Death_Angel | Wed 02-Sep-09 09:08 PM |
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#27813, "Pleebert's Role Chapter 10"
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RoleChapter 10 Orc Intelligence vs Elven Morals Added Sun Jul 26 16:09:41 2009 at level 41:Pleebert stood in Galadon, pushing her senses to see what prey were nearby her. Hiding and whimpering in a guild not too far away was Mestrikia the elven mage. Pleebert grinned to herself, gripping her weapons tightly in her hands. This was a good chance for fresh adventurer Elf-blood, which was usually rather rare to come by. Pleebert attempted to weaken the resolve of Mestrikia, hoping that would taunt the frail Elf from his Guild, to no avail.
Then Pleebert did something that not many orcs are prone to do. She took a moment, and thought. Rather than slamming herself up against his guild-guard, she let her rage lay latent, just for a moment, to gather her thoughts. The things that went through Pleebert's mind are as follows:
1) Mestrikia is stupid Elf. 2) Stupid Elf like dem stupid moral things. 3) If like morals more den own life, Pleebert need threaten morals. 4) So all Pleebert gotta do is guilt da Elf, by action and not words, ta get him ta come out.
Pleebert, attempting to use her crude guile, told the Elf a single thing. "If you not come out and accept yer death, me smash all da nice citizens of Orcadon*".
Having sent the warning, Pleebert immediately ransacked citizens of the city. Innocent travelers were cleaved in half. Poor puppies that were licking the ground for food found their spines broker. Sad little girls suddenly had very squashed heads. Gathering all of her bloody spoils, she threw them at the entrance of the Elf's guild and began to walk away, thinking that she would need to kill more before the Elf was provoked.
As Pleebert turned, a lightning bolt slammed in to her back. Grinning as her skin began to crack from the energy strike, she turned to face the Mestrikia the Elf invoker who had left his guild due to guilt. The following battle was extremely quick and simple, and a corpse was at Pleebert's feet in moments.
This surprising victory over the Elf made Pleebert much more confident about her intelligence. She was sure, now, that Tremblefist had named her Butcher Girl for a reason. For the next few days she bragged about her conquest over the Elf, citing that it was a perfect example of why Orcs are not only the strongest, but the smartest race. Elves, too, can be broken - Just use their morals against them.
*Orcadon - Orcadon is a common reference to Galadon by Orcs who frequent the city. The phrase originated as a partial joke among Orc Tribesman over who really ruled the city: The Magistrates or the Orcs. The answer was decided, obviously, that Orcs ruled Galadon. Shortening the phrase to make it simple to yell in people's faces, Orcs now simply refer to it as 'Orcadon'.
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