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A smuggler bites you!
You feel very sick.
A smuggler is covered with bleeding wounds.

Hey, how come I can't do that! I never brush my teeth either... just swill some sewer water and go!

No, seriously. They're meant to be biting me like vampiric smugglers? At least make it an interesting disease since I don't see venom sacs on a 'smuggler'. I wouldn't mind plague over poison, sounds better. Thanks!