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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59030, "[None] Vahrtznif the Nonsensical Ne'er-do-Well, Anathema to the Empire"
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Vahrtznif the Nonsensical Ne'er-do-Well, Anathema to the Empire
DescriptionVhartznif is approximately 3 feet in height without his boots, which have a 2-foot platform. After many years of looking up to those around him, his neck has permanently bent into a chevron shape.His brown beard is quadruple braided, with two braids starting from within each of his hairy ears.
His eyes, much like the color of clay freshly dipped in blue paint, are blue when you look at them and when you do not look at them. When not talking, you notice that his eyes are wide, as if surprised, much like his agape, yet boxy mouth. His six teeth glitter with the aesthetic of dirt.
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Level | 51 | Sex | male | Race | duergar | Ethos | Orderly | Align | Evil | Class | anti-paladin | Practices | 13 | Trains | 0 | Hometown | Arkham | Exp | 512900 | To Level | 24350 | Sphere | Dedication | Age mature, 116 years old (147 hours) | Hit Points | 737 | Mana | 625 | Movement | 682 | Strength | 23 | Intelligence | 16 | Wisdom | 18 | Dexterity | 21 | Constitution | 3 | Charisma | 14 | Carry # | 0/35 | Carry Weight | 0 lb 0 oz | | | Gold | 0 | Silver | 0 | Copper | 0 | Wimpy | 109 | Morale | Moderate | | | Hitroll | 0 | Damroll | 0 | | |
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 12,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 11,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 10,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 9,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 8,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 7,
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Vahrtznif's Immortal Comments,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 6,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 5,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 4,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 3,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 2,
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Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 1,
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Vahrtznif's Statistics,
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Vahrtznif's Gank-O-Meter,
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Vahrtznif's PK Statistics,
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Vahrtznif's Spell List,
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Vahrtznif's Skill List,
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Vahrtznif's Title History,
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Vahrtznif's PK Wins,
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Vahrtznif's PK Deaths,
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Vahrtznif's Leveling,
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Vahrtznif's Timeline,
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Vahrtznif's Mob Deaths,
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59056, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 12"
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RoleChapter 12 Vahrtznif and the Imperial Chaos Insurgent pt 2 Added Sat Aug 5 13:35:13 2017 at level 51:Though Vahrtznif became an orderly evil doer, chock full of chalk, Vahrtys got the chalk, the chalk to memory zone, he could not rid himself of his previous desires. Vahrtznif retained the feelings towards Rhoyshdean, as an example. Is there a way to make Rhoyshdean pay? Maybe. Was Vahrtznif still the greatest being in the universe? Only at everything. Wait just a darn minute the Empire promised power beyond Vahrtznifs imagination if he took the oath, which he did. Now that he was a memory manager, nay, memory CEO, he realized what an insult it is for someone to offer power to the single greatest, most powerful bean on the planet. Vahrtznif sprouted with anger. The cinnamon sugary swirl inside of him spoke to him, telling him to kill the Emperor. Kill the Emperor. Kill the Emperor.1 1 = Kill the Emperor. What was this mad math to the max? It is some kind of Equation, speaking to Vahrtznif. 2 2 = Kill the Emperor. Yes, its almost as if this Equation sought only to reduce the world to Entropy Instinctively, Vahrtznif flourished his arm in front of his body and was filled with a wave of improbability.
Vahrtznif was prepared to do only one thing, and that is to teach the Empire some basic addition.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59055, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 11"
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RoleChapter 11 Vahrtznif and the Imperial Chaos Insurgent Added Sat Aug 5 13:34:29 2017 at level 51:As Vahrtznif looked below at the corpses of Krahlzin and Rhoyshdean, he was filled with impulse. Immediately, he began sacrificing the belongings of the Nightreaver, Krahlzin, to the gods. When finished, Vahrtznif dropped and sacrificed his own belongings. Rhoyshdean was going to take the blame. Vahrtznif didnt know why Rhoyshdean needed to be punished, or if Rhoyshdean needed to be punished, but punished he would be.
After unsuccessfully blaming the Empire on Krahlzins missing belongings, Vahrtznif pranced around until Garnizzeh offered him the Blood Oath. Being told the Oath would give Vahrtznif true power, he accepted without a second thought.
