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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18197, "[NEXUS] Yrillbink BarkSong the Grand Mistress of Artistry"
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Yrillbink BarkSong the Grand Mistress of Artistry
DescriptionWill the built of a frail human, your eyes come across this forest minstrel dressed in cloaks of fur and feather which are a pleasing mix of greens and browns. The winds brush him long greyish-silver hair onto his face from time to time to reveal his soft and pale features. Her almond shaped eyes are immitably brown as redwood bark in color and her fragile lips are a shade of the everclear moon on a cloudless night and cheeks dim white as a snow-laden peak. Upon her shoulders is strapped a travellers rucksack that reveals its ingredients with a strong smell of liquor and herbs.
Long pointy fingers wrap themselves neatly around a wooden harp with strings made from the mane of a unicorn and a silver sword with sparks of lightning occupies the other. A girth around her waist gives shape to his dull and gangling physique. Fur shaped into boots cover her feet upto the knees, caked with dust and blood - the tell tale sings of a traveller. Upon her torso you notice embossed with the armor the mark of a purple lotus with an engraving within each petal that is rather hard to discern. Though feminine in appearance, certain features of this minstrel seem to be rather manly, including his rather falsetto-ish voice. Shrugging it off after many close looks you decide to not care a hoot. A closer look at her reveals that...
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Level | 51 | Sex | female | Race | wood-elf | Ethos | Neutral | Align | Neutral | Class | bard | Practices | 1 | Trains | 0 | Hometown | South Dairein | Exp | 646100 | To Level | 29300 | Sphere | Love | Age middle-aged, 874 years old (527 hours) | Hit Points | 630 | Mana | 833 | Movement | 847 | Strength | 18 | Intelligence | 23 | Wisdom | 21 | Dexterity | 24 | Constitution | 8 | Charisma | 22 | Carry # | 0/38 | Carry Weight | 0 lb 0 oz | | | Gold | 0 | Silver | 0 | Copper | 0 | Wimpy | 100 | Morale | Moderate | | | Hitroll | 0 | Damroll | 0 | | |
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Yrillbink's Role Chapter 4,
Death_Angel,
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Yrillbink's Song List,
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Yrillbink's Role Chapter 3,
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Yrillbink's Role Chapter 2,
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Yrillbink's Role Chapter 1,
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Yrillbink's Immortal Comments,
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Yrillbink's Gank-O-Meter,
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Yrillbink's PK Statistics,
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Yrillbink's Cabal Powers List,
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Yrillbink's Statistics,
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Yrillbink's Skill List,
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Yrillbink's Title History,
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Yrillbink's PK Wins,
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Yrillbink's PK Deaths,
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Yrillbink's Timeline,
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Yrillbink's Edges,
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Yrillbink's Cabal Specifics,
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18214, "Yrillbink's Role Chapter 4"
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RoleChapter 4 The Absurdist Added Wed Aug 1 14:32:47 2007 at level 28:So you want to hear my story, eh? MY story? My STORY? Well, sure.. There is so much to tell that I would require a thousand nights to be silent to accomplish the tales of my life. Specially the one when I was chasing a whole village of orcs (depending on the angle you saw it at, it might seem that they were chasing me.) So well, yes my story. You wanted to know it? Didn't you? You must be either limbless or jobless to hear it but I guess since you are here you desire to. Why else would you be here?
So yes, go on... tell me all about yourself. What? Oh, yeah. My story. Rumour has it that I was born (I'm not good with beginnings.) to a bunch of root eating, sap drinking, fruit plucking -insert other general cliched forest elf synonyms here- parents. They were like most parents are. Always drunk on herbal wines, chasing me around with wooden daggers if I came home filthy, penny-less, could not cook or stand meat and sometimes woke up in the city street naked. I thus had a pretty decent and normal childhood sitting all alone by the brook contemplating life's mysteries and thinking to myself about what my future holds...
All the pondering and contemplating made me so wise that I began to think other wise. In a sense that I sensed no sense in sense. Or sense in non-sense if you may say. Why? Because the river Kahlid flows past Hamsah and if you don't believe me you can ask Lord Kidanah.
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18213, "Yrillbink's Role Chapter 3"
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RoleChapter 3 In Hard Times, Breast it Off. Added Mon Aug 6 13:15:46 2007 at level 35:It was just another rainy day in a dingy bar, drinks for drunks and winks for waitresses. I, like always, stayed much after the bar was shut and everyone was asleep. Not because I could drink so much, moreso because I had never any coin. So Xilia came up to me and say 'Hey!'. And then... wait! What she said is none of your buisness. Point is... So yeah, she said 'Want grapes?'
Trying to disassociate myself from the lazy rug I am I though maybe I could brew my own wine. So I took them red grapes and ate them (cause once stuff goes inside your tummy you can leave the brewing to nature).
