Role

Chapter 2

"Gyp-gyp-gyp-gyp-gypsies!!!!!" shouted some gypsies as they surrounded
Juudsnelf's dead horse on his way home, waving their arms in a manner that
reminded Juudsnelf of string-noodles falling from the sky. They stole
Juudsnelf and returned him to their home at Evermoon Hollow.

"We want you to be our prodigy, Juudsnelf. We want you to join us, the Yard
Clan, and become the greatest at something at somepoint in your life time" a
gypsie said to Juudsnelf.

"Sure, okay." replied Juudsnelf.

The gypsies would tie Juudsnelf to a tree and throw different items at him,
including instruments, weights, weapons, and even corpses lathered in a
marinara sauce.This methodology had been used since the ancient times in
the Yard Clan, and it would determine Juudsnelf's profession in life. The
thought was that whatever hit Juudsnelf and left the biggest bruise would
decide which craft he takes up.

Some of the gypsies armed a ballista with a harmonica and launched it
straight at Juudsnelf. It hit him in the kidney, which was odd because his
back was against the tree, and Juudsnelf started coughing up blood. "You've
got to be kidney me... that's it.. that one hurt the worst, most genius.."
proclaimed Juudsnelf. The Yard Clan knew he was destined to be a musician.
To be sure, they launched another harmonica at his liver. Juudsnelf yelped
and said, "I don't know how much longer I will liver if you keep doing that."


Satisfied, the gypsies of the Yard Clan began to train Juudsnelf.