My girlfriend dug this up for me.
I really think even he would have gotten a kick out of it.
Some of you will boo me, but oh well.

You encounter: Clogged Artery!
By Anonymous CowardPosted Wednesday 5th March 2008 00:12 GMT Clogged Artery casts Restrict Bloodflow VIII!

You pass your Fort save!

You cast Exercise and Healthy Diet on Clogged Artery!

Clogged Artery suffers 83 damage!

Surgeon casts Coronary Angioplasty on Clogged Artery!

Surgeon could not overcome Clogged Artery Spell Resistance!

Clogged Artery casts Restrict Bloodflow IX!

You failed your Fort save!

You suffer 239 damage!

You are dead.