I felt little tingle in my manhood. I was a little surprised. I'm too vain and pretty to fall in love with Xilia, a gnome. I thought it must be all the liquids... So I decide to head out behind the bar and you know... Get rid of the liquids.
I reached up behind some bushes, squatted and after my watering the grass deed was done, I stood back up again and .... ACK! It was gone! My manhood. My lo... ahem. It was gone! How would the ladies react, where would I earn my coin, how could I relax, HOW WOULD BALANCED BE SERVED! Actually there are lots of answers to that, but they are rhetoric questions so SUSHSSSHHH!
Now I wonder and wander in search of my CHUB CHUBS and my MANHOOD! Men with hoods stare at my breasts, fiery as they are, but I cannot live with them forever! They must be chop chop and replaced with chub chub!
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18212, "Yrillbink's Role Chapter 2"
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RoleChapter 2 De-tale Added Sat Sep 8 17:34:40 2007 at level 51:Nature they say has a way of balancing itself. A lesson learnt at a young age for any elf of the woods. Specially a handsome one. But for Yrillbink there was much more to realize than to learn. Sometimes the experience of action is far more oblivious, and thus eased, than that of ersatz wisdom acquired by words of sages (who mostly have borrowed it from other sages).
To Yrillbink, the balance of the World was something that 'had' to be maintained, for to those in great power comes death (in shamefully gruesome ways) but to those in power comes stagnancy, overconfidence and most of all.... boredom.
Men to reach the summit in their lives struggle, but once they reach there they can only gather the moss of pride while atop and tumble (eventually) downhill, for that is the only place left to go.
Yrillbink learnt soon that balance was but a burden to bear, much better borne with a smug, grin and smirk than a long face that would put the ugliest of stallions to shame. There question was how must one travel the path that keeps them best at peace with the enormous task at hand.
To Yrillbink the best way was pretence as a oblivious da-da dust bunny whom the world took for granted to be the prattlin' fool who said more than could be heard and knew less than his own silences. For it is in the midst of the deaf that conspiracies are wilfully uttered without knockin' on ears to check their bluntness.
... to be continued.
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18211, "Yrillbink's Role Chapter 1"
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RoleChapter 1 Bink Added Sat Sep 15 02:56:03 2007 at level 51:There is a place to which I often go, Not by planning to, but by a flow Away from all existence, to a cold Lucidity, whose will is uncontrolled. Here, the mills of God are never slow.
The landscape in its geological prime Dissolves to show its quintessential slime. A million stars are blotted out. I think Of each historic passion as a blink That happened to the sad eye of Time.
But residues of meaning still remain, As darkest myths meander through the pain Towards a final formula of light. I, too, reject this clarity of sight. What cannot be explained, do not explain.
The mundane language of the senses sings Its own interpretations. Common things Become, by virtue of their commonness, An argument against their nakedness That dies of cold to find the truth it brings.
Bink.
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18210, "Yrillbink's Immortal Comments"
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Immortal CommentsMon Jul 30 08:59:03 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 26 (18 hrs): An Immortal added 500 exp for: Nice little poem entitled "Bah! Lance!". Can't figure out if there's some double entendre going on with it or not (might be too subtle), but it's a nice little piece either way.
Tue Jul 31 14:20:37 2007 by 'Lyristeon' at level 27 (23 hrs): Ate the stuff that changes your sex. I sent the new "her" some flowers and she logs out. Bummer.
Thu Aug 2 08:36:49 2007 by 'Kastellyn' at level 30 (31 hrs): Wrote "The Skchald of Prattle" a nice poke at Jichii.
Sat Aug 4 19:17:10 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 33 (40 hrs): An Immortal added 500 exp for: For an obnoxious role chapter, but it's an effort. Doesn't talk about sphere choice or any of the rantings we've been doing lately on cb
Mon Aug 6 09:49:41 2007 by 'Rayihn' at level 35 (49 hrs): Just totally lied to Teleon to convince him to remove a flag. Kind of silly
Mon Sep 10 14:08:17 2007 by 'Lyristeon' at level 51 (231 hrs): Umm, talking out of your ass to someone who just tore through you and a defense/offense shifter is kind of bleh.
Tue Sep 11 15:47:55 2007 by 'Daevryn' at level 51 (242 hrs): This isn't a bad character exactly, but le sigh for having a Nexus leader who pretty much couldn't pass the induction interview I'd give on Nexus dogma. Specifically, about doing something about the balance instead of jackin
Thu Sep 13 15:10:12 2007 by 'Lyristeon' at level 51 (249 hrs): Bleh. You loot an orderly good trib guy's corpse, killed by outlanders, in town while chaotic evil holds sway and is raiding the spire.
Sat Sep 15 13:10:01 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (258 hrs): An Immortal added 1000 exp for: For continued writing of outstanding works of poetry.
