Juudsnelf the Master of Words

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Description

WOW, what a tall wood-elf! Juudsnelf is nearly 9 feet (2.7 meters) tall.
His extremely lanky frame makes him look even taller than he is. There is
almost no muscle on his body, yet the shape of his bones is not visible.
When he walks, he sinks down very low, as if doing a squat, and flings one
leg forward before sinking down again to repeat the process. His arms flail
wildly over his head with each step. It resembles falling noodles, only
these noodles are falling forward instead of down.

His skin is a light tan, and his head is bald. For what hair he lacks on his
head, he makes up for by having an enormous and bushy blonde mustache, which
match his equally large eyebrows, which have been cut to resemble mustaches.

He wears a dark brown tunic with a gray belt around it, and he has a pouch
attached to a strap that holsters his instrument and contains his written
works. His bright yellow eyes stare fiercely and unblinking, always.

You are now too close for comfort, but you are able to tell that

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Score

Level	33	Sex	male	Race	wood-elf
Ethos	Neutral	Align	Neutral	Class	bard
Practices	7	Trains	0	Hometown	Evermoon Hollow
Exp	301022	To Level	6098	Sphere	Healing
Age mature, 197 years old (42 hours)
Hit Points	386	Mana	522	Movement	537
Strength	19	Intelligence	23	Wisdom	19
Dexterity	23	Constitution	17	Charisma	21
Carry #	0/37	Carry Weight	0 lb 0 oz
Gold	0	Silver	0	Copper	0
Wimpy	0	Morale	Moderate
Hitroll	0	Damroll	0

Role

Chapter 7

Another Excerpt from Juudsnelf's Wordsmithing journal
Added Fri Aug 17 18:49:12 2012 at level 26:

ORIGIN OF THE NAMES OF THE GODS, PART 2 -- By Juudsnelf

MARCATIS: MORE; CAT; PISS. There was once a time in ancient history where
the duergar race didn't have beards that were smelly enough. As such, they
would shout commands to their wives, "More cat piss!" for the wives to fetch
them a jar of heaping stinking cat pee.The duergar would rub their beards
in the jar, and have stinkin' beards. Marcatis' name is derived from this
ceremony.

DAEVYRN: DAEVY; RUN. Daevyrn's name is derived from the ancient pirate
Daevy Johms and how many had the tendency to run away everytime they saw him.
expression used was "Daevy! Run!"

JASTHREAN: JUST; THREE; HENS. Jasthrean's name is derived from a similar
time period as Rayihn's was. When the great Hen needed to be summoned for
rain to bestow the lands, the villagers would gather "Just three hens" and
force them to do the poultry merging dance, fusing the three hens into the
great Hen.

ZULGHINLOUR: BULGE; IN; SOUR. Have you ever had a sour bulge in your pants?
The cloud giants sure have. Their ancestors used to complain day in and day
out about their pants having sour bulges, before they understood the
mechanics of bathing, and the mighty Zulghinlour was named thusly as the
ancient cloud giants used to fervently believe he had the sourest bulge of
all.

Whiysdan: WISE; DAN. A man named Dan was once very wise. He would see
things using what he had two of (his eyes). He would see things, and name
them based on what they were. He would name things that were cats "four legs
with fur." One day he say a god as wise as was Dan, and he said "Surely you
will now be called the great Whiysdan."

Role

Chapter 6

An Excerpt from Juudsnelf's Wordsmithing Journal
Added Wed Aug 8 17:48:55 2012 at level 21:

ORIGIN OF THE NAMES OF THE GODS, PART 1 -- By Juudsnelf

RAYIHN:RAINY; HEN. Raiyhn's name is derived from the great Hen that used
to be worshipped when citizens wanted rain.

NELTOUDA: SMELLY; TULIP. Neltouda's is derived from the phrase "Smelly
Tulips," which is commonly heard during the Month of the Bull, as bulls tend
to defecate on tulips.

BAERINIKA: BEAR; NAKED; EEK; A. Baerinika's name is derived from the
natural fear displayed by the humans from bears while they are naked. They
would often see a bear and shout, "Eek!A naked bear!"

