Warning - This log isn't for those who wish to see someone die.

It's mostly for you, Bromdy. Miss ya.



You say 'A clever dwarven joke. Your wit is beyond me.'

Bromdor says 'Yar, well..'

Bromdor says 'We dwarves beh smart.'

Bromdor says 'Ah won' lie.'

You say 'I like humor... I just struggle to grasp how it works.'

You say 'I find myself laughing all the time for no reason sometimes.'

Bromdor blinks a few times.

Bromdor says 'Let's try this..'

You say 'And then not laughing when everyone else does.'

Bromdor pauses, a thoughtful look on his face.

You perk up your ears and listen to Bromdor.

Bromdor says 'Ah call this a knock knock joke.'

Bromdor says 'Ah hopin' it will catch on.'

Bromdor says 'So ah say Knock Knock, an' yeh say who beh there?'

Ziruanja grins and nods with enthusiasm.

Bromdor says 'Readeh?'

Bromdor says 'Knock knock!'

You say 'Okay... Who ummm... Buh dur?'

You say 'Who is that?'

Bromdor says 'Wha?'

You say 'Oh!.'

Bromdor says 'Jest say "Who der?"'

You say 'Knock knock.'

Bromdor blinks a few times.

Bromdor says 'Who der?'

You ponder the question.

You say 'Ziruanja.'

Bromdor says 'Ziruanja who?'

You gasp in astonishment.

Bromdor blinks a few times.

You say 'Why, Ziruanja Fajamithse of course.'

You say 'I don't get it.'

Bromdor says 'Now yeh say somethin' witteh.'

Bromdor shakes his head.

Bromdor says 'Let mah show yah.'

You nod.

Bromdor says 'Knock knock.'

You say 'Who's there?'

Bromdor says 'Oh, suppose ah should think o' one..'

Bromdor holds up one finger.

You laugh heartily.

You say 'That was funny!'

You point at Bromdor.

Bromdor blinks a few times.

You point at Bromdor.

You say 'You're funny!'

Bromdor says 'Yar, see?'


Bromdor says 'They work!'

Bromdor dances wildly before you!

You grin evilly.

Bromdor says 'A'right real one this time.'

Bromdor says 'Knock knock.'

You say 'Who's there?'

You stand up.

Bromdor says 'Now when ah say this next word, yah say "The word, who?"'

Bromdor says 'Readeh?'

Bromdor says 'Hatch'

You nod.

You say 'Hatch... WHO!?'

Bromdor says 'Bless yeh, lassy!'

You clap your hands together, showing your approval.

Bromdor says 'Tha' beh a joke.'

Bromdor bows, throwing his arms out and twirling his hands at the wrist.

You say 'Cause I sounded like I sneezed.'

You nod wisely.

Bromdor says 'Yar.'

Bromdor nods sagely.

You say 'I think I understand.'

Bromdor says 'A'right, one mer.'

Bromdor says 'Knock knock.'

You say 'Who's there?'

Bromdor says 'I did up.'

You say 'I-did-up-who?'

You wince in agony.

Bromdor falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

You grimace painfully at the thought.

You say 'Sometimes I don't like jokes.'

Bromdor says '####e, lassy.'

Bromdor says 'Yeh did?'

Bromdor chortles loudly at your antics.

You say '####e... ####e is right.'

Bromdor nods sagely.

Bromdor says 'A'right, now yeh make a funny.'

Ouch! Bromdor pokes you in the ribs with the spider axe.

You say 'Let me think...'

Bromdor says 'Dun 'urt yehself.'

You say 'Knock knock...'

Bromdor sniggers maliciously. Uh oh.

Bromdor says 'Who beh der?'

You say 'Orc.'

Bromdor says 'Orc who?'

You say 'Orc, Orc, Orc, Orc, Orc, Orc, Orc, Orc.'

Bromdor gasps in astonishment.

You laugh heartily.

Bromdor says 'Holy ####e..'

Bromdor gawks in amazement.

Bromdor says 'Lasseh'

Bromdor says 'Deh greatest joke..'

Bromdor says 'O' all time, ah think.'

Bromdor gawks in amazement.

Bromdor says 'Holy fark.'

Bromdor says 'Yeh blew mah mind.'

You cackle gleefully.

Bromdor says 'Ah can' even laugh!'

You hug him.

Bromdor says 'Was so great!'

Bromdor gasps in astonishment.

Bromdor says '####e, ah 'ave teh recover from tha'.'

the Blood Tribunal executioner: The Blood Tribunal shall remain steadfast in your absence, Bromdor