Farigno | Tue 05-Dec-06 11:09 AM |
Member since 11th Apr 2006
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#15371, "Simple steps to determine if this is a good idea."
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First, You, as a person, take a shield, and strap it to your arm. (I know, you don't have a shield, settle for a piece of cardboard)
Second, take an instrument and hold it in your other hand.(The instrument you want your bard to be playing, for the purpose of this example, we'll go with a wooden recorder, as that would probably be the easiest to hold).
Third, go to a bar and find a big mean bouncer dude.
Fourth, tell big mean bouncer dude that you can't cross the street to get a pack of smokes without running into nine guys who have had sex with his mother.
Fifth and finally, while keeping the cardboard taped to your arm, and playing the wooden recorder, try and punch big mean bouncer dude as he walks over to kick your ass.
If you can pull this off and survive without a trip to the hospital, I will personally learn how to code just so I can rewrite the dual wield code, for you.
PS. Have a nice day.
PPS. For those of you who don't seem to be able to tell the difference, yes, this is a joke, and is meant to be funny and not insulting, degrading or mean.
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Dual-Wielding (From the Santa Zulg Thread)
[View all] , Zulghinlour, Mon 04-Dec-06 01:49 PM
Dual-Wielding Phase 2,
Zulghinlour,
09-Dec-06 03:17 PM, #66
Dual-Wielding Phase 2.1,
Zulghinlour,
09-Dec-06 07:45 PM, #67
RE: Dual-Wielding Phase 2.1,
_Magus_,
09-Dec-06 10:38 PM, #70
RE: Dual-Wielding Phase 2.1,
Zulghinlour,
09-Dec-06 10:48 PM, #71
RE: Dual-Wielding Phase 2.1,
_Magus_,
09-Dec-06 10:52 PM, #72
RE: Dual-Wielding Phase 2.1,
Zulghinlour,
09-Dec-06 11:02 PM, #73
Thanks for the responses. ~,
_Magus_,
09-Dec-06 11:04 PM, #74
Can we get an echo for unsuccesful Dual Wield ->,
Cassman,
10-Dec-06 11:54 PM, #81
Or better yet...,
Tac,
11-Dec-06 12:38 AM, #82
Random thought...,
Tac,
11-Dec-06 12:39 AM, #83
RE: Dual-Wielding (From the Santa Zulg Thread),
TheDude,
05-Dec-06 01:34 PM, #28
RE: Dual-Wielding (From the Santa Zulg Thread),
Zulghinlour,
04-Dec-06 02:01 PM, #1
RE: Dual-Wielding and Fun,
Valguarnera,
04-Dec-06 03:26 PM, #2
In a game like CF, is that much of a surprise? Trying t...,
Vladamir,
04-Dec-06 05:44 PM, #6
RE: In a game like CF, is that much of a surprise? Tryi...,
Valguarnera,
04-Dec-06 09:32 PM, #16
RE: In a game like CF, is that much of a surprise? Tryi...,
Java,
05-Dec-06 06:48 AM, #19
RE: In a game like CF, is that much of a surprise? Tryi...,
Daevryn,
05-Dec-06 08:28 AM, #20
RE: In a game like CF, is that much of a surprise? Tryi...,
Java,
05-Dec-06 09:50 PM, #52
RE: Bad Game Theory:,
Valguarnera,
05-Dec-06 09:21 AM, #21
Game theory Schametheory,
Marcus_,
05-Dec-06 10:02 AM, #22
I disagree.,
(NOT Pro),
05-Dec-06 11:19 AM, #24
Lol,
Marcus_,
05-Dec-06 12:18 PM, #26
This is how I die too, I'm just not as aggressive. Marc...,
Scrimbul,
05-Dec-06 12:56 PM, #27
RE: Credibility:,
Valguarnera,
05-Dec-06 03:05 PM, #32
RE: Credibility:,
(NOT Pro),
09-Dec-06 10:30 PM, #68
RE: Credibility:,
Valguarnera,
10-Dec-06 10:03 AM, #75
I can't say if I do or don't.,
(NOT Pro),
10-Dec-06 11:36 AM, #76
RE: I can't say if I do or don't.,
Nivek1,
10-Dec-06 02:03 PM, #77
I realize principles escape many people,
