civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Hello, hello! I intend on making tonight a very punny night for you all!'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia narrows her eyes as she looks onward to the stage.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Firstly, though, I'd like to welcome a few of you.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior kisses Lasentia gently.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior goes to sleep.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say to Blarg 'Hello, Sir Blarg!'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior snores loudly.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 

Lasentia glares around herself.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> You say to Vivior 'Hello, Sir vivior!'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia wakes Vivior.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'And now for a great big hello to the fattest and roundest person in the room.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Sir cumference!'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> Vivior gropes in the air blindly.
Charlee looks at Blarg.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You clap your hands together, showing your approval.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You music 'Laaa!'
Lasentia says to Vivior 'Refrain from such.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia says to Vivior 'If you would.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Now, then.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior says to Lasentia 'UUh..'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.
You feel less righteous.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior rubs his eyes.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Blarg looks more enlightened.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Charlee looks at Rivele.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'I can recall a time...when I had to help out a buddy of mine bury a body in a homemade coffin.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior says to Lasentia 'I must need more ale..'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Needless to say, this task was going to be quite an undertaking'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You nod wisely.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'As it was.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You drink wine from a goblet of aged white wine, sparkling with a rose color, swirling with bubbles.
You are hungry.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Uial chuckles politely.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia says to Vivior 'Think that's enough, if you go placing those lips near me a second time.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior sits down on the ground.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'The lady that died was a teacher who had been showering her students a trick with a coin.'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior blinks innocently at Lasentia.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'To her misfortune, though, she was cross-eyed and couldn't control her pupils'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior says 'AAh.. wee dwaarveess geet caarriieed aawaay by woomaan wiithoouut beeaardss'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior winks at Lasentia.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'She had swallowed the coin, though, and was showing no sign of change!'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Leaning towards Vivior, Lasentia whispers something to him.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior shrugs indifferently.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Leaning towards Vivior, Lasentia whispers something to him.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia winks at Vivior.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Leaning towards Lasentia, Vivior whispers something to her.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 

Lasentia nods at Vivior.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> You say 'That coin was going to be used on her exorcism...but she didnt pay the exorcist.  She got repossesed!'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia stands up.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia gives a stein of Akan beer to Vivior.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia sits down on the ground.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior smiles happily.

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Anyway, so, my friend hurried me and hurried me'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'He refused to let me take a break'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'It got to the point where I wanted to write a missive to the tribunals to tell them he was resisting a rest'

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Your nose tingles... too much!

civilized <712/712hp 650/650m 811mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.
You are starving!
Your hunger injures you.

civilized <699/712hp 637/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are carrying:
     a jigger of the 'Good Stuff: Reserve'
     a goblet of aged white wine, sparkling with a rose color, swirling with bubbles
     (Glowing) a potion of return
     a dark blue bottle of spiced wine
     a tankard of beer
     a raft
     a wine skin
     a tendril of serpentine weed
     a water skin

civilized <699/712hp 637/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Seeing the humorous events before him, Vivior chortles loudly.

civilized <699/712hp 637/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia chuckles politely.

civilized <699/712hp 637/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Blarg looks tougher.

civilized <699/712hp 637/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Uial laughs heartily.

civilized <699/712hp 637/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.
You are starving!
You are thirsty.
Your hunger injures you.
[NEXUS] the Eldritch Transfigurist: Rest well, Nilborg, for Thera is near to balance.

civilized <686/712hp 624/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Some of you might say "Babalu, time flies when you're doing work!"'

civilized <686/712hp 624/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Vivior stands up.

civilized <686/712hp 624/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Blarg looks at you.

civilized <686/712hp 624/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Yeah right!  Time flies just as much as a svirfnebli rager!  Fruit flies like a banana, however.'

civilized <686/712hp 624/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
His mouth hanging open in an expression of amazement, Vivior simply stares forward.

civilized <686/712hp 624/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are carrying:
     a jigger of the 'Good Stuff: Reserve'
     a goblet of aged white wine, sparkling with a rose color, swirling with bubbles
     (Glowing) a potion of return
     a dark blue bottle of spiced wine
     a tankard of beer
     a raft
     a wine skin
     a tendril of serpentine weed
     a water skin

civilized <686/712hp 624/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.
You are starving!
You are thirsty.
Your hunger injures you.

