Ordasen says 'typing feels weird'

You say 'use both hands'

----------------------------

Dalteric (53): I really need to come up with a way to make my children value the Seantryn Job

Ordasen (53): Is that some new kind of sex position?

Ruhktanshi prayed from 3054 for: Praise to the flute of flesh and sword of bone and Lady Yean as I twitch in this unnatural sleep.

Lyristeon <53>: Should we smite him with the flute of flesh or sword of bone?


Newbie Xaeryx: Only Thing I beg that you don't do is say. IS at the beginning of every scentence.

Newbie Xaeryx: Is good = Is gay.

Newbie Lyristeon: Is not.


Sebeok <53>: Tapioco? Like the pudding?

Sebeok <53>: one letter off.. but still.

Lyristeon <53>: They seem to log on and power rank when nobody is around.

Lyristeon <53>: We have a Thanos running about as well.

Sebeok <53>: I'm totally rolling up Puddinpop the Swordpupil.

Lyristeon <53>: Heh.

Lyristeon <53>: I will be Devidog.

Lyristeon <53>: Who wants Totsieroll?

Sebeok <53>: sweet.. Daevryn will be Twinke and Eshval will be Rinding

Sebeok <53>: Who's going to be our invoker bitch... ok, Raybear will be Fudgesicl

Sebeok <53>: shotgun Emperor... Emperor Puddinpop.

Daevryn <53>: mm twinkie

Sebeok <53>: damnit now I want a pudding pop

Sebeok <53>: probably haven't had one in 20 years, but ####ing hell I want one now

Lyristeon <53>: I just ate two devil dogs.

Lyristeon <53>: And yes, I licked the cream filling left in the wrapper.



Marcatis <53>: Go tit

Lyristeon <53>: I agree!

Marcatis <53>: got it rather. damn typo.

Kastellyn <53>: Woot!

Qaledus <53>: heh


FORTRESS Baerinika: Lyr can you set student of baer on Renkaide for me please?

Lyristeon: Want me to join fortress, vis and say "Done!"?


Lyristeon says 'Credit card debt and bankruptcy are nothing compared to female genitalia debt. There's too much interest and not nearly enough max limit.'


Erylaina <24113> is PRAYING for: Thank you so very much!

Rayihn <53>: she's nice and grateful

Lyristeon <53>: Corrlaan follower?

Rayihn <53>: Nah, sphere honor...I took her

Rayihn <53>: all your paladins are belong to me

Lyristeon <53>: I think Corrlaan followers are usually the most polite. Yours come in a close second though.

Lyristeon <53>: I think most of my followers are jackasses. Appropriately so.

Rayihn <53>: that does seem appropriate

Corrlaan says 'You'd be surprised at the patience I have.'


A helpful mortal (Colbey): Is it just me, or is the system crashing alot lately?

Lyristeon: I don't know. Do you crash a lot?

A helpful mortal (Colbey): Yes

A helpful mortal (Llondolis): Only if I've been drinking.

A curious newcomer (Xenenolix): me too

A helpful mortal (Uxlen): Last time I crashed I couldn't afford insurance for a few years. : Lyristeon: Okay. Back to normalcy.

A helpful mortal (Colbey): Har, bloody har


Corrlaan: was feeding the family so I missed the last 10 or so.

Valguarnera: We put you in charge of the Russian-only poetry contest for next weekend.

Corrlaan: Sweet. I love Perogy Haiku's

Corrlaan: Or 'Ode to the 14-woman Plow'

Valguarnera: "The custom of women pulling plows has been attributed to lack of resources to buy draft animals and the absence of their menfolk, who were often away working at other jobs."

Corrlaan: Heh..I knew I'd get you to bite.

Lyristeon: Oh, I thought that's what you did with the ugly wives back when polygamy was legal

Valguarnera: That's kind of sad...

Valguarnera: ..,seeing them neglect their kitchen duties and all

Corrlaan: i grew up in a very russian/douhkobor part of Canada..and every year at their Heritage Festival they'd hook up one of these things and 14 women in traditional Ukrainian garb would pull it a few feet.

Corrlaan: Made the front page every year.

Lyristeon: That explains a lot.

Valguarnera: If you looked closely, the plow's left turn signal was always on.

Lyristeon: Old folks Whitesnake video.


Thueldeke <8262> is PRAYING for: I can see that : Duerg IMM EMPIRE Enlilth is mostly afk solving the world's problems

Enlilth: Son bitch

Twist: archive!

Lyristeon: Woohoo! I am going to change your title to Bonheadius Maximus.


Grundr <17490> is PRAYING for: LMFAO! Name rule? Ashat the Firegiant? Asshat?

Lyristeon <53>: Damn, so much for my idea of Aw####.


Baerinika waves happily.

