooking Races.

Each of Thera's Races can be described using "fook" in the following manner:

Feathered Fook: Arial
Floating Fook: Cloud Giant
Fishy Fook: Storm Giant (Also, "Fooking Trout.")
Flaming Fook: Fire Giant
Freezing Fook: Frost Giant
Plain Fook: Human
Half Fook: Half-elves and half-drow.
Short Fook: Gnomes
Stoney Fook: Svirfneblin
Dumb Fook: Orc
Horny Fook: Minotaur
Glowing Fook: Azure-Touched
Skinny Fook: Wood-Elf
Smart Fook: Dark-Elf
Pansy Fook: Elf
Scaley Fook: Saurian
Worthless Fook: Goblin
Greasy Fook: Duergar
Ugly Fook: Dwarf