Upon finishing the words, the world around Vahrtznif seemed to crumble.His vision was full of laughing mandolins, fading rainbows with Lunky sliding around them, boulders crushing everyone around him, and his mother. Vahrtznif was in some kind of wooden box within an endless abyss, the box being reduced to splinters and shrapnel, while Vahrtznif stared into the eyes of his mother. For a duergar, she was quite beautiful.Her beard was well-kempt and intricately braided, and her eyes were dark and full of love, but also full of eye jelly (Vahrtznif didnt know that but now you know that). As he reached out to touch her, her image began fading away, torn apart by shrapnel and stone. Whats whats memories? Memories are like little puppets in your head, you just gotta tug on their strings and make them dance if you want to remember them. Somehow, the Oath tugged on Vahrtieboys strings in exactly that way. He was a memory-having loose cannon (until someone secured him and he became a tight cannon).
With memories come emotions. Vahrtznif was now more prone to fits of anxiety, seizures, and anger. There was a feeling in his heart, a cinnamon sugary swirl of flavor, of pure chaos, that sought to take over his body, just waiting for the opportune moment. When the urge to let the chaos escape becomes most strong, Vahrtznif hunches over, clenching his stomach and reminding himself that it is better to have memories than to not, and he is afraid of what he would become should the chaos escape once more.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59054, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 10"
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RoleChapter 10 Dr Mannifred's Discharge Notes Added Sat Aug 5 13:31:53 2017 at level 51:============== Doctor Mannifred, Planar Sanctum Neurology Council
============== Post-Discharge: Vahrtznif, Duergar
I was foolish to have any expectations for Vahrtznif. Every day that he wandered closer to the tower, I felt him slip away a bit further from grasp. Some days he would stare at me and pluck away at his lips, a cacophony that he seemed to enjoy the tune of.Was I getting through to him at all? It seemed that I wasnt.
I tried to invoke memories of Vahrtznifs past by bringing up the incident in the Cragstone lift, something I must warn potential researchers against. At first, he ignored me. The more details I gave of the incident -- the lift itself, the scent, the atmosphere, his eyes and smile grew wider and wider. He began to hunch over, clawing at his stomach something Ive seen in patients with anxiety, as if it were a way to rip the feelings directly out of their stomachs. Still smiling, Vahrtznif began to weep. Looking up at me, he uttered a phrase and lit my study ablaze. The following session, it was clear that Vahrtznif had no recollection of these events.
What do you do with a Duergar who has lost his childhood, his sense of belonging, his cultural identity, and the only parent that had been around for him? As each layer was peeled back from his psyche, holes presented themselves holes that I believe the Equation of Entropy had been filling. my young Duergar patient, suffered from more tragedies than most, but was incapable of recalling any of them. I believe he has finally lost the precious gift of sanity (something he seems oddly motivated by) which is why I had to permanently discharge him, an act he neither recognized nor understood.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59053, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 9"
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RoleChapter 9 Dr Mannifred's Notes Added Mon Jul 17 20:23:15 2017 at level 42:============== Doctor Mannifred, Planar Sanctum Neurology Council
============== Case Study: Vahrtznif, Duergar
Vahrtznif first came to me when he was quite young. His pattern of speech showed a higher level of education than that of the duergar I am familiar with, yet his train of thought seemed to be missing a few tracks. These two facts meant there was no doubt that Vahrtznif was the duergar I had read about in the missives from my colleagues.
Vahrtznifs father had been missing since before birth. His mother was taking him on a trip out of the Underdark at a young age, through a lift in Cragstone. The lift collapsed, and boulders rained down on the duergar trapped inside.Vahrtznif was the only survivor, spending days alone in the darkness before being rescued. The details between then and now are not clear, but I do know he spent some time at the orphanage in Arkham. How he wandered into the Sacntum, into my arms, I may never know. Based on how unpredictably he shows up, I am not even sure he knows how hes wandered into my study.
============== Notes
=> Anxiety-induced dementia? Less anxiety -> less incoherent. Companionship seems to ease anxiety. Effects of long-term companionship unknown. Mumbled a near-coherent detail about mother while confiding in sock-puppet.
=> Sensitive to suggestion. Told him world was his oyster, he tried to fry my floor and consume. Tested further, taken to forest and told him he was in the ocean. He nearly drowned in the dirt before breast-stroking to safety.
=> Defensive. Claims superiority of own abilities (even with negative traits).
=> Odd word association and frequent twisting of sentences. Intentional or poor inference skills?
=> Tries to make things right, sense of right heavily distorted. All attempts to make things right thus-far have ended catastrophically.
