Role

Chapter 6

Diri is SOOO excited! In a short time will be the first official
dragon hunt! Well, she has had a couple of unofficial dragon hunts.

BUT THOSE DONT COUNT. I mean, they do, but they really dont. Diri
has pulled some CRAZY stunts while fighting the dragons! But only
a few people saw her death defying feats of amazing talent!

Now she is hoping at least thirteen of the souls she has gathered
to slay Tiamat will show up. She is hoping she can rip through at
LEAST three of the dragons quick like! DRAGONSLAYER!!!

She wants to see if Tiamat is ticklish in the middle of the fight.
That would be fun! Can dragons laugh?

ANYYWAAAYY.

Diri held a Pie eating contest. AND WON! Well. She was the only
participant. BUT STILL. Maybe if she thought of something more fun
more people would show up. She was talking to Whiysdan about launching
herself from one end of the bar to the other. Then from the Bar to
Galadon. Then FROM GALADON TO ARKHAM!!

She hasnt figured out how to build a cannon big enough yet - BUT
DIRI WILL!

Sindarielle and Diri havent been getting along. Not one bit. Sindarielle
is SOOOO mean to Diri. AND SOOOO BOOORRING. She thinks she is SOO special
with her super special talent of reading some STUPID BORING cards.

SO WHAT! She thinks she is SOOO much better than Diri. Why should Diri
care about what she thinks anyway. Not like she Sindarielle cares about
her. Not like anyone really cares about Diri. Why should she care about
anyone else then! PAH! She can have fun without all the boorrrring
no fun havers like Sindarielle and Marcellus.

Diri made friends with the new wight and Shadow Lord. Diri really likes
the Shadow Lord.. and used to like the wight until she (it? are wights its?)
tried to kill Diri. SHE ESCAPED (obviously) but still, it was super fun!

She has been helping the Chancellor of Eternal Night, Anilsanatne.
Anil likes Diri, at least, Diri thinks. Diri wonders if Anil is going
to try to kill Diri once Diri helps her become a lich. Guess we will
find out! Exciting!

Diri has had some good chats with Whiysdan. She feels REALLLY lucky.
SUPER lucky when Whiysdan is around. She loves how fun he is, quirky like
her, and super fun to drink with. Diri wonders how she can be one of
his chosen lucky few, and do all the fun things she gets to do anyway,
like adventtureee, and play gaaammesss, and make triiickkkss, and doo
stuunnnnts, and be death defying!!! . . but without all those silly
rules and religious mumbo jumbo stuff that everyone seems to have to follow.

Thats all sooooo booooooring. Oh. Speaking of boring. Diri teleported
into Hillcrest. THAT was an exercise in patience. She had to sit there
for a WHOLE SECOND before teleporting again.