But that's only because Pro's prediction has not come to pass about the Mexican army storming across the border, aided by the uprising of Californian Latinos who have been sneaking into this country for decades under the clever ruse of "earning enough money to support my family". Just wait 'til Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo comes to your avenida, chiquita.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to fortify the East Coast against a surprise invasion by Cuba. No one else expects the Cuban Inquisition, but I, for one, will not welcome our cigar-smoking, mojito-drinking, salsa-dancing overlords.

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