=> Wanders aimlessly near the Tower after our sessions.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59052, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 8"
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RoleChapter 8 The Anti-Paladin Added Fri May 26 22:02:42 2017 at level 28:After traveling for a while, Vahrtznif came across a paladin training grounds. He happened upon them while they were preparing for their morning salutations, so he hid in a bush to watch undetected.
Paladins, SALUTE! shouted the commander of the unsaluting, non-saluting, insaluting? shouted the commander of the Paladins who were not, at that moment in time, saluting.
Vahrtznif watched, awestruck, as the Paladins saluted all at once. He ran from behind the bushes and shouted all I want to salute is Augustus Creamers big dicker! This, of course, shocked the Paladins and their tight sense of ethics. Before the commander could respond, big ol King Tutters slid down his slide of big ol stinky butter and met Vahrtznif face to face. Big ol King Tutters demanded, Tell me about your dad.I bet his name is Doopiter. Vahrtznif was appalled by this, but he remembers feeling fortunate that he was not a-Paul-ed by this, as Paul was not his birth name.
Big ol King Tutters continued, Tell me what your name is, though it probably rhymes with Mock. Vahrtznif quickly spooged No, my name is Vahrtznif. The king was unimpressed, noting Everything these paladins are, you are the opposite. You are the anti of them. It became clear to Vahrtznif, now.Everything the paladins did, he would do the opposite. Thus, he began training as an anti-paladin. As the king slid back up his slide, he left Vahrtznif with one piece of advice: Vahrtznif, do not play in a coal mine because thats dangerous.
Ignoring his advice, Vahrtznif decided to pretend like he was running away sad. It sure pays off to be an actor. Actually it really doesnt, and he wasnt acting. Vahrtznif felt sadness. He then hid in the bushes, and watched the paladins train. Every time they did something, he did the opposite. When they would punch, he would kick. When they would kick, he would punch. When they would eat, he would barf. And so, he developed a basic skillset to become an anti-paladin.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59051, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 7"
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RoleChapter 7 Bridge of Sorrows pt 3, Boo Hoo Added Fri May 26 21:57:28 2017 at level 28:Vahrtznif took a step onto the Bridge of Sorrows, and watched as the world turned to blackness around him.Now, Vahrtznif could see only a few steps ahead of himself. He heard scurrying from behind, and he turned around quickly to face the potential danger. A figured grabbed his lapels and pulled him close. The rainbow, i-i-it faded away, faded away! Lunkys brow was pouring sweat, and his widely-opened eyes darted back and forth and then back again, but once more forth, dont blink now because they darted back one last time, never maintaining eye contact with Vahrtznif. released him, speeding off into the distance. Wow, thought Vahrtznif, Ive never seen eyes do a disco quite like that.
Walking slowly and carefully, Vahrtznif couldnt quite figure out what was so sorrowful about the bridge. At that moment, an owl swooped past his face. Hoot! meowed Vahrtznif. The owl replied in a low tone, Boo Hoot. Boo hoot hoot.It immediately became obvious why the bridge was called the Bridge of Sorrows
It seems like Vahrtznif had been walking for hours. With each step, he began feeling more and more hopeless.What is this boon? It is more like a boo hoon. I wish I were a raccoon, oh, a boo hoo raccoon. A raccboohoon. I want a rack of baffoons to boo hoo on a raccoon. Oh
In that moment, Vahrtznif saw a bowl of Lunky Jujus at his feet. He picked it up and poured it out on top of his head, then placed the bowl gently over his cranium. If this bridge wants to try and break me down, itll have to go through a balanced breakfast first! Vahrtznif charged forward, facing every fear and sorrow that haunted his past. Ah! Ooh! Way too scary! These are just some of the phrases he uttered as he ran, but he made it across alive.
The world is in a perpetual state of chaos. On some level, Vahrtznif knew this. Vahrtznif had taken the bowl off of his head and proceeded to eat the clumpy milk. With each bite, his resolve deepened. In a way, the world was like a bowl of Lunky Jujus -- it is beautiful and delicious in its natural state. If one were to assert order on the Jujus, they would lose their Lunk. laws about how to eat the Lunky Jujus were imposed, then one couldnt enjoy what makes the Jujus so Lunky in the first place.In order to protect a world with the freedom to eat Lunky Jujus, Vahrtznif would have to fight against society the only way he knew how: Acting.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59050, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 6"
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RoleChapter 6 Bridge of Sorrows pt 2, The Riddle Added Fri May 19 18:26:56 2017 at level 16: Imagine a ball, any kind of ball. No, not that ball. Not that one, either. Imagine a specific kind of ball, one made entirely of water, held together by some unknown force, which is suspended in mid-air. On this ball, imagine someone has vertically placed strings from top to bottom and looped around to the top again, packed infinitely close together. Each string intersects only at the top and the bottom of the water ball. The ball of water represents space, and each string represents a different timeline. The closer strings are together on the ball of water, the more related the timelines are. You are not to worry about how this relationship is quantified.