Sun Sep 16 10:33:07 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (262 hrs): An Immortal added 500 exp for: Some role updates, nice poetry. If you like poetry.
Sun Nov 11 10:45:03 2007 by 'An Immortal' at level 51 (440 hrs): An Immortal added 500 exp for: Wrote a poem titled "Off Wise and the Otherwise", a very, very intricate piece. Liked it a lot.
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18209, "Yrillbink's Gank-O-Meter"
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PK Gank-O-MeterPK Gank-O-MeterTotal PK Wins   | 121 | Total PK Assists   | 50 | Average Group Size Per Kill   | 1.60 |
Death's Gank-O-Meter says: Somewhat Ganky Average Group Size Per Death   | 1.45 |
Death's Ganked-O-Meter says: Murdered By The Self-Reliant
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18208, "Yrillbink's PK Statistics"
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PK StatisticsPK StatisticsTotal PK Wins   | 121 (101 at level 51) | Total PK Losses   | 44 | Total Mob Deaths   | 12 | # of Assassination Deaths   | 1 |
PK Wins by Class | VS. transmuter   | 1 | VS. thief   | 1 | VS. warrior   | 69 | VS. paladin   | 2 | VS. anti-paladin   | 4 | VS. assassin   | 1 | VS. ranger   | 1 | VS. invoker   | 2 | VS. necromancer   | 1 | VS. bard   | 15 | VS. shaman   | 4 | VS. healer   | 1 | VS. druid   | 5 | VS. conjurer   | 3 | VS. berserker   | 1 | VS. shapeshifter   | 10 |
PK Wins by Cabal | VS. None   | 17 | VS. FORTRESS   | 2 | VS. OUTLANDER   | 11 | VS. BATTLE   | 60 | VS. HERALD   | 1 | VS. EMPIRE   | 13 | VS. SCION   | 2 | VS. NEXUS   | 3 | VS. TRIBUNAL   | 12 |
PK Wins by Align | VS. Good   | 19 | VS. Neutral   | 66 | VS. Evil   | 36 |
PK Deaths by Class | VS. thief   | 1 | VS. warrior   | 21 | VS. anti-paladin   | 3 | VS. assassin   | 2 | VS. invoker   | 1 | VS. bard   | 8 | VS. shaman   | 1 | VS. druid   | 1 | VS. shapeshifter   | 6 |
PK Deaths by Cabal | VS. None   | 6 | VS. OUTLANDER   | 7 | VS. BATTLE   | 18 | VS. EMPIRE   | 4 | VS. SCION   | 4 | VS. TRIBUNAL   | 5 |
PK Deaths by Align | VS. Good   | 3 | VS. Neutral   | 20 | VS. Evil   | 21 |
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18198, "Yrillbink's Statistics"
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StatisticsExperience BreakdownExperience from Cabal raiding | 23550 | Experience from Skill improvements | 12482 | Experience from Exploration | 11650 | Experience from Quests | 24300 | Experience from Commerce | 4425 |
Adventuring StatisticsCharacter Created   | Mon Jul 23 11:49:29 2007
| Quests Completed   | 23 | Exploration Points Found   | 43 | Bonus Experience from Immortals   | 3000 | (WANTED) Criminal   | 20 times | Hours spent at Hero   | 387 hours | % of lifetime in the wilderness   | 28 % | % of lifetime in the cities   | 14 % | % of lifetime in the Inn of the Eternal Star   | 1 % | % of lifetime caballed   | 96 % |
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18204, "Yrillbink's Title History"
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Title HistoryThu Aug 2 10:41:57 2007, level 30 (31 hrs): Yrillbink the Minstrel, Dickless
Thu Aug 2 11:14:22 2007, level 30 (31 hrs): Yrillbink the Minstrel, Todgerless
Thu Aug 2 11:17:55 2007, level 30 (31 hrs): Yrillbink the Minstrel, Todgerless, Lost Her Best Friend
Thu Aug 2 11:19:09 2007, level 30 (31 hrs): Yrillbink the Minstrel, Lost Her Best Friend
Fri Sep 7 15:53:56 2007, level 51 (211 hrs): Yrillbink the Grand Mistress of Artistry, Rhyme of Resistance
Sat Oct 13 16:40:33 2007, level 51 (381 hrs): Yrillbink BarkSong the Grand Mistress of Artistry, Rhyme of Resistance
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18203, "Yrillbink's PK Wins"
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PK WinsNov 19, 2007|Lv 51|The Dark Wood|Sulerias vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Nov 19, 2007|Lv 51|The Dark Wood|Gaspar vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Nov 19, 2007|Lv 51|The Dark Wood|Gagabhai vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Nov 20, 2007|Lv 51|Darsylon|Cirledan vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Nov 20, 2007|Lv 51|The Nexus Island|Jeob vs 3: Yrillbink (12%,KB), Krengrar (25%), Brillum (62%) Nov 20, 2007|Lv 51|Galadon|Jeob vs 2: Yrillbink (99%,KB), Brillum (0%) Nov 20, 2007|Lv 51|The Galadon Sewers|Eoria vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Nov 