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ANNOUNCING MERTHOC'S ARTICULATING-AN-ARTISAN, no scratch that,
HERALDING-A-HERALD CONTEST!

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As the gods tell time this Saturday at 3PM CT, the Inn of the Eternal Star is
proud to present an event straight from the brain of the rhyming performer
Merthoc!

She has put together several messages and witticisms at random and is
challenging all who will come to test their hand at...HERALDING! Or more
specifically, TELLING A HERALD HOW TO HERALD.

Each pithy saying assigned (and yes, some of them don't even rhyme!) is to be
turned around and crafted, performed, or prepared by one of the Heralds in
attendance at the direction of the contestants. Can you craft something to
ensure the audience can guess what message you received? How good are you at
telling people what to do? How good is your Herald at doing what they're told?
LET'S FIND OUT!

The winning ideas and their results will be judged and rewarded accordingly. So
come on out to see what happens when Heralds get Herald-ed!

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Signed in much less flowery script,
'Sorry about the glitter, sincerely, as in sincerely sorry about the glitter
-Z'