(NOT Pro),
10-Dec-06 07:03 PM, #78
Must be,
Nivek1,
10-Dec-06 07:17 PM, #79
You made this statment.,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 04:44 PM, #95
RE: I realize principles escape many people,
DurNominator,
11-Dec-06 01:15 PM, #89
RE: I realize principles escape many people,
Marcus_,
11-Dec-06 03:27 PM, #90
But you still use triggers.,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 04:38 PM, #91
No. Just plain no.,
Tac,
11-Dec-06 04:44 PM, #94
RE: No. Just plain no.,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 04:51 PM, #97
Hehe you remind me of old wiggle####,
Marcus_,
11-Dec-06 05:12 PM, #99
RE: No. Just plain no.,
Daevryn,
11-Dec-06 05:19 PM, #101
RE: Marcus and triggers:,
Valguarnera,
11-Dec-06 05:43 PM, #103
Ok...,
Tac,
11-Dec-06 05:56 PM, #104
RE: No. Just plain no.,
Isildur,
11-Dec-06 06:48 PM, #105
If you come up with a good answer, let me know. (n/t),
Daevryn,
11-Dec-06 07:41 PM, #108
I wish I could find the article I read...,
Tac,
11-Dec-06 08:40 PM, #110
RE: No. Just plain no.,
Marcus_,
12-Dec-06 04:22 AM, #121
Have you ever snooped me?,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 10:49 PM, #112
RE: Have you ever snooped me?,
Daevryn,
11-Dec-06 11:03 PM, #113
Nep: I don't understand what you mean?,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 11:08 PM, #114
Nope:,
Daevryn,
11-Dec-06 11:13 PM, #116
I quit doing that after Eshval told me to stop,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 11:37 PM, #118
You are wasting your time....,
Tac,
11-Dec-06 04:38 PM, #92
Your angst is not proof of fact.,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 04:53 PM, #98
RE: I can't say if I do or don't.,
Valguarnera,
10-Dec-06 07:33 PM, #80
What does my PK ratio have to do with....,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 04:42 PM, #93
Yea...,
Tac,
11-Dec-06 04:48 PM, #96
I'm not seeing a name. (n/t),
Valguarnera,
11-Dec-06 05:17 PM, #100
Here's the thing, Pro,
(NOT Graatch),
11-Dec-06 05:34 PM, #102
Made perfect sense.,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 11:05 PM, #111
Wha?,
Valguarnera,
11-Dec-06 11:21 PM, #117
I don't profess to be a PK' machine.,
(NOT Pro),
11-Dec-06 11:32 PM, #119
Additionally.,
(NOT Pro),
12-Dec-06 12:46 AM, #120
Don't call them out on the red herring bit,
N b M,
11-Dec-06 07:04 PM, #106
Jesus. So much stupid drama.,
Daevryn,
11-Dec-06 07:39 PM, #107
Ouch, junior high school.,
N b M,
11-Dec-06 08:06 PM, #109
RE: Ouch, junior high school.,
Daevryn,
11-Dec-06 11:11 PM, #115
Addendumn,
(NOT Pro),
09-Dec-06 10:35 PM, #69
RE: Game theory Schametheory,
Valguarnera,
05-Dec-06 03:15 PM, #33
RE: Game theory Schametheory,
DurNominator,
05-Dec-06 03:58 PM, #34
RE: Game theory Schametheory,
Tac,
05-Dec-06 04:14 PM, #35
RE: Game theory Schametheory,
Daevryn,
05-Dec-06 04:49 PM, #41
HA!,
Tac,
05-Dec-06 05:07 PM, #45
Either way conjie pay dirt is at 28.,
Eskelian,
11-Dec-06 03:46 AM, #85
Java doesn't seem like the kind of dude to take a "flip...,
_Magus_,
05-Dec-06 11:26 AM, #25
RE: Java doesn't seem like the kind of dude to take a,
Daevryn,
05-Dec-06 02:13 PM, #29
Then there is something about the code I (or you) may b...,
_Magus_,
05-Dec-06 04:35 PM, #37
RE: Then there is something about the code I (or you) m...,
Daevryn,
05-Dec-06 04:43 PM, #38
Can you explain to us how it used to work then?,
_Magus_,
05-Dec-06 04:48 PM, #40