If each string has two points of intersection, then you're implying time is intersecting at two particular points of space. If the ball represents space and the strings loop around it, you've created cyclical time restricted by location. That is, time cannot advance if an entity existing at a particular point of space does not displace itself.
That is where you are wrong. Each particle which exists on a string is, itself, a space-time water ball. Any and every object which exists can be represented by its own space-time water ball, which can be thought of as an "event" metric.
But,
Silence! You currently stand in front of me, in front of the Bridge of Sorrows. However, if one were to pluck the string on which you reside, the string would collide with the ball of water and create a ripple. This ripple would displace the water, thus also moving the strings which lie on it. Time and space are both altered in this way. Imagine someone did this, and you and I were given a glimpse of another string on the water in which you've already crossed the Bridge of Sorrows. Why, then, should I now let you pass the Bridge of Sorrows again?
Because I haven't crossed the Bridge of Sorrows yet.
Correct! Please cross the bridge.
Was that the riddle?
What riddle?
The Toll Troll laughed and was clouded by a puff a smoke, disappearing.As the smoke faded, Vahrtznif noticed Lunky dashing across the bridge, holding a bowl of Lunky Jujus! Pesky leprechaun!
With the riddle (?) solved, Vahrtznif took his first step onto the Bridge of Sorrows.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59049, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 5"
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RoleChapter 5 The Bridge of Sorrows pt 1, The Toll Troll Added Fri May 19 18:25:03 2017 at level 16:Years of eating orphans takes its toll on young dwarves. If you were paying attention, however, you would know that Vahrtznif is a duergar, so years of eating orphans did not take a toll on him. What did take a toll from duergar (and everyone else) was the Toll Troll standing at the front of the Bridge of Sorrows, a bridge that Vahrtznif desperately needed to pass. Gas. Toot toot.
"So, you want to pass the Bridge of Sorrows, do you" polled the Toll Troll.
"I need to cross the Bridge of Sorrows if I plan on getting to the other side" replied Vahrtznif.
"Bring me a bowl of Lunky Jujus, for they are magically decent" included the Toll Troll.
With that, Vahrtznif was on the move. He got off the move, and then began hunting down a bowl of Lunky Jujus. "If I needed to find a bowl of Lunky Jujus, where would I go?" thought Vahrtznif. Just then, on the lily pad, Vahrtznif saw a leprechaun. "OOoooh, they always catch me!" shouted the leprechaun, whose nametag revealed his name: Lunky. "There's Lunky! Catch his Lunky Jujus!" shouted Vahrtznif at himself.He lept onto the lily pad, but the leprechaun moved with soulless agility.
"What if I had a new, great green clover? I could blend right in!" lunked Lunky. He quickly waddled into Clover Forest, which was a field full of clovers. After fashioning himself a clover hat, Lunky prostrated himself onto the ground. However, Vahrtznif has prostrate cancer, and can detect anyone who is laying down. Vahrtznif thought to himself, "You just ran out of lunk, Lunky." Lunky sighed and bleated "the chase never stopsHow can I keep rainbows from fading away, fading away? It's as colorful as marshmallows in me Lunky Jujus, but now it's fading away, fading away" leaned over and plucked the bowl of Lunky Jujus from Lunky's hat, stating "all it took was a little luck
and a pluck." Doink!
Vahrtznif returned to the Bridge of Sorrows, eager to give the Toll Troll what was rightfully Lunky's. Surprised at Vahrtznif's mission completion time, he accepted the bowl of Lunky Jujus while a toothy grin slowly consumed his face, ending with a small burp. The Toll Troll leaned in and whispered into Vahrtznif's ear "but can you solve the riddle?"
"You you tricked me!" Vahrtznif screamed.
"That's where you're wrong," began the Toll Troll, "I may trick you. Then again, I may not."
