Death_Angel | Wed 02-Sep-09 09:08 PM |
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#27821, "Pleebert's Role Chapter 18"
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RoleChapter 18 An attacking wave of gnomes....Literally. Added Thu Jul 2 16:00:49 2009 at level 27:One day, while raiding a small band of travelers, Pleebert and her group of Orcs were ambushed by an unlikely party. Obviously paid by the travelling merchants that the orcs were ambushing, numerous Gnomes leapt from the surrounding foliage, attacking every orc around them. They swarmed each of the large oppressors, Pleebert included.
Wielding her enormous axe, Pleebert continued to swing at her small foes but had difficulty landing blows. Their tiny frames and stature made it difficult to cleave them, and they continued to dart between her legs. Furious, she started kicking at them. They were as an ocean. The Gnomes moved collectively, swarming over everything in their path. Suddenly, the entire wave's concentration was directed and the last orc standing: Pleebert. As the tidal-like fury of the Gnomes swept down on to Pleebert, she let out a cry of pain. She felt all of their midgety arms and stocky feet touching all over her body as her vision went black.
*Drip. . . . .Drip . . . . .Drip. . . .* Pleebert awoke in a damp cell, water incessantly dripping on to the floor leaving a vibrant echo. Looking around her, she noted the small size of her cell. The last thing she remembered. . . .those midgets. . . . . .Bleh. "WHO GON AND PUT ME EN HERE!" she yelled. "Quiet in there, prisoner." Came a small and high-pitched reply. Pleebert glared, furrowing her brow as her eyes tightened and she glared at the cell door "Gnomes".
Pushing its bulbous head up to the bars of her cell, a rather fat Gnome stared at her. "Oye, the things we're going to do to you, we'll have so much fun. It's not often that we gather an Orc to experiment on." He was pushing his fat face so hard against the bars that his lard was coagulating in the spaces between the metal, making his face look large and distended. His eyes looked almost swollen as he said, again, to Pleebert, "The things we'll do to you. . . . . . . . BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!". At the start of the laugh, enormous amounts of Gnome drool and phlegm were sent flying into the cage. After his teasing, the Gnome departed from the cell and Pleebert was left on her own, hugging her legs to her obtuse breasts. "Dumb Gnomes. . .", she muttered, "Dem so dumb. Big dumb heads. . . .Tiny dumb legs. . . .Stupid talky faces. . . . .Will kick them heads off. . . . .".
Left to her solitude, Pleebert decided that all Gnomes must be extinguished from Thera due to their stupidity, but more importantly because she hated them.
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