Barukgrath the Crusher of the Weak

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Chapter 5

me lerned to make dis riting skraches so me can rite me tinks down so me not hav ter tink dem agin
me gotsa lotta tinks in me hed lik der maggots onna old korpse dey wiggle aroun in der lots
an me lerns dat de riting scratches jus pikshurs of souns and it not dat hard draw dem pikshurs
so me rite dis stuff down so nex time me get hit inna head wiff a hammer or sumpin me can jus redd de ritins and not hav ter tink all my tinks agin
de firs ting to member is dat you gosta lern ta run
neva stay inna fite if you is not winnin jus run drink der poshun and go away frum dere fas
gotsta member dat nobuddy ter be trustin not even udder orks and ennybuddy aska questshun you need ter lie lots
if you gots der gud weppuns an armers an sumbuddy ask whur you gets jus lie say it fall offa waggun or you fin it onna groun
even peeples dont hunt orks alla time gets ver mad when you killum frens and packmates and take dey stuff
nother gud tink to member if you see an lf or dorf and you can killum killum rite den dey be tryin ter kill yuh as soon as dey can
if you don make dem tribunal guys mad dey protect you inna town yer can use dat to hav a place ter run to and dey don even care dat you do dat!!
dem outlander an maran guys always mad at orks dey shouts about dis honer stuff and tries ter kill ya
dat not make sinse me kill elfs cos dey elfs and dat evil dey killum ork cos he ork and dat gud
me tinks dey der same as da orks dey jus waste lotsa time polish armers and tellin deyselfs how gud dey is
wizzers is gud fer grup wit but dem sillee rager guys always come an try to kill dem
dat not make sinse eider why killum sumting dat kin mak ya mor powerfulled? me likes der wizzers an such on me side
me wuz tinking bout tryin to be der chief but me tinked dat it mebbe bedder to be der chief firs lootenant peeple always tryin tuh kill der chief
mebbe me needs ter fin sumbuddy an hep him be der chief den me gets der secund mos powerfullested plase an not hav ter do as much wurk
me tinks me shud tink bout dat sum mor
me hed hurtin an me almos outta elfs blud me make der riteing skraches mor later mebbe mebbe me jus go killum sumping

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Chapter 4

me make mor o dem riting skraches cos dis ver importent me may be ded ork preddy soon
eneru kill me tuday an take me stuff but him wuz respekful to dis ork so me talks ter him a bit
me wanna get lerns wif him cos him so strong we agrees no kill each udder fer de moment
layder him tell me i can get a nide sord an me majik ring back if me tell dis bautiful queen she baeutiful
me say dis prayer and now me fin out dis lady be mostest baeutifullest of all and she turrably powerfuls
an she not like uglee an me is a ork an not very pretty she likum dat culture stuff too an me not eve sure whut dat IS!!
me pretty sure she gonna kill dis ork cos he not worfy to look at her cos me so uglee
mebbe me get lucky an she make me one o dem xotic pets insted she prolly let me bites faces still an bein her pet prolly mean i de baddest pet aroun
mebbe she let me work wif eneru an stay alive she likum der terror and me gots no problums wit dat either ennyways if we wurks fer her an gives her whut she wants mebbe me can lern ter be powerfull
all me knows is if she lets me stay a livin ork me prolly be bustin heads fer her for de rest of me life
me tinks about dis mor layder me head hutin reelly bad afta tuhdays

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Chapter 3

tuday me are a bludmage me tinks bout dis lot till me hed hurt an decide it bedder power den be mamlauk
dat tremblefis teeched me sum stuff but him not like me much cos me always be takin him club
him always keepin de bes sekrets fer himself me prolly gunna have ter gets a dullnife an talk ter him bout dat wun day
me liks der majik lots an mebbe dis way me lerns sum uv it me gotsta get all powerfulled ter make evvybuddy pay
me rememer when me whelp der tribe shaman say me comes out all whyte itta omen dat rite befor dem litewalkers camed and killum villij an takes me fer "pet"
me wunners if dat villij dey keeps me at memers me bets dat dey kno sum pets dangerus now tho
me tinking dat mebbe me IS gunna be chief sumday me neva see der chief and him shud be hepin us kill dem elfs an litewalky guyz
me lerns sum mor tings about di beautiful queen she not like der uglee orks but if me stay away frum dat court mebbe she heps me spread der terror an make em all pay
bein a dog not dat bad if yous der biggest dog aroun an mebbe dat eneru hep me be der chief we wurks togedder preddy gud
me worryed about dis thrackburzug tho dey says he der ork god me wunners if him be mad me go an wurk fer de bautiful wun
but him not aroun dat me eva sees prolly cos we orks week rite now if him turn bak up me prolly ded ork but him not here know an me want ter gets der power
me hed is gots bedder tinks a liddle now me unnerstan der is ways fer bludmages ter gets mor smart too
me bedder get ter wurk on lernin dat now it com in kinna handy me tinks
me also fin dat dorf blud on elfs skin makes der best writin skraches
dem maran guyz still huntin me dey say a feenix makum do it me fin out bout feenixs and me confuse
me throwed lotsa birds inna big fire buy nun o dem comed out all flaymee like an tell me ennyting
me throwed an elf inna fire an he come out all flaymee but him just screamed alot an die in a liddle bit
mebbe it takes a speshul burd fer dat me wunners whut dat feenix gots aginst orks ME not der wun thro him inna fire
me gotta get mor elfs skins and dorfs blud deese riting skraches is ezeer ter mak eva tyme