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59048, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 4"
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RoleChapter 4 Manny the Uncanny, pt 2 Added Wed Feb 8 13:13:33 2017 at level 15:"You think you can live in this world of structure and family, Vahrtznif? Do you think that society will accept you and your uncanny ability to act? There is no society for someone like you. There is only stone, and there will always be only stone." Manny's thick legs began to flex, and his eyes began to boil. With a loud pop, Manny the Mandolin turned into a mandolin of stone (a manstonelin, Vahrtznif thought), and disappeared.
Every attempt to digest what become of Manny failed to yield clarity. However, one thing was certain.Vahrtznif knew that there would come a time when Manny returned, and everyone who was without a mandolin would suffer. One more thing was certain, now that Vahrtznif thinks about it... it was time for Vahrtznif to accept that he could stay with his family no longer; as it would mean only danger.Vahrtznif knew of an orphanage on the surface, in the town of Arkham, which may be willing to feed him orphans in exchange for also educating him. Could this be the start of a journey, or..?
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59047, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 3"
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RoleChapter 3 Manny the Uncanny, pt 1 Added Wed Feb 8 13:12:56 2017 at level 15:After a long day's worth of acting, Vahrtznif returned home to regail his parents with the stories of heroism he acted out earlier that day. His beautiful mother sat at the far end of their table, with a face of stone. Smiling, the young bearded duergar approached his mother to give her a hug. If it is one thing Vahrtznif knew about his mother, it is that her emotions typically matched that of her current facial expression in that they are stone-cold. As he hugged her stone body, her stone lips remained still, for she was, is, and always will be a statue.
A mandolin enters the room. "Vahrtznif, what are you doing? Do not hug your mother.Play me, instead." Vahrtznif walked slowly to the mandolin with his head hanging low. "Aw man, but I like to hug my mother." The mandolin blinked a soft tune and responded "don't worry that you cannot hug your mother, Vahrtznif, because I will huge you."
The mandolin began blinking faster, furiously now, and his once relaxing tune quickly turned into a cacaphony of moistened eyes. Vahrtznif struggled, as it he knew what was happening... Manny the Mandolin was huging Vahrtznif. One inch... two inches... and, yes, three inches later, Vahrtznif had been huged above his previous height. Sobbing, Vahrtznif began pleading Manny to stop while layering the soles of his boots together. "I don't want it, I don't want to be huged, I want to be hugged. I know being hugged is like being huged but with an extra g, but I don't want what you offer." By the end of his last sentence, Vahrtznif had managed to create shoes with a 2-foot rise on them. He slipped them on to his feet, blinking a sad tune back to Manny, who plucked himself purely.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59046, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 2"
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RoleChapter 2 A bit blunder more than wonder, pt 2 Added Wed Feb 8 13:11:14 2017 at level 15:"I am here, and heroically so" proclaimed Vahrtznif. Normally, one wouldn't expect there to be much of an issue with which side of a stage an actor swings in on. In this case, however, the consequences were dire. You see, there are two tethers on either side of the stage. The tether on the western side of the stage is meant to tether an actor to the roof, so that they may swing around freely. The tether on the eastern side of the stage, however, was not even a tether; it was an emergency boulder-release rope. Above the stage, a creaking could be heard as the concealed storage room of boulders opened.It was a matter of seconds before the massive stones came raining down onto the stage, the director, and everybody in the audience.
As the dust began to settle, one boulder began to rock back and forth until it finally tipped over.Vahrtznif emerged from the crevice of the boulder, which was apparently another cauldron. "Wow, I sure am glad that your mother sat on all of these boulders" said Vahrtznif to no one in particular. Walking towards the door, Vahrtznif saw the directors arm protruding from underneath the side of the one boulder your mother did not sit on, clutching a piece of paper. Curious, Vahrtznif waltzed on over (without a partner) to grab the paper.To his astonishment, it read Vahrtznif, no and nothing else.
Hm, hmmed Vahrtznif, did he mean to say Vahrtznif, no one is as good an actor as you and that he wanted me to join the Heralds? Vahrtznif began to ponder this question, until he was met with an answer by a voice in his head, which sounded much like his director; Vahrtznif, no. that, Vahrtznif knew to refrain from joining the Heralds.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59045, "Vahrtznif's Role Chapter 1"
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RoleChapter 1 A bit blunder more than wonder, pt 1 Added Wed Feb 8 13:10:15 2017 at level 15:"Soon," the director thought, "Vahrtznif will swing in from the west, and will heroically declare his presence. I must be careful not to mistime his cue."