The Theran form of Baerinika disappears before you.

Nar <10437> is PRAYING for: I call to thee Kylish the Jaguar Spirit, Baerinika of the Elves! I call to the Paragon of Purity of Focus, I call to the Surge of Combat, I call to the Pillar of Courage! I ask your guidance in all things Goddess!

Lyristeon <53>: Well, if you had just asked for Baer, you might have caught her.


Ysaloerye says 'in the virtual world all women are hot'

Ysaloerye sits down and thinks deeply.

Ysaloerye says 'except me'

Ysaloerye wiggles her bottom.

You say 'Dwarf porn isn't hot at all.'

Enlilth says 'I disagree!'

Enlilth says 'Little people... big penis'

You say 'You would like the dwarf guys.'

These were all pretty funny, but I laughed especially hard at the line in this post's subject!

You dont stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.

nt

--Nightshade

Lyristeon: You know me Pico...here is my Cador impression of my past. "####king gate.net!

Pico: that doesn't prove anything, you could put "####king" in front of anything to imitate Cador

Paku (24925) is PRAYING for: Shokai guide my blades

(DEATH 53) (22 warrior) (WANTED) Paku killed by (22 anti-paladin) Aerothas at 24950 by cleave

Qaledus (53): Thanks for nothing, Shokai.


Ordasen does a booty dance for Dalteric.

Dalteric says 'I'm needy, but theres a ####king line.'

Dalteric says 'And you in a g-string crosses that'


<5 PM> Kelin (32500) is PRAYING for: OOC: I fell from my chair, guys.

<5 PM> Velkurah (53): What?

<6 PM> Khasotholas (53): heh

<6 PM> whois kelin (45 Storm War) (PK) (FORTRESS) Kelin the Champion of Arms

<6 PM> Lyristeon (53): okay....it wasn't me this time.

<6 PM> Khasotholas (53): He told Khajaal he would only be afraid of the Empire when monkeys start to fly... so I sent a flying monkey after him


Khasotholas (57): I like using words like homey. It really makes me feel 'down' as the kids say.

Arvam (57): You are in tune with the language of the streets my friend.

Khasotholas (57): You speak truth, Arvam. Thou may thinkest I'm not 'down', but thou must admit that I'm the shiznit.

Arvam: Who doesn't love a quest where you get to milk a swamp cow with one of Gadinias's machines.

Phaelim: no comment...

A swamp-cow: You're not the one getting milked, bitch


Ragneth (18202) is PRAYING for: Could I please speak to someone?

Rogardian (53): got it

Blachmianan (53): Got it.

Rogardian (53): Erm. You go ahead

Blachmianan (53): Yours.

Blachmianan (53): Hehe

Rogardian (53): I'll get it

Blachmianan (53): Okay, I take it.

Gherian (53): this the comedy hour?

Rogardian (53): Yeah

Blachmianan (53): Who's on first?

Rogardian (53): I'm the newbie, I'll get it


(53 Gnome ANG) (PK) (SYLVAN) Blachmianan is AFK and battering his toy soldier again

Yanoreth (53): Blach, didn't you learn in kindergarten to keep your toy "soldier" in your pants?

Blachmianan (53): I have only started playing with it again since I have a 5 year old boy.

Blachmianan (53): Forgot how much fun it is.

Thrakburzug (53): heh

Yanoreth (53): rofl

Velkurah: We should all vis

Valguarnera: Then we gank them.

Velkurah: Woot

Shokai: I'll bash!

Velkurah: I'll triop

Zulghinlour: I'll gas breath

Velkurah: trip too.

Jullias: I'll immolate

Shokai: please, Zulghie, don't hurt'm

Arvam: I'll slay

Vynmylak: I'll get lost and miss all the action

Arvam: *rofl*

Shokai: well, you are a Maran imm

Zulghinlour: Khasoltholas will sit in the corner with his mimosa

Shokai: that's kinda what we do

Velkurah: This is why it's uncommon for this many of us to be on, you realise

Valguarnera: I'll complain we're not getting enough xp.

Velkurah: The mud would never move forward

Zulghinlour: I'll keep asking if my legacy is working right

Velkurah: I'll post the log to Dio's

Velkurah: Are we all set?

Arvam: I'll piss and moan that if that paladin and invoker weren't there, I could have killed him.

Shokai: wait

Jullias: I'll ask why arials can't fly

Velkurah: rofl

Shokai: who's going to bitch about the opposition logging off

Sabiene: and here I am stuck in the desc room ahhhh well

Velkurah: Oh, and I'll ask why I don't have elemental attunment.

Sevarecan: I'll ask to go train after each kill.

Shokai: u want 2 grp?

Valguarnera: I'll point out that the conjurer ganged me with an elemental AND an archon.

