Twist | Fri 11-Jan-13 09:43 AM |
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#2190, "Book 10: Crossroads of Twilight"
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Crossroads of Twilight
Glimmers of a Plot:
Yukiri: We are hot on the trail of the Black Ajah. Seaine: Yes. Soon we will be able to do something. Yukiri: Unless they do something first. Seaine: Yes, unless they do something first. Yukiri: Yes. Seaine: Yes. ----------------- Rodel: I am The Wolf. I am a great general. One-Eyed Sidekick #3: Yes, my Lord. Rodel: I have a plan. Soon we will do something. One-Eyed Sidekick #3: Unless someone else does something first. Rodel: Yes. One-Eyed Sidekick #3: Yes. ------------ Egwene: I am forming a plan to deal with Elaida. Gareth: I could invade Tar Valon. Egwene: Are you trying to do something? Gareth: Won’t happen again. Egwene: Good, now let me return to my nothing. ---------------- Davram: The other Andoran Houses are surrounding Caemlyn. Bael: They look prepared to do something. Davram: That’s just what they want you to think. Deira: I’ve been attacked. Someone did something. Davram: Who would dare. Deira: Obviously someone evil. -------------- Elayne: I am gathering useless Houses to my cause for Andor. I am forming a plan to do something. Birgitte: What will you do? Elayne: Take a bath. Then meet some more people from useless Houses. Birgitte: That’s stupid. Elayne: You don’t understand what it is to be a Queen. Birgitte: I understand what it is to not be an idiot. Elayne: Exactly. Now pass the Royal Soap. ------------------ Perrin: We can’t catch up to a moving city of Aiel using Travelling. Elyas: You can’t catch up to a couple hundred thousand people tramping on foot through snow, when you have the use of
Travelling? Perrin: Well, we’re flying around the globe, hoping to hit them. Elyas: Perhaps you could order the Asha’man to move your army in smaller spaces. Perrin: Are you trying to force something to happen? Elyas: By the Light, I apologize. Perrin: I forgive you. Now pass the brooding chair. ------------ Aviendha: The Aiel have a magical trick called, “Checking the Baby.†Elayne: This is the most riveting scene I’ll ever have. ---------------- Faile: It’s very important to describe how painstakingly I hand wash Sevanna’s silk. Sevanna: Have you been trying to do something? Faile: Yes. Sevanna: Tie her up and leave her outside. ------------------ Morgase: I must remember how many times I’ve been captured. Four? Five? I hope I’ve passed that skill onto my
daughter. She needs to learn how to become a Queen. ----------------- Perrin: There is a trail of Darkhounds dangerously circling my camp. Threatening for something to happen. Dangerous.
Something might happen. Dangerous. Oh, they ran away. Good. Back to nothing. ---------- Delana: People are talking about talking with Elaida. Egwene: They are talking about talking with Elaida! Alanna: How can this be? Morvrin: Lunacy. Beonin: We must talk about what their talking about talking means. Sheriam: As long as we’re not actually DOING something, we should be okay. Egwene: Good plan. Now let me get back to the nothing that I was working on. Halima: Headache for your headache? Egwene: You’re my most trusted friend. --------------- Mat: It is Time to Be Gone. Noal: Yes it is. Mat: As soon as we are ready to leave in an incredibly slow manner, I’ll let you know. ---------------- Rand: You must stop bonding Aes Sedai. Logain: Why? Rand: Because you’re making me look lazy. ----------------- Perrin: The whole world can burn until I get Faile. I vow that I will never rest until I hold her in my….. Masema: That town has grain. Perrin: Time for a grain break. Everyone: GRAIN BREAK! --------------------- Rand: Arrange for a truce with the Seanchan. Davram: Why? Rand: Because I need more naked time with Min. ------------ Tuon: Toy. Mat: Tuon. Noal: I now pronounce you idiot and wife. ------------------ Perrin: I’ve cut off my enemy’s hand. I feel terrible. Elyas: Why? Perrin: I’ve just done something! Elyas: What will you do? Perrin: Throw away my axe so it can never happen again. From now on, I’m carrying a pillow. Elyas: If I keep staying around you, I’ll need one. ------------- Egwene: I’m off to do something. Siuan: What? Egwene: None of your business. Now, if memory serves, I gently ease my foot into the trap like this. -------------- Bashere: The Seanchan want you to meet their leader – The Fake Princess. Rand: To Be Continued. Bashere: What? Rand: Nothing, I just thought it would sound good if I said that. __________________
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For the record, A Memory of Light is....
[View all] , Twist, Wed 09-Jan-13 05:03 PM
ISAM's Mock Summaries,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:32 AM, #12
Deleted message,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:33 AM, #13
Deleted message,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:34 AM, #14
Book 00: Prequel Novel New Spring,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:35 AM, #15
"Bukama: Buh." aehueuhe,
Batman (Anonymous),
11-Jan-13 09:36 AM, #18
Book 01: The Eye of the World,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:36 AM, #16
Book 02: The Great Hunt,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:36 AM, #17
Book 03: The Dragon Reborn,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:37 AM, #19
Book 04: The Shadow Rising,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:37 AM, #20
Book 05: The Fires of Heaven,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:38 AM, #21
Book 06: Lord of Chaos,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:39 AM, #22
Book 07: A Crown of Swords,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:41 AM, #23
Book 08: The Path of Daggers,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:42 AM, #24
Book 09: Winter's Heart,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:43 AM, #25
Book 10: Crossroads of Twilight,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:43 AM #26
Damn Dude!,
TJHuron,
09-Jan-13 11:36 PM, #6
RE: For the record, A Memory of Light is....,
N b M,
09-Jan-13 06:04 PM, #2
Yeah my day yesterday was interesting,
Twist,
09-Jan-13 06:26 PM, #4
Huh...,
Zulghinlour,
09-Jan-13 05:11 PM, #1
Yep...,
Twist,
09-Jan-13 06:24 PM, #3
Funny thing is...,
Dallevian,
09-Jan-13 08:33 PM, #5
Just a bit for the soooo long thing.,
Bajula,
10-Jan-13 07:28 PM, #8
RE: Yep...,
Zulghinlour,
11-Jan-13 12:11 AM, #10
Exactly...,
Twist,
11-Jan-13 09:21 AM, #11
Same for me. First time I ever gave up in the middle. ...,
Artificial,
10-Jan-13 10:52 AM, #7
Same,
Daevryn,
10-Jan-13 11:29 PM, #9
Just finished it -- the last three change the murky mid...,
highbutterfly,
03-Feb-13 11:45 PM, #27
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