MERGULLA: MERGE; SEAGULL. Mergulla's name has origins in sailor talk of the
early ancient times, during the "Merging of the Seagulls." In this time
period, seagulls would become furious and merge together to take different
shapes in the skies. Often times they seemed to form angry faces. It is
said today that Mergulla has traces of seagull blood in her.

IUNNA: I; OWE; YOU; ONE. Iunna's name is derived from pubtalk. In bars,
one often hears the phrase "I owe ya one." The phrase stuck with patrons,
and thus the name was born.

REKSAH:RECTUM; SAUSAGE. Some things are better left unsaid.

ENLILTH: IN; LILLIES. Enlilth's name has origins first heard in swamps
populated by numerous enormous frogs. There, in the gaseous poots of frogs,
a smog of poot formed letters than an onlooker saw. Some say Enlilth was
birthed from this very smog.

Role

Chapter 5

The Parade
Added Wed Aug 8 17:23:11 2012 at level 21:

One day, Juudsnelf was standing around with all of the other Yardlings.It
was Stand-O-Clock, which was a time of the day when everybody stood around to
strenghthen their standing muscles.

Suddenly, a parade arrived.

One of the Yardlings said "What is this, some kind of gay parade?"
Juudsnelf audibly agreed "Yeah, come on!"

To which another Yardling interrupted, "No my fellow Yardlings, it's the
Gypsie Queen!"

The Yardlings love the Gypsie Queen so much that they all started singing.
None of them were singing the same songs, so it sounded absolutely terrible.

The queen got out of her wagon and stated "I'm the queen, here to be mean."

Everybody cheered.

She walked up and down the rows of gypsies in the Yard clan, smacking each
one as she went by. After each slap, she was met by abrupt applause that
that lasted half of a second, before each gypsie quieted to see what she
would do next. It was as if none of them could predict her next movement,
even though it was always the same.

Eventually, she slapped Juudsnelf. He was so ecstatic, he began to cry. He
didn't know what it was about this gypsie queen, but something about her hand
slapping his face overflowed him with joy. It was then that he knew what he
had to do, he had to go thank the queen for slapping him blue.


Juudsnelf waited until nightfall and snuck into the queen's tent. He let out
a loud gasp when he saw Yerd Yard, son of Yurd Yard, and the queen. Except
they were one in the same. Yerd Yard, son of Yurd Yard, was taking off his
queen outfit right as Juudsnelf had walked in.

Crying, Juudsnelf ran out of the tent. He knew something was not right about
the gypsie order when Yerd Yurd Yardy Yard could be the leader of a gypsie
faction as well as a queen, even though Juudsnelf was pretty sure "son of
Yurd" meant Yard Yurd (of Yurd) Yard was a boy.

He was determined to get to the bottom of the situation.

Role

Chapter 4

Heal, Boy, Heal!
Added Wed Aug 8 17:15:03 2012 at level 21:

The Yard Clain believed strongly in keeping each other healthy.They would
train Juudsnelf in the Yard yard with other Yardlings, and they would bonk
him on the head with pickled pillows. Pickled pillows are the softest pillow
that can touch every skin. Juudsnelf was so excited every time the pickled
pillow touched him, that he would go into a comfort-frenzy and not be able to
think straight.This process was used to trick his brain into thinking that
he will go into a comfort-frenzy any time he does not keep his companions in
good health.

After an evening of avoiding being too comfortable (if you know what I mean),
Juudsnelf walked up to a fellow Yardling. "Let's go somewhere exciting."
The Yardling looked at him and said "Only if you can answer my riddle."

"Why can't we just travel first?" Asked Juudsnelf.

The Yardling went on to explain, "We are a proud clan. If others request our
aid on any matter that does not directly relate to our own cause, we must
test their worth to see if we should go out of our way to help them. Because
I am the official leader of logic, I ask questions of obvious logic."

"Riddlytommens me away, then." Juudsnelf replied.

"What is the square root of a pear fruit?" inquired the Yardling.