Vynmylak: I'll still be lost while you guys are doing all that and then complain about it again

Arvam: I'll ask everyone to wait because my shields fall in two hours.

Shokai: heh

Zulghinlour: I'll lead us all into Rot-Root the Shadow Ent

Shokai: so, meet at mrkt ()?

Velkurah: u lead?

Valguarnera: I'll ask if anyone has a canteen I can use.

Choranek: and then we can all go to hell with our AIM info

Velkurah: Who brought the beer, by the way

Zulghinlour: I'll ask for directions to my guild

Sevarecan: Wait while I start logging the hell trip.

Zulghinlour: Then I'll try to turn off the newbie channel with 'newbie off'

Arvam: I'll ask if anyone has a spare axe so I can pincer.

Shokai: this is strictly a byob group, Velk

Jullias: I'll reboot the box and delete your email

nt

f

There is a lot of work involved in getting these out. 90% of what is logged can't be posted because we would have to put up an Adult's Only Warning.

Pfffft. Since when is this a family mud?

I half think we should clean up the 'My goddamn heart, my goddamn soul, my goddamn life for the ####ing Empire!' log from the archives and post that, though I'm half sure that 90% of the players would adore its comedy gold and the other 20% would bitch about it for the next ten years. (Yes, some would love it AND bitch!)

nt

Possibly the funniest CF log of all time, as far as I'm concerned... although I think it would take a certain amount of annotation to make sense.

f

~

You heard it from the IMP. Just so you know, Valg and Zulg will probably have my head for this while Daevryn will blink innocently and Sebeok will salute my nerve with a beer. Come to think of it, Zulg will pincer me, then salute me with a beer. Now...where are those logs?

*** This is about 8 years old. It's from Uller's point of view; this is as much as he had in his scrollback. ***
*** Forum code ate the cabal tags and I haven't tried to restore them. ***
*** Nordeth is trying to get the bloodoath from Kaeravaeus. ***
*** Kaeravaeus dies in the middle of it (before this log starts), and Nordeth is also a bit special. ***
*** At some point, room echoes from Uller start to make it more interesting. ***
*** BoltThrower gets involved and makes it still more interesting. ***



<26 Human Inv> (PK) Kaeravaeus the Student of Water
<51 D-Elf Hea> (PK) Dehieleia the Holy Heroine, Imperial High Priestess
<40 Fire War> (PK) Sirin the Master of Copper
<48 H-Elf Tra> (PK) Grallig the Elder Transmuter
<30 Human Con> (PK) Seaghan the Inceptor of the Astral
<42 D-Elf Inv> (PK) Triglaxus the Master of Wind
<45 Human Asn> (PK) Jigan the Menkyo
<51 Human Con> (PK) Jorin the Planewalker
<49 Duerg Thi> (PK) Druegheim the Hidden
<53 Human ANG> (PK) Agathocles the Kingbreaker, Lord of Rapacity
<41 Duerg A-P> (PK) Sedrimar the Evil Lord
<19 D-Elf Tra> (PK) Sabrae the Grand Sorceress
<23 Fire Sha> (PK) Axrinth the Order of the Black Robe
Players found: 13


Nordeth stands up.


Nordeth leaves north.

West Main Street
This is the main road traveling though the city. To the south you hear
the hammering of the repair shop and to the north is the grassy field
known as the temple square. Main street continues east and west.


The corpse of Kaeravaeus is lying here.
(Wizi 51) Rhythm and rhyme, meter and verse come together here.
A small grey-haired man walks around spouting gospel.
A construction worker steadily works here.
The foreman stands here screaming at the workers.

Nordeth has arrived.

(room echo) The corpse of Kaeravaeus begins to shake violently.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Magnamara is PRAYING for: Sebeok Hear me Father of the Winds...I, your daughter, send my prayers upon the wings of the sky...

Stellyx <53>: you got a daughtere? Sebeok, you naughty, naughty boy.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

(room echo) The corpse of Kaeravaeus begins to sink into the ground.

Sebeok <53>: Hmph.

Gradurro raises an eyebrow.
Nordeth's hunger scratches him.
BoltThrower <53>: heh

Gradurro hugs the corpse and wave goodbye to it.

BoltThrower <53>: what did I tell you about that 'all natural' sheepskin

Sebeok <53>: rofl

(room echo) Worms and maggots begin to squirm and shiver in the cold night as they ooze out of the corpse.

The night has begun.

BoltThrower <53>: you've got to stop appearing as golden showers, er showers of gold

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

(room echo) The ground below the corpse begins to hiss with a dangerous sound.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Nordeth says 'finally'

(room echo) A bolt of pure light shoots from the eyes of the corpse.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

(room echo) Worms and maggots writhe in pleasure at the feast provided them.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

(room echo) You start suddenly as you realize that the worms are crawling toward you.