The scene on the stage was poorly constructed, consisting of two trees (carved from stone by a few unnamed, but definitely ugly, svirfnebli) and a stone witch's cauldron (which, rumor has it, was once just a boulder -- that is, until your mother sat on it). The bearded duergar female, dressed in a witch's costume (potato sack and stone pointy hat, which is just a repurposed ice cream stone cone), stirred the brew with a gigantic wooden-spoon-shaped stone that she held with her beard.
"Blunder, wonder, woes, or foes; which shall we eliminate first?" the witch said to no one in particular.
"This is it" thought the director. "I must cue Vahrtznif." With much focus, the director flashed a brilliant light from under the stage, so as to illuminate the cauldron. "Now, Vahrtznif, swing in from the west!" The director could hear movement from behind the stage, and let out a small sigh of relief knowing that Vahrtznif had recognized the cue -- a cue which he missed at nearly every practice. The director turned his eyes towards the western side of the stage, just in time to notice that Vahrtznif had come swinging onto the stage from the east, confidently gripping his tether with his beard.
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
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#59031, "Vahrtznif's Statistics"
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StatisticsExperience BreakdownExperience from Cabal raiding | 5000 | Experience from Skill improvements | 11043 | Experience from Exploration | 2500 | Experience from Quests | 8150 | Experience from Commerce | 1520 | Experience from Immortals | 200 | Experience from Observation | 1885 |
Adventuring StatisticsCharacter Created   | Tue Jan 24 10:07:32 2017
| Quests Completed   | 16 | Exploration Points Found   | 10 | (WANTED) Criminal   | 15 times | Murder | 7 times | Theft | 0 times | Looting | 0 times | Offensive of Harmful Powers | 2 times | Aiding a Known Criminal | 0 times | Assaulting the Spire | 5 times | Attacking Guildguards | 1 times | Other | 0 times | Thickening the Veil | 0 items for 0 | Thinning the Veil | 0 items for 0 | Hours spent at Hero   | 28 hours | % of lifetime in the wilderness   | 29 % | % of lifetime in the cities   | 26 % | % of lifetime in the Inn of the Eternal Star   | 4 % |
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
Member since 20th Sep 2024
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#59043, "Vahrtznif's Gank-O-Meter"
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PK Gank-O-MeterPK Gank-O-MeterTotal PK Wins   | 1 | Total PK Assists   | 0 | Solo PKs   | 1 | PKs with a group of 2  | 0 | PKs with a group of 3  | 0 | PKs with a group of 4+  | 0 | Average Group Size Per Kill   | 1.00 |
Death's Gank-O-Meter says: Solo-Killer Total PK Losses   | 47 | Solo PK Losses   | 32 | PK Losses to a group of 2  | 13 | PK Losses to a group of 3  | 2 | PK Losses to a group of 4+  | 0 | Average Group Size Per Death   | 1.36 |
Death's Ganked-O-Meter says: Murdered By The Self-Reliant
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
Member since 20th Sep 2024
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#59042, "Vahrtznif's PK Statistics"
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PK StatisticsPK StatisticsTotal PK Wins   | 1 (0 at level 51) | Total PK Losses   | 47 | Total Mob Deaths   | 20 | # of Power Word Kill Deaths   | 3 |
PK Wins by Class | VS. warrior   | 1 |
PK Wins by Cabal | VS. None   | 1 |
PK Wins by Align | VS. Good   | 0 | VS. Neutral   | 1 | VS. Evil   | 0 |
PK Deaths by Class | VS. transmuter   | 1 | VS. warrior   | 12 | VS. paladin   | 5 | VS. assassin   | 11 | VS. necromancer   | 14 | VS. bard   | 1 | VS. shaman   | 1 | VS. druid   | 1 | VS. conjurer   | 1 |
PK Deaths by Cabal | VS. None   | 3 | VS. FORTRESS   | 8 | VS. OUTLANDER   | 2 | VS. BATTLE   | 6 | VS. EMPIRE   | 8 | VS. SCARAB   | 2 | VS. TRIBUNAL   | 18 |
PK Deaths by Align | VS. Good   | 9 | VS. Neutral   | 7 | VS. Evil   | 31 |
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
Member since 20th Sep 2024
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#59037, "Vahrtznif's PK Deaths"
