<91%hp 100%m 98%mv 6251tnl> pum
You pummel a wandering elf with your fists.
Your pummeling fists decimates a wandering elf!
Your pummeling fists decimates a wandering elf!
Your pummeling fists wounds a wandering elf.
Your pummeling fists mauls a wandering elf.
Your pummeling fists wounds a wandering elf.
Your pummeling fists devastates a wandering elf!
A wandering elf looks dazed from all your blows.
You leave a wandering elf visibly battered and bruised.
You learn from your mistakes, and your pummel ability improves.
A wandering elf has some small but disgusting cuts.

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Please! Tell me this is by design! I'll never forgive myself if you don't!