The corpse of Kaeravaeus decays into dust.

A construction worker says 'You know who's gonna have to clean up that hole, don'tcha?'
Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

A construction worker sighs.

Shinkoujinei has arrived.
Shinkoujinei leaves east.
(room echo) With the corpse gone, the maggots look around hungrily.

(room echo) A slimy maggot looks at you carefully.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Imors whispers 'You need some food?'

(room echo) A slimy maggot beckons to the other maggots.

Nordeth says 'aye'

Dexia has arrived.

Dexia leaves east.

Imors steps out of the shadows.

Imors gives a brownie with lemon sauce to Nordeth.
Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

(room echo) A slimy maggot begins to crawl toward you.

Kaeravaeus has arrived.
Nordeth stands up.

Kaeravaeus nods.

Nordeth bows deeply.

Kaeravaeus says 'Finish the oath.'

Imors whispers 'Uergh, a maggot where.'

Nordeth says 'how do i'

(room echo) A slimy maggot climbs up your body toward your mouth.

Kaeravaeus says 'My heart, my soul, my life for the Empire.'

Imors shivers uncomfortably.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Imors whispers 'Dont dont.'

(room echo) You shiver with fear at the thought of a slimy maggot entering your body.

A construction worker says 'Ew.'

The day has begun.

Nordeth says 'my heart, my soul, my life for the empire'

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Kaeravaeus says 'Exactly as I havesaid it'

BoltThrower <53>: Kae sure is persistant

Nordeth says 'huh?'

Imors shivers uncomfortably.

(room echo) A slimy maggot crawls into your mouth and is gone.

Kaeravaeus says 'Ah, follow me nordeth'

Kaeravaeus grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong....
The sun rises in the east.

Grallig has arrived.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Nordeth says 'i am'

Grallig leaves west.


Grallig has arrived.


Kaeravaeus says 'you are not'


Grallig leaves east.


Kaeravaeus says 'follow me'
Nordeth says 'i think'


Imors whispers 'A maggot, that is disgusting!'

Imors hiccups.

(room echo) You see something scurrying around in the shadows.

Grallig has arrived.

Grallig leaves west.

Imors peers around himself intently.

Kaeravaeus begins laying down the preparations for a blood oath by Nordeth.

Nordeth says 'i am hungry'

Seaghan has arrived.

Seaghan leaves west.
Seaghan has arrived.

Seaghan leaves east.


Nordeth's hunger scratches him.


Seaghan has arrived.


Seaghan leaves west.


Kaeravaeus finishes the blood oath of Nordeth. All that is left are the words.


Imors whispers 'eat thr brownie I gave you'

Kaeravaeus nods at Nordeth.


Shardahk has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
A mummy has arrived.


Imors whispers 'Dont say the words'

Shardahk leaves east.
A mummy leaves east.
A flesh golem leaves east.

Kaeravaeus utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.

Shardahk has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
A mummy has arrived.

Shardahk leaves west.
A mummy leaves west.
A flesh golem leaves west.

Imors whispers 'you will regret it.'

Kaeravaeus utters the words, 'oculoinfra waouq'.

Kaeravaeus nods at Nordeth.

Kaeravaeus nods at Nordeth.

(room echo) Maggots writhe and twist in the brownie's body.

Shardahk has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
A mummy has arrived.


Shardahk leaves north.
A mummy leaves north.
A flesh golem leaves north.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Shardahk has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
A mummy has arrived.


Shardahk leaves east.
A mummy leaves east.
A flesh golem leaves east.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Nordeth says 'My heart, My soul, My life for the empire'
Uller <53>: *grumble* running out of things to do with maggots

Agathocles <53>: Blah, just finished catching up on the forums. I am on CF-overload.

Kaeravaeus says 'Bs cqinl, ql soib, ky dedw zux foy Pceirm.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Pq zjyse, oj aokb, iw lsqn qfj pwl Ahepyh.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Rf pavhr, tn gwqz, dq fjyh eoy kxh Zymhun.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Qy mbvbq, gc pmed, jx xxsg shb rzb Aompvq.'

BoltThrower <53>: I couldn

Nordeth says 'say what?'
BoltThrower <53>: I couldn't resist

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.


Kaeravaeus says 'Ub xsvph, go ccpn, ox kuyn nuh rlc Yzfsxs.'

Uller <53>: *rofl*


Nordeth says 'i can't understand you'


Kaeravaeus's thirst grazes him.
Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.
Nordeth's hunger scratches him.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

You hear something's death cry.


Kaeravaeus utters the words, 'qcandusahz gsfuio'.
A magical spring flows from the ground.

Kaeravaeus drinks water from a magical spring.


Kaeravaeus drinks water from a magical spring.