Juudsnelf pondered the question for quite a long time. "Dinkly dopper." he
finally replied, with the utmost certainty. The Yardling give him a nod of
approval, and said "Very well done. Now, may I travel with you?"

Juudsnelf knew what the leader of logic wanted, and asked "Snoggling is to
boats what Mirages are to.." the leader of logic finished the sentence for
him "dinner tables."

Satisfied, the two left on their journey into "The Unknown," which was the
name of an area that everyone knew and loved.

Role

Chapter 3

And Make it Double
Added Wed Aug 8 17:11:35 2012 at level 21:

The leader of the gypsie Yard clan, Yerd, decided to introduce himself to
Juudsnelf. "Juudsnelf, I am Yerd Yard, son of Yurd (of Yard) of the Yard
clan."

"Yerd Yard, son of Yurd, of the Yard clan, I am Juudsnelf Yard of the Yard
clan."

Once the introductions were made, Yerd Yard (song of Yurd )
of the Yard clan said "Very well" and left.

Could this precursor? Could this mean foreshadowing?
Does this spell trouble? T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

Role

Chapter 2

The Yard Clan
Added Tue Aug 7 17:15:43 2012 at level 21:

"Gyp-gyp-gyp-gyp-gypsies!!!!!" shouted some gypsies as they surrounded
Juudsnelf's dead horse on his way home, waving their arms in a manner that
reminded Juudsnelf of string-noodles falling from the sky. They stole
Juudsnelf and returned him to their home at Evermoon Hollow.

"We want you to be our prodigy, Juudsnelf. We want you to join us, the Yard
Clan, and become the greatest at something at somepoint in your life time" a
gypsie said to Juudsnelf.

"Sure, okay." replied Juudsnelf.

The gypsies would tie Juudsnelf to a tree and throw different items at him,
including instruments, weights, weapons, and even corpses lathered in a
marinara sauce.This methodology had been used since the ancient times in
the Yard Clan, and it would determine Juudsnelf's profession in life. The
thought was that whatever hit Juudsnelf and left the biggest bruise would
decide which craft he takes up.

Some of the gypsies armed a ballista with a harmonica and launched it
straight at Juudsnelf. It hit him in the kidney, which was odd because his
back was against the tree, and Juudsnelf started coughing up blood. "You've
got to be kidney me... that's it.. that one hurt the worst, most genius.."
proclaimed Juudsnelf. The Yard Clan knew he was destined to be a musician.
To be sure, they launched another harmonica at his liver. Juudsnelf yelped
and said, "I don't know how much longer I will liver if you keep doing that."


Satisfied, the gypsies of the Yard Clan began to train Juudsnelf.

Cabal Powers List

Level 10	gauge balance	78%
Level 16	eye of equilibrium	75%
Level 25	vanguard of balance	73%

Role

Chapter 1

If You Wordsmith, You are a Dictionary
Added Tue Aug 7 17:10:34 2012 at level 21:

"Wahhhhh! Waaaaaah!"

The wetnurse, hearing the baby, sprinted towards the room in the house where
the baby was being delivered. Before she entered, she was screaming "Did I
miss it? How did I miss it?!"

When she entered the room, she saw Juudsnelf -- the father-to-be. He was
sitting in a rocking chair crying like a baby. "Waaaah! Waaaaaah!" The
wetnurse then realized that Juudsnelf wasn't a father to be, because he had
no wife and there was no baby being delivered. The sound of crying triggered
a nursing instinct inside of her, which caused her to forget that she was
simply a maid, and not a wetnurse. The maid looked at Juudsnelf and
proclaimed, "If you cry, you are a baby." Juudsnelf pondered this phrase,
and said aloud "Then I am a baby." Juudsnelf was then a baby.

As a baby, Juudsnelf would crawl to the local forge every day to watch the
blacksmith hit steel with a hammer until it turned in to something he could
poke people with. Juudsnelf, just a baby, had no idea where he was, what he
was seeing, or why he wasn't being fed milk. Though, subconsciously, he was
learning more and more about smithing each day.