civilized <673/712hp 611/650m 772mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Rivele says 'That is entirely possible.'

civilized <673/712hp 611/650m 772mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You say 'Time..what is time?'

civilized <673/712hp 611/650m 772mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You say 'Time is like a starving clock, I say.'

civilized <673/712hp 611/650m 772mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Vivior begins to teeter on the verge of collapse.

civilized <673/712hp 611/650m 772mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You say 'Every time it gets hungry, it goes back four seconds'

civilized <673/712hp 611/650m 772mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

civilized <673/712hp 611/650m 772mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You are hungry.
You are starving!
You are thirsty.
Your hunger injures you.

civilized <660/712hp 598/650m 759mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Uial chuckles politely.

civilized <660/712hp 598/650m 759mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Vivior sits down and rests.

civilized <660/712hp 598/650m 759mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Blarg fills the air with his hatred of magic.

civilized <660/712hp 598/650m 759mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Lasentia stifles a small smirk.

civilized <660/712hp 598/650m 759mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 

Autosaving.
You are hungry.
You are starving!
You are thirsty.
Your hunger injures you.

civilized <647/712hp 585/650m 746mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You say 'Sorry, sorry, I shouldnt make fun of svirnebli.  They are fragile little grapes.  That is, no matter how many times they get squashed -- they always let out a little 

whine!'

civilized <647/712hp 585/650m 746mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You drink wine from a goblet of aged white wine, sparkling with a rose color, swirling with bubbles.
You are hungry.
You feel drunk.
It is now empty.

civilized <647/712hp 585/650m 746mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are carrying:
     a jigger of the 'Good Stuff: Reserve'
     a goblet of aged white wine, sparkling with a rose color, swirling with bubbles
     (Glowing) a potion of return
     a dark blue bottle of spiced wine
     a tankard of beer
     a raft
     a wine skin
     a tendril of serpentine weed
     a water skin

civilized <647/712hp 585/650m 746mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Oh, I'm sorry these puns are so bad'

civilized <647/712hp 585/650m 746mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'I couldn't write them down!'

civilized <647/712hp 585/650m 746mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 

You are hungry.
Trafrildanar disappears into the void.

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> You say 'My pen's tip had been broken, so I thought it'd be pointless..'

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Blarg leaves west.

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Uial chuckles politely.

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Blarg leaves west.

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Well, I've probably overstayed my welcome on stage.'

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Trafrildanar has returned from the void.

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Lasentia places her head in the palm of her hand.

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'I WAS going to talk to you all about fears next, but I guess it doesnt matter...'

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Charlee gives a jigger of the 'Good Stuff' to Blarg.

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Anyway, I didnt end up buying those scrolls on phobias'

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Rivele whispers to you 'Reach into your pants, then finger paint next time.'

civilized <651/712hp 617/650m 802mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.
You are starving!
You are thirsty.
Your hunger injures you.

civilized <643/712hp 623/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'I was afraid they wouldnt help!'

civilized <643/712hp 623/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You chuckle politely.
Blarg looks more enlightened.

civilized <643/712hp 623/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Blarg snorts.

civilized <643/712hp 623/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
Uial chuckles politely.

civilized <643/712hp 623/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You say 'Anyway, I have one last joke for you all'

civilized <643/712hp 623/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
In his fury, Blarg stomps a mighty foot on the ground, causing a small tremor!

civilized <643/712hp 623/650m 798mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|drunk> 
You are hungry.
You are starving!
You are thirsty.
Your hunger injures you.

civilized <630/712hp 610/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You do not see that here.

civilized <630/712hp 610/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
Vivior drops a stein of Akan beer.

civilized <630/712hp 610/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You say 'But these jokes...they are just killing me!'

civilized <630/712hp 610/650m 785mv 24900tnl (-25.76%)|tipsy> 
You are already visible.
Losing the will to live, you commit suicide.

You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
Your vitality has faded.  You gasp your last breaths.
[NEXUS] the Abolisher of Discord: Rest well, Babalubagini, for Thera is near to balance.
Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...