Kaeravaeus drinks water from a magical spring.


Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.


The sounds of warfare and the smell of acrid smoke overcome your senses as BoltThrower arrives.


Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.


Kaeravaeus gets some dry rations from the Bracelet of Charms.
Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.


Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.


Kaeravaeus eats some dry rations.

Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.


Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.


Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.


Nordeth drinks water from a magical spring.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus leaves east.
Nordeth leaves east.

Entrance to the Imperial Lands


Nordeth is here.
A Centurion stands here collecting the tithe for the Empire.
A Centurion stands here collecting the tithe for the Empire.

where
People near you:
(PK) Kaeravaeus The Imperial Road
(PK) Nordeth Entrance to the Imperial Lands
(PK) Uller Entrance to the Imperial Lands
(PK) Sabrae An Unnamed Road


Kaeravaeus has arrived.


Nordeth's hunger scratches him.


Kaeravaeus sits down and rests.
Nordeth yells 'the centurions'


Kaeravaeus nods.

<12 Felar War> (PK) Nordeth the Myrmidon


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.

Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Nordeth says 'what'


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus nods.


Nordeth says 'i have no money'


The sounds of warfare and the smell of acrid smoke overcome your senses as BoltThrower arrives.

Before you stands a form wraped in assorted shadowy garments. It is apparent he
will not reveal his true form, yet.
Nordeth, a male felar, is gushing blood.


Kaeravaeus Ag njwwq, ty whiv, bi grkg ick lgk Rqdnwp.


Kaeravaeus says 'Ox tdybe, tr zrbz, sl voxw zbo mpd Pnebem.'


Nordeth says 'you are giberished'
Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Kaeravaeus says 'AZ!'


Nordeth says 'and i need food'


Kaeravaeus says 'Lp gzrzz, kb ifjd, bc fzys hwi fud Tuyyic.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Nb ywecn, qy ffbv, oo nzmi adp ymt Fgeqhp.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Cv ucgdb, fl vpqo, dz vbjr uin tuf Vmulke.'
BoltThrower <53>: you realize, I'll have to gibberish nordeth when kaeraveus's wears off

Kaeravaeus says 'Tg oiwep, zr xrrt, qu rncb acg maj Suhriw.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Ah chfoa, hn ieoj, qn qkzm rcs vbh Pvtjhb.'

Sabrae sighs.

Kaeravaeus stands up.

Uller <53>: yep


Nordeth says 'I DO NOT UNDERSTAND'

Kaeravaeus sighs.

Nordeth's hunger scratches him.

Kaeravaeus pokes Sabrae in the ribs.

Uller <53>: and I am laughing so hard already


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Sabrae!


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Sabrae!


Nordeth says 'what'


Aslaria is PRAYING for: Lady Cyradia, I seek you.


Sabrae says 'I am not of an age to grant the oath.'


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Sabrae!

whois sa
Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Nordeth!


<19 D-Elf Tra> (PK) Sabrae the Grand Sorceress


Kaeravaeus says 'Ul guvcg, hh twne, wt pccy deq xnq Orlnza.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Kk tsvpx, we mzep, yu dami byr jyo Iezkhx.'


Nordeth says 'i need food'


Sebeok <53>: rofl


Nordeth's hunger scratches him.


Nordeth says 'before anything'


Sabrae gives some barbecued spareribs to Nordeth.


Kaeravaeus says 'Af edysg, tj uqes, ko mwmj hng fgj Mjqufu.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Cv fysss, mp jaqs, od ztfq cer wya Wuxfrx.'


Nordeth eats some barbecued spareribs.


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Sabrae!


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Nordeth says 'thanx'


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Sabrae!


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Sabrae!


Sebeok <53>: give him laryngitis or something


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Nordeth!
Nordeth says 'what?'


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Nordeth!


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Nordeth!


Kaeravaeus says 'Jw lzbri, ux hqkw, ew ojmb vza muo Ttgofk.'


Nordeth says 'it will pass'


Kaeravaeus pokes Sabrae in the ribs.


Sabrae drinks water from a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt.


Kaeravaeus pokes Sabrae in the ribs.


Sabrae utters the words, 'ghix'.
Kaeravaeus is moving more slowly.


Kaeravaeus nudges Sabrae.


Kaeravaeus nudges Sabrae.


Kaeravaeus nudges Sabrae.


Kaeravaeus points excitedly at Nordeth!


Kaeravaeus says 'Bd bypuf, mw dbpp, ov syzd wqb uxb Qbgxac.'


Nordeth says 'what do i say for the oath'


Kaeravaeus nods at Nordeth.


Kaeravaeus nods at Nordeth.


Kaeravaeus nods at Nordeth.


Kaeravaeus nods at Nordeth.


Sabrae says 'I cannot grant him the oath.'