A few years later when Juudsnelf could walk, he would still crawl to the
blacksmith's forge every day. When the blacksmith would leave, Juudsnelf
would try to forge in his own way. He would make up words, yell them at the
anvil, hit them with the hammer, and then they would be forged into real
words, he believed. He even made up definitions for each word, when he so
chose to. Juudsnelf called this process "Word Smithing."

Juudsnelf eventually bought a horse, and would mount it as he forced it to
crawl everywhere he wanted to go, which included the local park. There, he
would get on the balancing plank (which he called a Horsey-saw see-horse, because he saw his horse near it once) with his horse and try to
have fun. He never did have fun, though, because the horse outweighed him by
at least a couple pounds, he figured, so Juudsnelf was always suspended in
the air.

One day, however, he decided to play on the horsey saw with a rock instead of
his horse. The rock weighed the same as Juudsnelf, so the plank would
perfectly balance itself. "Ah.. balance! This is quite fondufulous!"
proclaimed Juudsnelf. Fondufulous had not yet been defined by Juudsnelf, or
anyone for that matter, but he knew it was destined to be a great word,
maybe.

Sitting there on the plank, balancing with a rock, Juudsnelf realized
something. He realized that the world required two opposing forces, equally
opposing one another, in order for it to remain fondufulously balanced.He
also realized that he had been sitting there for days, and was famished. He
mounted his now dead horse, who probably died from malnutrition, and galloped
into the sunset, and then towards his home.

Immortal Comments

Tue Aug 7 17:22:01 2012 by 'Iunna' at level 21 (15 hrs):
Not saying good or bad either way, but we knowingly ranked along with BattleRagers and applicants before we pledged Nexus.

Thu Aug 16 12:15:17 2012 by 'An Immortal' at level 23 (25 hrs):
An Immortal added 1000 exp for: This dude is basically crazy. This is also probably the most absurd role I've ever read. Some about why being true neutral is important and also some other stuff about hermaphrodite gypsies.

PK Gank-O-Meter

PK Gank-O-Meter

Total PK Wins	1
Total PK Assists	2
Solo PKs	0
PKs with a group of 2	1
PKs with a group of 3	2
PKs with a group of 4+	0
Average Group Size Per Kill	2.67

Death's Gank-O-Meter says: Faceless Herd Member

Total PK Losses	11
Solo PK Losses	9
PK Losses to a group of 2	2
PK Losses to a group of 3	0
PK Losses to a group of 4+	0
Average Group Size Per Death	1.18

Death's Ganked-O-Meter says: Destroyed By The Honorbound

PK Statistics

PK Statistics

Total PK Wins	1 (0 at level 33)
Total PK Losses	11
Total Mob Deaths	3

PK Wins by Class
VS. warrior	1

PK Wins by Cabal
VS. None	1

PK Wins by Align
VS. Good	0
VS. Neutral	1
VS. Evil	0

PK Deaths by Class
VS. warrior	8
VS. ranger	1
VS. necromancer	1
VS. conjurer	1

PK Deaths by Cabal
VS. None	2
VS. BATTLE	8
VS. EMPIRE	1

PK Deaths by Align
VS. Good	6
VS. Neutral	1
VS. Evil	4

Song List

Level 2	travelers march	83%
Level 4	charismatic prelude	77%
Level 7	adagio	99%
Level 9	piercing dissonance	77%
Level 10	chant of resilience	83%
Level 11	battaglia	71%
Level 14	canticle of the gods	82%
Level 15	elven adagio	100%
Level 16	lullaby	93%
Level 17	languid carol	73%
Level 18	anthem of resistance	80%
Level 19	riddle of revelation	75%
Level 19	cacophonous clamor	75%
Level 20	reveille	75%
Level 21	pastoral of the mind	78%
Level 22	tranquil serenade	79%
Level 26	requiem	73%
Level 27	elegy of tears	71%
Level 28	bagatelle of bravado	71%
Level 29	laborious lament	71%
Level 32	vibrato	71%
Level 33	nocturne of fright	71%
Level 34	apocalyptic overture	1%
Level 38	fantasia of illusion	1%
Level 40	symphonic echoes	1%
Level 42	dirge of solitude	1%
Level 45	grand nocturne	1%