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PK DeathsJan 29, 2017|Lv 10|Galadon|Vahrtznif committed suicide May 25, 2017|Lv 27|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 2: <51> Vramun (51%), <24> Ezhoctur (48%, hit) Jul 5, 2017 |Lv 33|Ruins of Delar-Tol|vs 1: <36> Hgaerbel (100%, divine power) Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 36|Arkham|vs 1: <35> Phelzhis (100%, divine power) Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 36|Eil Shaeria|vs 1: <34> Gorthak (100%, parting blow) Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|Upper Cragstone|vs 1: <35> Phelzhis (100%, hit) Jul 15, 2017|Lv 42|The Tower of the Masters|vs 1: <51> Daralius (100%, heavenly wrath) Jul 17, 2017|Lv 42|The Battlefield|vs 1: <44> Madalyn (100%, punch) Jul 17, 2017|Lv 42|The Eastern Road|vs 1: <44> Madalyn (100%, punch) Jul 19, 2017|Lv 43|High Lord's Keep|Vahrtznif committed suicide Jul 21, 2017|Lv 43|The Tower of the Masters|Vahrtznif committed suicide Jul 23, 2017|Lv 43|The Jade Mountains|Vahrtznif committed suicide Jul 23, 2017|Lv 43|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 2: <48> Forion (13%, defilement), <47> Lochlan (86%) Jul 23, 2017|Lv 43|Galadon|vs 2: <47> Lochlan (62%, punch), <51> Buon (37%) Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (0%, ) *Power Word Kill* Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (0%, ) *Power Word Kill* Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|The Ashes of NoWhere|vs 3: <40> Erigron (17%), <36> Caz (34%, thorns), <38> Drakidh (47%) Jul 25, 2017|Lv 43|Sands of Sorrow|Vahrtznif committed suicide Jul 26, 2017|Lv 43|The Eastern Road|vs 2: <51> Vramun (0%), <47> Lochlan (100%, claw) Jul 26, 2017|Lv 43|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, ) *Power Word Kill* Jul 28, 2017|Lv 43|Galadon|vs 1: <51> Dzuxoks (100%, punch) Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, smash) Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, redeeming fist) Aug 2, 2017 |Lv 51|Outskirts of Galadon|vs 2: <51> Vramun (25%, hit), <47> Lochlan (74%) Aug 2, 2017 |Lv 51|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, punch) Aug 2, 2017 |Lv 51|Eil Shaeria|Vahrtznif committed suicide Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 1: <51> Kreptar (100%, slice) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 2: <47> Lochlan (54%, smash), <51> Kreptar (45%) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Imperial Palace|vs 2: <48> Rhoyshdean (43%), <51> Glikhardiz (56%, chop) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|Village of Mal'trakis|vs 1: <51> Undaraxyl (100%, KB) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|Galadon|vs 1: <47> Lochlan (100%, punch) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Spire of the Blood Tribunal|vs 2: <51> Rhoyshdean (100%, throw), <47> Lochlan (0%) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 1: <51> Garnizzeh (100%, parting blow) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Vale of Arendyl|vs 1: <46> Ninjin (100%, cut) Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|The Vale of Arendyl|vs 2: <51> Cio (3%), <46> Ninjin (96%, hit) Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Temple of the Scarab|vs 1: <51> Dzooka (100%, beating) Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|The Imperial Palace|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, redeeming fist) Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Balator|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, crush) Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Akan|vs 1: <51> Hunsodin (100%, redeeming fist)
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
Member since 20th Sep 2024
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#59036, "Vahrtznif's Leveling"