Sabrae says 'Ahh!'


Kaeravaeus pokes Sabrae in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Sabrae in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Sabrae in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus says 'Go ndvvb, rq wpzi, ci elwy cti cqj Evswoq.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Tl gholg, yr jkoo, sm uwht mej rpq Sbebwp.'


Nordeth says 'what do i say'


Nordeth says 'he can preform the ritual'


Nordeth says 'what do i say?'


It starts to rain.

Sabrae says 'My heart, my soul, my life for the Empire.'

The moon changes and begins a new phase.



The sun slowly disappears in the west.


Nordeth says 'My heart, my soul, my life for the empire.'


Kaeravaeus shakes his head.

Kaeravaeus says 'Bl zkjyn, yv boew, uh ofct saq zmz Oaotuo.'

Kaeravaeus says 'Oa ofyhd, vd tteg, ux kmgu esk dyl Tzxadv.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Zm cofax, zq tybl, ud nxmr hra zvx Ziybvb.'


Sabrae says 'My Heart, My life, my soul for the empire.'

*** Note: Making this more painful, Sabrae gets the bloodoath wrong here. ***

BoltThrower <53>: heh, ok


Kaeravaeus says 'OEVRFZ'


Kaeravaeus says 'MZQDWY'


The night has begun.


Sabrae says 'Will you calm down!'


Sebeok <53>: a little variety to ####ing with people


Kaeravaeus says 'Hg angun, vu nthu, vu lkfg edj mjl *N*fxmih'


Nordeth whispers 'M eart, m life, my ul o th empire.'


Troile is PRAYING for: Uhmm...my corpse is gone. Why is that?


Kaeravaeus says 'Uh mztuj, ic byjv, iv gpjb luf gpq *Y*kdysf'


Sabrae nods.


Nordeth whispers ' h t'


Kaeravaeus says '*W*j qbblg, ef blpm, rf bhgo jol taa *F*zheyp'


Kaeravaeus says '*A*e sqkeh, of inui, xr jhyd pdh wek *W*msvcp*.*'


Avoix has arrived.


Avoix leaves south.


Nordeth whispers 'M ea t, m life, my so for the mp re.'


Kaeravaeus begins laying down the preparations for a blood oath by Nordeth.


Lightning flashes in the sky.


Nordeth whispers 'My h rt, ife my o l fo e mpire '


Kaeravaeus finishes the blood oath of Nordeth. All that is left are the words.


Nordeth whispers ' y ea , my i e, y soul for he pi e '


Kaeravaeus says 'QBI LZ'


Nordeth whispers 'My a t, y life my so l for th em ire.'

Agathocles <53>: Got it

Kaeravaeus says 'Oo eadgxmwqjudpg niwmm, xs qfwbdfsctqnap zjec cij sq oewsbcuodd
hfa KOWS cdx gro PUNHLPH JZITWB'

*** You'll see the translation for this further down. ***

Kaeravaeus smirks.
Nordeth whispers ' '

Uller <53>: this is one of the funniest things I have ever watched in my life


Nordeth whispers 'th mpire'


Kaeravaeus says 'Uk dwott, ma syji, lx zmhi xgm fxm Yptopa.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Ka mihtz, lc scbw, la wwoz pvs dyr Abhrzl.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Ce ymhcj, nr cvxs, fb sdej jag map Fqzcvi.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Hm plcvf, kn knya, du qkfu mes owr Gkwvzg.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Ym mqnvn, vc yuhs, gi cpto zmi aoi Mnmayg.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Ye tlqke, pz jbqp, ce zxxm rsy ekp Oljuzu.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Qj vtmxb, to ytlp, rg jint iyx ikf Sissws.'


BoltThrower <53>: oh, if you could be snooping kae


Kaeravaeus says 'Sv uprrz, yp thom, za taly dls jst Fthdyi.'


Sabrae whispers ' 't b le o sa i '


Kaeravaeus says 'Sn shgcz, os hluf, og rteh zio duf Ecattk.'

Nordeth whispers 'My eart, my lif , y s l fo th e pi e.'

Sebeok <53>: rofl, this is classic

Kaeravaeus whispers 'tme aq qwlof'


Uller <53>: I would die completely


Axrinth has arrived.


Axrinth leaves south.


Kaeravaeus says 'Hgsy zjxmgtt hnpqm'


BoltThrower <53>: give me a min to compose myself...


The lightning has stopped.


Nordeth whispers 'h mm'


Sebeok <53>: I'm snooping Kae.. this is absolutely ####ing hilarious.


Sabrae eats some barbecued spareribs.


Jeurno has arrived.


Stellyx <53>: you guys are having *way* too much fun.


Kaeravaeus taps his foot impatiently.


