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Why do people still think Islam is a religion of peace?
This is because it is, for the most part. Like the other religions of Abraham, it just has misleading and out dated precepts.
Why can't you love Jesus anymore?
I can't love Jesus because he as a man died a millenia ago. That and I don't think he likes men.
Why can't you not love Jesus?
Double.. Negative.. Hurting.. Brain. Auugh.
Why is it OK to be prejudiced towards something if you're a part of the minority?
It isn't "OK" to be prejudiced towards something because you're a part of a minority. People just use their minority status as an excuse to be prejudice, and some people buy it.
Why is Guinness so damn tasty?
Guinness is tasty because the Irish are geniuses. See 'Family Guy' for what happened to the Irish.
Why do people send forty-seven surveys a day on MySpace?
Forty-seven is a pretty specific number. I'm betting some send more, some send less. However, they do it because they have too much free time and no hobbies (no MySpace does not count).
Why did we not formally occupy Iraq and Afghanistan?
Semetrical warfare died with the end of World War II.
Why don't people realize Osama isn't in it for the virgins?
People don't realize this because Osama is a very manipulative and well trained operative. The CIA taught him well.
Why is it OK for the Left to speak their minds, but if the Right tries to do it they're called Nazis and baby killers?
Its perfectly fine for the Right to speak their minds, they are simply going to hear about when they are wrong.
Why is it then when you want to talk/hang out with someone, they never call, but when you want to be left alone, your phone doesn't stop ringing?
This doesn't happen to me. Except the latter part.
Why is the United States still a part of the UN?
Because half of the educated population would cry foul if the US were to give up on the UN like it did the League of Nations.
Why does France still think it's a super power and that its opinion matters to the international community?
France has the bomb. And Leopard II tanks. I'd listen to France if I were you.
Why can't people just do their social responsibility and become informed voters and a useful part of the political process?
People are inherently lazy, for one. For two, ignorance truely is bliss. What they don't understand, can't hurt them on their farm in Iowa. (Sorry no offense meant to Iowa.. First rural state that came to mind)
Why do we put up with pork barrel spending, lobbyists, government waste and mud-slinging dishonest politics?
I don't really know. Thomas Jefferson believed that when politics became dishonest, it was the people's job to correct the situation- this is why you have the right to bare arms in the US.
Why is there a show on MTV about spoiled brats?
Because people will watch it, sadly.
Why do we watch that show?
I have no bloody clue. I've never seen it.
Why is Iran's president OK with Hugo Chavez and Venezuela (ß Catholics)?
Four little letters: O P E C
Why do people not know how to drive in Hawaii?
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume it is because Hawaii is a small island state, and therefore not many people drive very far there.
Why is Jack Bauer such a badass?
Who?
Why is it so important to have nunchuk and bo staff skills?
Staff because it is the most readily available weapon in nature. I don't know about nunchuks. The 80s are over.
Why isn't America ever given credit for stopping the Cross-Atlantic Slave Trade?
Oh.. I don't know, maybe because so much of the early American economy was built on slave labour?
Why is America the only country who gets slavery thrown in its face ALL the time?
Mostly because the United States has a large decendant population of slaves. Also, the United States was one of the last Western powers to abolish slavery..
Why did people ever have slaves to begin with?
Who doesn't want free labour? We have robots now, everyone loves them too. Just wait until they want Rights..
Why do people believe the Loose Change conspiracy theory?
It was delivered in a compact two hour DVD format. Everything which comes in said format MUST be true!
Why do people oppose the Iraq war?
Its not a war. Its a slaughter.
Why do people support the Iraq war?
Blind faith in American values is my guess.
Why can't we all just get along?
Instincts. Everyone wants to be the alpha-male/female.
Why did OJ do it?
Mr. Orethal James Simpson was aquitted. The glove did not fit.
Why hasn't Kevin Federline done it yet?
He doesn't have it.
Why is counter culture now mainstream culture?
That is how these things work. Counter becomes sub, sub becomes mainstream. Welcome to Studies of Western Cultural Trends 101.
Why do we have to be politically correct?
So you don't seem like an ignorant toad, perhaps.
Why do people stay on Welfare?
Lack of education.
Why do people think its cool to act ignorant?
Lack of education.
Why does the illegitimacy(kids) rate continue to go up in America?
Lack of moral guidance, whether it be from religious of secular sources.
Why didn't we finish what we started in the first Gulf War?
Saddam still had the receipts for the stuff you guys sold him. That, and Clinton knew continuing an unpopular war would be bad for his Presidency.
Why did we leave Somalia?
Somalia was left because they genuinely needed help and are an African state. No white people? No problem!
Why did we warn Pakistan that we were going to shoot missiles at Osama?
Diplomatic courtesy. Imagine Pakistan thought you were firing those missiles at Islamabad. That could have been messy.
Why is Bill Clinton considered a hero of diplomacy when he didn't even talk to the UN about invading Yugoslavia, but George Bush is the villian when he exhausted nearly every diplomatic option before invading Iraq?
Thats exactly the problem. Bush made a big deal of trying to justify why he wanted to invade Iraq. Meanwhile, everyone knew what was going on in the Balkans, and that it had to be stopped. Too bad we failed.
Why didn't the government just say, we're invading Iraq to set up a democratic government and a base of operations in the Middle East to defeat terror, deal with it?
That would be an outright lie, thats why.
Why do people still think we invaded Iraq for the oil?
It continues to be the #1 priority of defense and reparation funds.
Why do we allow future's traders and oil companies to hold us at the proverbial gunpoint?
We are but mere men, and they are vast corporate entities. Enron anyone?
Why can't third parties get a foothold in American politics?
Ask your party Registrar.
Why don't people realize that its time to move on?
The Status Quo is a comfortable place.
Why do we celebrate mediocrity in America?
See above.
Why do we lower test scores so that more people pass?
To allow for the slow and steady destruction of a once vital education system. Ignorant peasants are easier to dictate to than educated masses. Just ask Nero.
Why are people not held accountable for their actions anymore?
Probably because Ford pardonned Nixon. That set a dangerous precident.
Why is it not OK to get in a fist fight every once in a while?
Violence is uncivilized.
Why do we have to be sensitive to everyone's needs even if they're a ####ing idiot?
I'm not sure. I'm still all for the sterilization of anyone with an IQ under 100.
Why do people fear guns?
Lack of education about guns, for the most part. Guns are the sword of our time, every young man should have one and be introduced to it early. Maybe then people around here would actually hit who they're shooting at rather than 15 year old girls.
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