Once again I have seen fit to peruse the minds and memories of you puny mortals and actually pay attention to your largely pathetic lives, goals, and motivations. Those who I find interesting will be rewarded. Those I find uninteresting will be relegated to a continued state of me ignoring you.
I do so enjoy occasionally watching you all. It's like kicking over an anthill and watching them all scurry around. Only I promise not to step on any of you. On purpose.
(To enter the November Role Contest, send a note to Twist with the subject Role Contest Entry. I will accept entries until Wednesday, November 5th. There will be a special prize to the role with the best entry that is related to...well, that's a secret. No role entries added after the timestamp of this note will be allowed. Good luck!)