Nordeth whispers ' e should o t i somwhere ls '

Nordeth whispers 'My ea t m life, my oul f r th em ire.'


Kaeravaeus pokes Dehieleia in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Dehieleia in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Dehieleia in the ribs.


Dehieleia closes his eyes for a moment and nods at an Imperial Centurion.
An Imperial Centurion is surrounded by a black aura.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Kaeravaeus says 'Ij hhevr, wg koeq, fe znes uma nyw Ehhhdb.'

Kaeravaeus says 'Cb crvvi, kc bzrr, yt trpo pnp ast Kftlvt.'

the Centurion Omegus: The power of the Empire grows as Locutiuss joins
us.

Like inspiration, Stellyx arrives from nowhere and without warning.

Nordeth whispers 'hm m'

Cyradia <53>: hrmph. we never get to have any fun.

Uller <53>: he is trying so hard


Nordeth whispers 'hmm '


Kaeravaeus: U mua'h duufzixiil okq


Kaeravaeus: Nsw


Dehieleia says 'I cannot give you better speach'


Kaeravaeus shakes his head.


Kaeravaeus pokes Nordeth in the ribs.


Sebeok <53>: this is just too goddamn funny


Dehieleia closes his eyes for a moment and nods at an Imperial Centurion.
An Imperial Centurion is surrounded by a black aura.


Nordeth whispers 'w at?'


Dehieleia closes his eyes for a moment and nods at an Imperial Centurion.


Kaeravaeus says 'Jb sioee, on lnid, bo gsuk gab flh Lbefgv.'


Dehieleia closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Dehieleia's feet rise off the ground.


Nordeth whispers 'My heart, y life, my oul for e em ire.'


Kaeravaeus shakes Nordeth's hand.


Nordeth whispers ' y ar , my life, my oul f r the em ir '


Nordeth whispers ' y ar , my life, m sou f t e mpi e.'


Nordeth whispers 'M h a t, my life, m s l for the em r .'


Agathocles <53>: You can have lot's of fun with force.


The day has begun.


Kaeravaeus says 'Je nttzz, pi favp, fb ttwy lja ijq *****T*****ggebi.'


Nordeth whispers 'My art, my lif my soul or th empi .'


BoltThrower <53>: 'my ####ing heart, my ####ing soul and my ####ing LIFE for the GODDAMN EMPIRE


Nordeth whispers ' y he rt, my life my sou for th em ire.'


Nordeth whispers 'M h art, my li , my soul for the empire.'


Kaeravaeus says 'Ci sssff, gw qlmd, na tzlh dhr ihc *****L*****rgyit.'


Sebeok <53>: rofl


Kaeravaeus says 'Ni xcsfz, gw isvm, oy nilm pxx mkn *****Q*****koouo.'


Nordeth whispers 'M h art, my life, my sou f r em r '


The sun rises in the east.


Nordeth whispers 'M hea t y life, my soul f r e e pir .'


Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.


Dehieleia says 'What rank have you reached Nordeth?'


BoltThrower <53>: I have totally lost it

Nordeth whispers '1 '

Dehieleia closes his eyes and hums for an instant.
Dehieleia turns translucent.

Nordeth whispers '2'

Sebeok <53>: same here.. i'm trying to do an interview here, and i just can't

Nordeth whispers '1 '

Kaeravaeus sighs.

Dehieleia closes his eyes for a moment and nods at Nordeth.

Stellyx <53>: you're right. I'm pissing myself laughing at this.

Kaeravaeus cries on Dehieleia's shoulder.


Uller <53>: all we need is a gibberish like command to give them a stutter


Nordeth whispers '2'


Cyradia <53>: hahahahah...that's a classic line if eever there was one.


Dehieleia sits down and thinks deeply.


Agathocles: Sirin is Anathema to the Empire for his weakness.


Nordeth whispers 'hmmm'


Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.


Sebeok <53>: woo woo.. more anathema!


Sedrimar: Aye, an' he shall be punished fer failin'.


Sabrae sits down and rests.


Agathocles <53>: *grin*


Seaghan: And well earned it was


Nordeth growls.


Kaeravaeus says 'Vkxs JAZZEBY np B txyyb by. "Dg yvzts, zm vcac, kz ydzm orf tjq
Fofvqe."'


Nordeth whispers 'w i it out'


Nordeth whispers 'wait it ou '


Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.


Kaeravaeus says 'Look EXACTLY as I speak it. "My heart, my soul, my life for the
Empire."'


Sebeok <53>: damn.. Kaer has his speech fixed


Sabrae slaps Kaeravaeus.


Sabrae sighs.


Kaeravaeus says 'Exactly means Exact.'


Sebeok <53>: give him laryngitis


Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.

Sebeok <53>: or gonorrhea or something.. add some spice to this


Kaeravaeus whispers 'Means exac y he a say it o ki d the way I sa i
t, ex ly t e w y I say it.'


