Give me literally no power. Like, literally. If you want to juice me to 57 but strip all the commands from me, that's dope too.

Blame me for every bad thing that happens. I don't give a ####. Half the playerbase already blames me for stuff and hates me anyway

Use me as the fall guy. I'll be the Iraqi Information Minister.

You guys know where to find me.

Edited to add: CF works best when the players have a "fall guy". For years it was Cador, then Valg, then Umi. I will take the hit.

If you are a coder on CF who spends most of their time coding and less of their time playing mortals, the players WILL hate you? Seems like a great way to show appreciation =P

That's the nature of things, and you can thank Obama for that.

Because being criticized is 90% of my everyday job and I don't give a falchion.

n/t

NT

E.g. Umiron.

CF doesn't need fall guys, cause blaming people helps nothing.
It needs people to actually help out.
But what it really needs?
A patron Imm for bards.
That's also a wood-elf.
And in Battle.

In short, it needs Yean to come back.
Everyone loved Yean.

I promise to roll a Yean follower bard and play it to age death, or more likely con death, on the day Yean returns to CF.

and is perfectly happy living her life, beyond CF.
Although I like to think she misses us a little!

NT

Tough #### Murphy, you're getting more Battle imms whether you like it or not!

Welcome back Thror!

but we don't need MORE rager imms.
Battle is pretty much stacked with imms already.