Skill List

Level 1	dagger	93%
Level 1	mace	100%
Level 1	sword	100%
Level 1	staff	71%
Level 1	haggle	71%
Level 1	scrolls	77%
Level 1	talismans	71%
Level 1	recall	100%
Level 1	sing	100%
Level 2	dirt kicking	72%
Level 2	improved compare	80%
Level 3	dodge	94%
Level 3	mimic	73%
Level 4	trip	87%
Level 5	aim	74%
Level 5	tune	91%
Level 6	hand to hand	76%
Level 6	elbow	1%
Level 7	kick	1%
Level 7	knee	1%
Level 8	flourish	71%
Level 9	pick lock	71%
Level 9	evade	76%
Level 10	fast healing	83%
Level 10	lore	100%
Level 10	join	100%
Level 10	breakbond	100%
Level 11	roundhouse	1%
Level 12	meditation	84%
Level 12	panhandle	1%
Level 12	light armor use	77%
Level 13	parry	91%
Level 15	second attack	94%
Level 16	shield block	1%
Level 18	disarm	73%
Level 19	pugil	1%
Level 20	pen	1%
Level 25	enhanced damage	89%
Level 30	sneak	71%
Level 30	a capella	1%
Level 36	precise aim	1%

PK Wins

Aug 15, 2012|Lv 23|BattleRager Village|Gordlaf vs 2: Abarim (41%), Juudsnelf (58%, piercing dissonance)
Aug 16, 2012|Lv 24|The Past Grove|Uhgtohg vs 3: Juudsnelf (0%), Apila (58%, fireball), Vzon (41%)
Aug 16, 2012|Lv 24|The Eastern Road|Uhgtohg vs 3: Apila (43%, fireball), Zhenyen (56%), Juudsnelf (0%)

PK Deaths

Aug 8, 2012 |Lv 21|The Nexus Island|vs 1: Abiritha (100%, stab)
Aug 17, 2012|Lv 26|The Plains of Arendyl|vs 1: Vzon (100%, acid blast)
Aug 19, 2012|Lv 30|Forest of Prosimy|vs 2: Tulay (0%), Dynrod (100%, pugil strike)
Aug 19, 2012|Lv 30|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|vs 1: Ubudhizh (100%, electrical discharge)
Aug 19, 2012|Lv 30|The Eastern Road|vs 1: Ubudhizh (100%, bleeding)
Aug 19, 2012|Lv 30|The Eastern Road|vs 1: Ubudhizh (100%, parting blow)
Aug 19, 2012|Lv 30|BattleRager Village|vs 1: Ubudhizh (100%, parting blow)
Aug 19, 2012|Lv 30|Arial City|vs 1: Aucius (100%, punch)
Aug 31, 2012|Lv 33|BattleRager Village|vs 2: Ubudhizh (33%, defilement), Gralith (66%)
Aug 31, 2012|Lv 33|Galadon|vs 1: Ubudhizh (100%, defilement)
Aug 31, 2012|Lv 33|The Inn of the Eternal Star|vs 1: Uhgtohg (100%, slice)