Sebeok <53>: rofl


Nordeth whispers 'M h ar my soul, my f o the mpire.'


Kaeravaeus growls.
Sabrae snickers softly.


Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.


Dehieleia closes his eyes for a moment and nods at Nordeth.


Eryndorial: Ive got to log off so I can get some work done.. see you all later


Dehieleia shakes his head in dismay at Nordeth's actions.


Kaeravaeus sighs at the sight of Dehieleia.
Sebeok <53>: now I'm on the ####ing floor


Agathocles: bye


Nordeth whispers 'M h t, m soul m life r the Empire.'


Kaeravaeus howls at the moon.


Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.


Dehieleia closes his eyes and hums for an instant.
Dehieleia is surrounded by a protective shield.


Dehieleia closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
Dehieleia is surrounded by a black aura.


Kaeravaeus shakes his head.


Kaeravaeus can no longer find the strength to wield a sledge hammer.


Nordeth whispers 'My heart, my soul, my if f r the Empir '


Stellyx <53>: Someone got a log of the whole thing? I've just got the tail end.


Sabrae patiently twiddles her thumbs.


BoltThrower <53>: damn, I don't


Kaeravaeus's hunger grazes him.

Nordeth yells ' r gg '

Dehieleia closes his eyes and hums for an instant.
Some unleavened bread appears before Dehieleia.

Dehieleia gives some unleavened bread to Kaeravaeus.


Uller <53>: tell me you re logging this Seb


Sebeok <53>: nope


Kaeravaeus eats some unleavened bread.


Nordeth whispers 'hmmm'


Kaeravaeus shakes his head.


Sebeok <53>: wish I was


BoltThrower <53>: wait til the syphilis kicks in


Nordeth whispers 'My he r , y so l, my ife f the Em ire.'


Sirin is PRAYING for: My lord. Why have i been made anathema to the Might
y Empire?


Nordeth whispers 'a e bet r'


Sebeok <53>: muahahaha


Nordeth whispers 'do i now'


Kaeravaeus abruptly pauses to scratch his crotch.


A pit for sacrifices is in front of the altar.
Nordeth is here.
Kaeravaeus is here.
A bodyguard stands here.
(White Aura) A healer is here selling his spells.


The healer utters the words 'judicandus eugzagz'.
Kaeravaeus's speech returns to normal.


Sebeok <53>: rofl


Kaeravaeus says 'Ok'


Nordeth whispers ' hhh'


Kaeravaeus gives Nordeth some gold.


Nordeth whispers 'me'


Kaeravaeus says 'heal disease'


Kaeravaeus says 'Now.'
The healer utters the words 'judicandus eugzagz'.
Nordeth's speech returns to normal.


Kaeravaeus says 'Heal disease'


Nordeth says 'okay'


Kaeravaeus begins laying down the preparations for a blood oath by Nordeth.

an Imperial Centurion: Help! Jeurno is attacking me!

an Imperial Centurion: Help! Jeurno is attacking me!

Uller <53>: keep it up?

Kaeravaeus finishes the blood oath of Nordeth. All that is left are the words.
Kaeravaeus says 'repeat after me'

Kaeravaeus says 'My heart, my soul, my life for the Empire.'
Druegheim: Where is that?

Nordeth says 'My heart, my soul, my life for the Empire.'
The blood oath is finalized.

Sabrae: B ck at e start, ima n

Kaeravaeus says 'Thank god.'

Nordeth says 'aye'


Sabrae: t a ce to Imperial lands


BoltThrower <53>: heh, damn, missed it


Sebeok <53>: You abruptly pause to scratch the rash in your crotch.


Kaeravaeus: Nordeth has been bloodoathed, finally.


Sebeok <53>: rofl


*** This kind of messing with people doesn't happen anymore, but reading this again I half think it wouldn't be so bad if it did. ***

The closest to this I've come was when all of Darsylon charged my group once when learning there. Almost got us killed, but the RP was kickass.

I know for sure that I'd enjoy this ALOT if the imms messed with me like this.

I had a High Priest that used to pick up swords to donate there - I used to RP that I was collecting tax for the Empire (just by myself) and Khaso brought everything to life for me one day. Twas cool.

More!

This has to be the first ####ing log I've laughed at.
I feel all of my faith in imms flying back to me at high speeds, and anally.

I just have to say,
I love you guys ;__; <3


God, still lolling.

Was ####in great. I laughed the whole time I read it.


I doubt a log of this exists, but years ago I had a necro who followed Pico, and he started doing some funny echoes at me and accidentally triggered a "quaff return" trigger that I had on my "practicing triggers" set. I had just been practicing and forgot to turn it off

It would be funny to see that again.

NT