20, 2007|Lv 51|Kuharin Plains|Yevandr vs 2: Mreeshai (59%,KB), Yrillbink (40%) Nov 22, 2007|Lv 51|Galadon|Golhyrr vs 2: Yrillbink (18%), Jenjo (81%, KB) Nov 22, 2007|Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|Yevandr vs 2: Yrillbink (19%), Jenjo (80%, KB) Nov 25, 2007|Lv 51|The Drogran Hills|Yevandr vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Nov 27, 2007|Lv 51|Mausoleum|Jessitrai vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Nov 28, 2007|Lv 51|BattleRager Village|Kenealish vs 2: Yrillbink (65%,KB), Brillum (34%) Dec 16, 2007|Lv 51|Copeham Inn|Zindereth vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 19, 2007|Lv 51|Galadon|Kunjiko vs 2: Yrillbink (69%,KB), Desabarun (30%) Dec 21, 2007|Lv 51|BattleRager Village|Philisrhynga vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 21, 2007|Lv 51|The Eastern Road|Chkara vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 24, 2007|Lv 51|The Nexus Island|Sananto vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 24, 2007|Lv 51|The Nexus Island|Cezar vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 24, 2007|Lv 51|Galadon|Cezar vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 27, 2007|Lv 51|Outskirts of Galadon|Thukorg vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 27, 2007|Lv 51|The Drogran Hills|Cezar vs 2: Yrillbink (64%), Kiraan (35%, KB) Dec 27, 2007|Lv 51|BattleRager Village|Yevandr vs 2: Yrillbink (61%,KB), Kiraan (38%) Dec 28, 2007|Lv 51|Mount Calandaryl|Tinstrin vs 2: Yrillbink (100%,KB), Rhoan (0%) Dec 28, 2007|Lv 51|Mount Calandaryl|Rhoan vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 28, 2007|Lv 51|Galadon|Poshka vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Dec 28, 2007|Lv 51|Galadon|Yevandr vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Jan 2, 2008 |Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|Aritu vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Jan 2, 2008 |Lv 51|Copeham Inn|Amaras vs 2: Zicky (17%,KB), Yrillbink (82%) Jan 2, 2008 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|Rywald vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Jan 3, 2008 |Lv 51|BattleRager Village|Idril vs 2: Liriana (22%), Yrillbink (77%, KB) Jan 3, 2008 |Lv 51|Forest of Prosimy|Werzidian vs 1: Yrillbink (100%,KB) Jan 4, 2008 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|Aritu vs 2: Yrillbink (40%), Keshuk (59%, KB)
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18202, "Yrillbink's PK Deaths"
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PK DeathsNov 19, 2007|Lv 51|The Dark Wood|Yrillbink committed suicide Dec 12, 2007|Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|vs 3: Harol (45%), Chkara (33%), Cezar (21%, KB) Dec 12, 2007|Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|vs 2: Chkara (41%,KB), Cezar (58%) Dec 14, 2007|Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|vs 3: Kostyan (7%), Harol (9%), Philisrhynga (82%, KB) Dec 21, 2007|Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|vs 1: Chkara (100%,KB) Dec 27, 2007|Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|vs 1: Yevandr (100%,KB) Dec 29, 2007|Lv 51|The Redhorn Mountains|vs 2: Kostyan (21%), Eoria (78%, KB) Jan 2, 2008 |Lv 51|The Ruins of Ostalagiah|vs 2: Cezar (83%,KB), Idril (16%) Jan 3, 2008 |Lv 51|The Dragon Sea|vs 2: Eoria (62%), Chirikaw (37%, KB) Jan 3, 2008 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 2: Xanata (51%), Kunjiko (48%, KB) Jan 3, 2008 |Lv 51|The Nexus Island|vs 4: Chkara (12%), Yevandr (75%), Doriach (6%, KB), Cezar (5%) Jan 3, 2008 |Lv 51|Galadon|vs 2: Maxwell (2%), Doriach (97%, KB) Jan 4, 2008 |Lv 51|The Eastern Road|vs 1: Ilvaniel (100%,KB)
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Death_Angel | Fri 25-Jan-08 12:16 AM |
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#18199, "Yrillbink's Cabal Specifics"
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Cabal SpecificsCabal Statistics# of logins with their cabal item   | 335 | # of logins without their cabal item   | 8 | # of logouts with their cabal item   | 309 | # of logouts without their cabal item   | 16 | # of times they lost their cabal item   | 16 | # of times they retrieved their cabal item   | 4 | # of times they took another cabal item   | 34 |
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