Leveling History

Jul 30, 2012 |Lv 2 |Hr 0 |3 Peeshie,
Jul 30, 2012 |Lv 3 |Hr 0 |5 Peeshie,
Jul 30, 2012 |Lv 4 |Hr 0 |6 Peeshie,
Jul 30, 2012 |Lv 5 |Hr 0 |7 Peeshie, 4 Mherguri,
Jul 30, 2012 |Lv 6 |Hr 1 |8 Peeshie, 5 Mherguri,
Jul 30, 2012 |Lv 7 |Hr 1 |9 Peeshie,
Aug 1, 2012 |Lv 8 |Hr 1 |11 Tilparius, 12 Ernam,
Aug 5, 2012 |Lv 9 |Hr 3 |11 Fenarum,
Aug 5, 2012 |Lv 10|Hr 5 |11 Sekarci,
Aug 5, 2012 |Lv 11|Hr 6 |18 Ackor,
Aug 5, 2012 |Lv 12|Hr 7 |18 Ackor,
Aug 5, 2012 |Lv 13|Hr 7 |19 Ackor,
Aug 5, 2012 |Lv 14|Hr 8 |19 Ackor,
Aug 6, 2012 |Lv 15|Hr 10 |15 Breklar,
Aug 7, 2012 |Lv 16|Hr 13 |18 Davnan,
Aug 7, 2012 |Lv 17|Hr 14 |19 Davnan,
Aug 7, 2012 |Lv 18|Hr 14 |26 Grang, 21 Jubah,
Aug 7, 2012 |Lv 19|Hr 14 |26 Grang, 22 Jubah,
Aug 7, 2012 |Lv 20|Hr 14 |27 Grang, 24 Jubah,
Aug 7, 2012 |Lv 21|Hr 15 |28 Grang, 25 Jubah,
Aug 9, 2012 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 22|Hr 22 |25 Apila, 21 Limgin,
Aug 9, 2012 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 23|Hr 22 |25 Apila, 23 Limgin,
Aug 16, 2012 |Lv 24|Hr 27 |31 Apila, 24 Vzon,
Aug 16, 2012 |Lv 25|Hr 28 |32 Apila, 28 Zhenyen,
Aug 17, 2012 |Lv 26|Hr 29 |25 Vzon,
Aug 18, 2012 |Lv 27|Hr 31 |21 Ezgrint, 21 Jarlen,
Aug 18, 2012 |Lv 28|Hr 32 |23 Ezgrint, 32 Breklar,
Aug 18, 2012 |Lv 29|Hr 33 |25 Ezgrint, 33 Breklar,
Aug 18, 2012 |Lv 30|Hr 33 |26 Ezgrint, 34 Breklar,
Aug 19, 2012 |Lv 31|Hr 39 |28 Heibun, 38 Breklar,
Aug 19, 2012 |Lv 32|Hr 39 |29 Heibun, 39 Breklar,
Aug 19, 2012 |Lv 33|Hr 40 |40 Breklar, 31 Heibun,

Timeline

Tue Aug 7 14:13:31 2012 at level 20 (13 hrs):
Juudsnelf advanced to level 20 <PK: 0-0>

Tue Aug 7 17:13:49 2012 at level 21 (15 hrs):
Juudsnelf has pledged to Nexus, Seekers of Balance <PK: 0-0>

Tue Aug 7 18:33:21 2012 at level 21 (15 hrs):
Inducted into NEXUS by Iklahn <PK: 0-0>

Sat Aug 18 13:20:05 2012 at level 30 (30 hrs):
Juudsnelf advanced to level 30 <PK: 1-2>

Fri Aug 31 13:42:46 2012 at level 33 (41 hrs):
Rage Delete <PK: 1-11>

Mob Deaths

Aug 5, 2012 |Lv 11|Desert of Araile|the caravan guard by slash

Edges

Flaws

Racial Edges

Class Edges

Perfect Pitch

Edges

Cabal Specifics

Cabal Statistics

# of logins with their cabal item	13
# of logins without their cabal item	3
# of logouts with their cabal item	12
# of logouts without their cabal item	4
# of times they lost their cabal item	4
# of times they retrieved their cabal item	0
# of times they took another cabal item	0

Statistics

Experience Breakdown

Experience from Cabal raiding	0
Experience from Skill improvements	4358
Experience from Exploration	3925
Experience from Quests	1950
Experience from Commerce	175
Experience from Immortals	1000
Experience from Observation	3560

Adventuring Statistics

Character Created	Mon Jul 30 12:48:45 2012
Quests Completed	5
Exploration Points Found	32
(WANTED) Criminal	0 times
Thickening the Veil	0 items for 0
Thinning the Veil	0 items for 0
% of lifetime in the wilderness	42 %
% of lifetime in the cities	12 %
% of lifetime in the Inn of the Eternal Star	4 %
% of lifetime caballed	60 %

Class Specifics

Preferred Repertoire

Comedic