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Leveling HistoryJan 24, 2017 |Lv 2 |Hr 0 | Jan 24, 2017 |Lv 3 |Hr 0 | Jan 24, 2017 |Lv 4 |Hr 0 | Jan 25, 2017 |Lv 5 |Hr 3 | Jan 26, 2017 |Lv 6 |Hr 5 | Jan 26, 2017 (80% exp bonus)|Lv 7 |Hr 6 | Jan 27, 2017 |Lv 8 |Hr 8 | Jan 28, 2017 |Lv 9 |Hr 9 | Jan 28, 2017 |Lv 10|Hr 12 |10 Noljhur, Feb 1, 2017 |Lv 11|Hr 14 | Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 12|Hr 15 |18 Xunyavin, Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 13|Hr 15 |18 Xunyavin, Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 14|Hr 16 |18 Xunyavin, Feb 8, 2017 |Lv 15|Hr 16 |19 Xunyavin, May 17, 2017 |Lv 16|Hr 21 | May 21, 2017 |Lv 17|Hr 25 |14 Cylius, May 21, 2017 |Lv 18|Hr 26 |16 Cylius, May 21, 2017 |Lv 19|Hr 27 |23 Gangrus, 15 Yazadi, May 21, 2017 |Lv 20|Hr 27 |23 Gangrus, 17 Yazadi, May 21, 2017 |Lv 21|Hr 28 |24 Gangrus, 18 Yazadi, May 21, 2017 |Lv 22|Hr 28 |25 Gangrus, 19 Yazadi, May 21, 2017 |Lv 23|Hr 28 |26 Gangrus, 20 Yazadi, May 22, 2017 |Lv 24|Hr 30 |28 Gangrus, 22 Cylius, May 22, 2017 |Lv 25|Hr 30 |29 Gangrus, 23 Cylius, May 22, 2017 |Lv 26|Hr 31 |23 Cylius, May 25, 2017 |Lv 27|Hr 34 |23 Ezhoctur, 29 Cylius, May 26, 2017 (80% exp bonus)|Lv 28|Hr 38 |28 Gundarunga, 26 Miiska, May 27, 2017 |Lv 29|Hr 47 |29 Cylius, Jun 24, 2017 |Lv 30|Hr 57 |38 Aroyv, 35 Kaize, Jul 1, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 31|Hr 59 |33 Pantrus, 27 Hgaerbel, Jul 1, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 32|Hr 60 |34 Pantrus, 28 Hgaerbel, Jul 5, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 33|Hr 61 |35 Rehlum, Jul 5, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 34|Hr 62 |36 Rehlum, Jul 8, 2017 |Lv 35|Hr 67 |37 Rehlum, Jul 8, 2017 |Lv 36|Hr 68 |38 Rehlum, Jul 9, 2017 (100% exp bonus)|Lv 37|Hr 71 |44 Rehlum, 51 Aiya, Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|Hr 71 |44 Rehlum, 51 Aiya, Jul 11, 2017 |Lv 39|Hr 80 |40 Esheneshra, Jul 11, 2017 |Lv 40|Hr 81 |41 Esheneshra, Jul 12, 2017 |Lv 41|Hr 83 |39 Gaulzor, 42 Esheneshra, Jul 15, 2017 |Lv 42|Hr 87 |41 Kehdpel, 39 Narrin, Jul 18, 2017 |Lv 43|Hr 96 | Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 44|Hr 111|41 Orilyn, 43 Aroyv, Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 45|Hr 112|43 Orilyn, 44 Aroyv, Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 46|Hr 113|44 Orilyn, 51 Aiya, Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 47|Hr 115|45 Orilyn, Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 48|Hr 116|46 Orilyn, Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 49|Hr 117|48 Orilyn, Jul 29, 2017 |Lv 50|Hr 118|49 Orilyn, Jul 30, 2017 |Lv 51|Hr 119|51 Orilyn,
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Death_Angel | Tue 15-Aug-17 01:40 PM |
Member since 20th Sep 2024
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#59034, "Vahrtznif's Mob Deaths"
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Mob DeathsMay 21, 2017|Lv 17|Mount Calandaryl|a skeletal warrior by slash May 21, 2017|Lv 23|Darsylon|an elite elven guardsman by slash May 21, 2017|Lv 23|Darsylon|the elven warrior guard by stab May 21, 2017|Lv 23|Darsylon|the elven warrior guard by stab May 27, 2017|Lv 29|Arkham|the necromancer by deathly touch Jul 5, 2017 |Lv 34|South Dairein Settlement|the commander of the watchmen by beating Jul 8, 2017 |Lv 34|Teth Azeleth|the warrior student by beating Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 36|Abandoned Siege Encampment|a hissing dragon lizard by claw Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|The Imperial Palace|the Imperial Prelate by slash Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|Ruins of the Deep|a gray spirit by slice Jul 9, 2017 |Lv 38|The Battlefield|Thorgrimr the Giant Priest by hit Jul 11, 2017|Lv 38|The Past Grove|Stee Hoarns by flurry Jul 15, 2017|Lv 42|Eil Shaeria|an enraged, drooling ghast by bite Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|Enpolad's Game Garden|a slime-covered, hooktail dragon by infernal power Jul 30, 2017|Lv 51|Thar-Acacia|Captain Dreithik by hit Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|BattleRager Village|the Destructor by slash Aug 3, 2017 |Lv 51|Pine Forest|a dire wolf by bite Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Temple of the Scarab|the Lich Coprophagous by hit Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Balator|Thrym by crush Aug 5, 2017 |Lv 51|Fortress of Light|the Watcher by light of heaven Aug 7, 2017 |Lv 51|The Fields of Balator|a jovial storm giant by pound
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