RE: Can you explain to us how it used to work then?,
Daevryn,
05-Dec-06 04:53 PM, #42
And that doesn't strike you as being wrong? ~,
_Magus_,
05-Dec-06 04:58 PM, #44
I am pretty sure you're mistaken.,
(NOT Graatch),
05-Dec-06 05:16 PM, #47
Could be. It's been a while. (n/t),
Daevryn,
05-Dec-06 05:54 PM, #49
I'm with Graatch.,
Eskelian,
11-Dec-06 03:41 AM, #84
I'm positive you could use a held item with a broken wr...,
Jagaub,
06-Dec-06 09:44 AM, #58
You illustrated that a lot better than I could have. Th...,
_Magus_,
06-Dec-06 04:12 PM, #59
I did this with Graatch.,
(NOT Graatch),
06-Dec-06 07:52 PM, #61
I don't get to say this very much, but you're wrong.,
Java,
05-Dec-06 09:41 PM, #51
My mages routinely use shield + wand. nt,
Vladamir,
05-Dec-06 05:53 PM, #48
RE: Java doesn't seem like the kind of dude to take a,
Zulghinlour,
05-Dec-06 02:15 PM, #30
RE: Java doesn't seem like the kind of dude to take a,
_Magus_,
05-Dec-06 04:27 PM, #36
RE: Java doesn't seem like the kind of dude to take a,
DurNominator,
06-Dec-06 05:17 AM, #56
RE: Java doesn't seem like the kind of dude to take a,
Eskelian,
11-Dec-06 03:56 AM, #87
Are you sure you're thinking of the same guy? nt,
Vladamir,
05-Dec-06 04:57 PM, #43
You know what?,
Dwoggurd,
05-Dec-06 04:04 AM, #17
RE: Dual-Wielding (From the Santa Zulg Thread),
Valkenar,
04-Dec-06 03:32 PM, #3
RE: Dual-Wielding (From the Santa Zulg Thread),
Daevryn,
04-Dec-06 06:27 PM, #8
RE: Dual-Wielding (From the Santa Zulg Thread),
Igsoeh,
04-Dec-06 03:45 PM, #4
RE: Dual-Wielding (From the Santa Zulg Thread),
Daevryn,
04-Dec-06 06:32 PM, #9
I'll give you a case, at least for instrument not being...,
Scrimbul,
04-Dec-06 06:46 PM, #10
Would you feel that way...,
Daevryn,
04-Dec-06 08:05 PM, #13
RE: Would you feel that way...,
Scrimbul,
04-Dec-06 08:15 PM, #14
Actually, speaking as someone who has used a shield to ...,
Vladamir,
04-Dec-06 08:46 PM, #15
I just want to say...,
Tac,
04-Dec-06 04:33 PM, #5
RE: I just want to say...,
Daevryn,
04-Dec-06 06:24 PM, #7
RE: I just want to say...,
Vladamir,
04-Dec-06 07:22 PM, #12
Solution,
WildGirl,
04-Dec-06 07:17 PM, #11
That's not really fair.,
Java,
05-Dec-06 06:41 AM, #18
RE: That's not really fair.,
Zulghinlour,
05-Dec-06 02:22 PM, #31
RE: That's not really fair.,
Java,
05-Dec-06 04:45 PM, #39
Simple steps to determine if this is a good idea.,
Farigno,
05-Dec-06 11:09 AM #23
You should stay away from humor as much as possible. ~,
_Magus_,
05-Dec-06 05:07 PM, #46
I would retort that perhaps you need to fine one.,
Farigno,
05-Dec-06 09:17 PM, #50
I have plenty of humor, kthxbye,
_Magus_,
05-Dec-06 10:11 PM, #54
RE: I have plenty of humor, kthxbye,
Farigno,
06-Dec-06 09:25 PM, #64
Ok, right after you do this:,
Java,
05-Dec-06 09:53 PM, #53
RE: Ok, right after you do this:,
Farigno,
06-Dec-06 01:36 AM, #55
Realistic you say,
Greddarh,
06-Dec-06 07:46 AM, #57
RE: Realistic you say,
Farigno,
06-Dec-06 07:06 PM, #60
I have a very simple solution.,
Rogue,
06-Dec-06 08:31 PM, #63
The problem is you got it backwards.,
Eskelian,
11-Dec-06 03:50 AM, #86
I'd just smack the bouncer with the recorder ;) then ma...,
Rogue,
06-Dec-06 08:27 PM, #62
Yay! Finally someone with a sense of humor! n/t,
Farigno,
07-Dec-06 12:04 AM, #65
RE: Simple steps to determine if this is a good idea.,
Eskelian,
11-Dec-06 04:01 AM, #88
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