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Chapter 2

me maks alot uv der tinks an lerns der pas few weaks der blud majiks an demon blud in me ar maks me chainge an get powerfuller
me lernin bout der udder majiks too dem conjurers suks me fitin der nite gonts almos evvy day now
me preddy shur it dat maeryndem guy be sindin em afta me him does dis den runs ter sentram modem an but his bage on ter hid behin
me foun a mase anna cross dat all hollee an glowin an sech it fall offa plallydin me deaded me still not kno how ter burn him town down but me mite go an desikrate inna him hut sumwhurs
me wunners if him gots liddle wizzer whelps mebbe me taks dem bak to der ork villij an raze um lik liddle orks me bets dat wud makim mad
me still hav der problems wiff relijums der ork god not aroun an none o dem udder godz likes der orks too much
me tinks me gonna need wun o dem godz ter hep me wiff my plan ter maks dem all pay
me waches der litewalkers an dey is week dey ter used ter tings be so easee fer um always runs inna pack always hunts der lone orks dat show dey weekness
me hears bout dese hisstrees say dat der litewalkers not always run tings dat in udder tymes der darkness rule evyting
me likes dat idea wunna see dem be fraid fer wunce wunna see ork pack hunts an der feenix guy run
want der outlanners ter hide inna woods not hunt inna woods me wunts ter see da day der fortress krumble to der foundashums
wunt ter neva be kall der "skum" an "bombnashun" agin an wunt ter drink der blud of evybuddy dat eva kall me dat
dey do whut dey want an den say it cos dey "gud" me wanna heres dem whyne bout how dey lyfe unfaired cos dey gots ter wurk ter live
me tink dey not makes it so gud if me finna way ter bring der dark age ter thera me tinks if der pallydims hav ter lern to sneak an run ter hav ter be fas an smart jus ter get to gallydun an bye der poshum
dey prolly jus leavs dis land an dat jus fine by dis ork der week cowers
me talks to der maura alot me tinks she gots po tent shulls it gud ter hav a hooman fren dey kin gets places an see an here tings me kant
she skared of der fyre cos she get burn preddy bad but me skared uv big grup of pallydims cos dey kuts yer preddy bad
me kinna likes her she drink der elf blud an everting to bad she notta ork me wud maks her me sow but me not wants enny sof pink whelps so dat not happun
me not see dat eneru aroun ennymor mebbe him makes der beautifull queen mad er sumpin an she makim inter a zombee er a preddy statshoe
me goes an maks mor dorf blud now an tinks uv bedda ways ter finish der fite dem litewalkers starts when dey kill me villij an takes der whyte whelp fer a pet

Role

Chapter 1

me wuz in gallydun an golrath kills me an steal me gold an axe him seys it bcause me evul me tinks dat a poor scuse fer hiway robbin peeples
me tinks me tired uv hearin bout all dey honor me tinks dis feenix guy mus be a robber chief jus wears shiney armers cowerds all uv em huntsa in packs an tell me I needs redemptshun
me alreddy knows how ter rob peeple dat all me see in dis redempshun bizzness
me alreddy too week fer an orc and dey hunts an hunts ennyway me kant evun xplorennyting cause of dem me not DO ennyting ter make dem hunt dey jus hunts me cos I'm orc
me hav hepped kill three dragguns an me tink dey preciate dat but nope dat not whut dey wunt dey jus wunt steel an kill alla tyme an tell deyselfs how gud dey is
me wunners whut is wiff deese godz is der no god dat takes orcs? me tinks dat sum good wud wunt an orc jus to make der litewalkers mad if nuffin else
mebbe wun o dem scions knows sumpin at least dey not spen all dey time ork huntin me hafta look aroun

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