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Reniste (Guest)Thu 14-Feb-08 08:02 PM

  
#13092, "Your guess is as good as mine...bouncer weirdness."


          

Other than her youthful appearance, little else looks to be immature about
this particular woman. Small feet are clad comfortably in a pair of worn-in
boots, slender and well muscled legs rising up from the tops of them only to
disappear beneath an all-too-short skirt of silver chain mesh. With the
right view, her skirt does little to hide what lay beneath, though. Round
hips and a perfectly shaped posterior only add to her stunning beauty as your
eyes are drawn upwards to the bare stomach she displays, just as well-toned
as her legs. Her top, if it could even be called that, seems little more
than a few strips of wide red leather that criss-cross across her chest to
conceal anything that might be considered..illicit.
Valulira, a female half-drow, is in perfect health.

Valulira is using:
<worn on finger> a pale white skull ring
<worn on finger> a pale white skull ring
<worn around neck> (Glowing) a necklace of prayer beads
<worn around neck> (Glowing) a necklace of prayer beads
<worn on body> Five-Color Dragonscale Mail
<worn on head> a midnight dragon skull
<worn on legs> plate leggings decorated with red enamel
<worn on feet> a pair of a red dragon's rear claws
<worn on hands> midnight dragon gauntlets
<worn on arms> a phylactery of fortitude
<worn about body> a skin from the snow leopard
<worn about waist> the girdle of endless space
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<mainhand wielded> (Glowing) the dagger of Yog-Sothoth
<offhand wielded> (Glowing) (Humming) the Shadow Dagger

<564hp 825m 272mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)>
You are hungry.
You feel less protected from evil.

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)>
Valulira says to you 'Ummm, where?'

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)> buy steak
You haggle the price down to 22 copper.
You buy a large boar steak.

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)>
Valulira drinks water from a large russet horn.

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)> eat steak
You finish eating a large boar steak.
You no longer feel hungry.

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)> say Organia.
You say 'Organia.'

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)> say I'm going to go look at everything so I can have some stories to tell my guildmaster.
You say 'I'm going to go look at everything so I can have some stories to tell my guildmaster.'

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)>
Valulira chuckles politely.

<570hp 858m 313mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)> in

You feel able to conjure another mephit.

<576hp 875m 354mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)> You are carrying:
(Glowing) a strange silver key
( 3) the obsidian eye amulet
(Glowing) a large battle axe
a water skin
a cup of steaming hot winterberry tea flavored with honey and cream
a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves
the girdle of endless space
(Invis) (Glowing) (Humming) a staff of Wizardry
a stein of tarnished silver, overflowing with a rich foamy beer called 'A Fall Tall'
Mahn-Tor's Great Axe
a raccoon pendant on a beaded chain
(Glowing) (Humming) the Dagger of Death
a sleek amber rod
A dwarf bouncer yells 'There will be no fighting in the bar, Reniste!'
A dwarf bouncer's crush EVISCERATES you!
A dwarf bouncer is in perfect health.

<531hp 875m 354mv 13361tnl (-6.04%)>
A dwarf bouncer dodges your punch.
A dwarf bouncer dodges your punch.
You have become better at second attack!
You absorb the force of a dwarf bouncer's crush with a belt of Thermatology.
A dwarf bouncer's crush EVISCERATES you!
A dwarf bouncer is in perfect health.

<484hp 875m 354mv 13326tnl (-5.76%)> flee
The Rabbit's Corner
A restless feeling swims through here. Eyes shift about as gold and gems
jingle and change hands. Food and ale are passed around freely by the
victors and readily taken by those wanting to win something. Every
known kind of game is played here, gold and gems being the prize most
seek to win. One table roars with victory and others echo with weeping
and cries of torment. Inn guards watch closely, making sure nobody gets
too far out of hand. Colorful cards fly across tables, and wheels whirl and
spin. Barmaids cling to and keep close care of those who seem to be doing
well. A stage lies north and the main bar sits to the west while a small rowdy
room to the south shakes with noise. In the eastern wall stands a finely
carved door with a boar's head etched on it.

south west]
A cloud giant bouncer floats through the Inn.
A man peers at a deck of cards and gives you a suggestive wink.
You flee from combat!

<484hp 875m 352mv 13326tnl (-5.76%)> yell What?!?
You yell 'What?!?'

<484hp 875m 352mv 13326tnl (-5.76%)>
Valulira says 'That was odd'

  

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ZulghinlourSun 02-Mar-08 04:02 PM
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#13236, "I've got no idea (n/t)"
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n/t

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

  

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Mek (Guest)Sun 02-Mar-08 08:16 PM

  
#13255, "Could something have been misinterpreted with..."
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You feel able to conjure another mephit.


???

  

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