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RE: How many ambushes does it take to kill a dwarf?
(For those that remember the old Tootsie Roll commercial with "Mr. Owl" answering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop...)
*** "Let's find out...." ***
You attempt to camouflage yourself.
<449/543(82%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> You step out from your cover. Your surprise attack >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Nyg! Nyg yells 'Help! I've been ambushed by Zoslaun!' Nyg is gushing blood.
*** "One..." ***
<449/543(82%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> You parry Nyg's smash. You dodge Nyg's smash. Nyg parries your acidic bite. Nyg deflects your searing cut with his shield. Nyg is gushing blood.
<449/543(82%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> bearc
Nyg has fled! Nyg leaves west.
<449/543(82%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> bt Nyg has arrived.
<449/543(82%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> bt
The poisonous gas grazes Nyg. The poisonous gas mauls you.
<428/543(78%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> Nyg leaves east.
<428/543(78%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> at But you aren't fighting anyone!
<428/543(78%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> They aren't here.
<428/543(78%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> You attempt to camouflage yourself.
<428/543(78%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> They aren't here.
<428/543(78%) 413(97%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> You aren't calm enough to creep. You step out from your cover. The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here. Nyg is here. (Camouflaged) A gigantic serpent slithers through the marsh.
<428/543(78%) 413(97%) 704(98%) 1699 swamp 8 PM> at You attempt to camouflage yourself.
<438/543(80%) 423(99%) 716(100%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You step out from your cover. Your surprise attack >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Nyg! Nyg has fled! Nyg leaves east.
*** "Tawhoohoo..." ***
<438/543(80%) 423(99%) 716(100%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> at
The poisonous gas injures you.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 716(100%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 713(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You attempt to camouflage yourself.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 713(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> They aren't here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 713(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> People near you: (PK) Nyg The Heart of Ysigrath
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 713(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> People near you: (PK) Nyg The Heart of Ysigrath
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 713(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You aren't calm enough to creep. You step out from your cover. The Heart of Ysigrath
The corpse of a glauruk boghopper is here, riddled with small pits and burns. ( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 710(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> at You attempt to camouflage yourself.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 710(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> They aren't here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 710(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A heap of rotting vegetation drifts by.
You scan south. You scan east. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A carpet of black moss floats on the water.
You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** A massive, red seven-headed reptilian beast roars and spews flame.
You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 710(99%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You aren't calm enough to creep. You step out from your cover. The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. You scan south. You scan east. You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A gigantic serpent slithers through the marsh.
You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> People near you: (PK) Nyg The Heart of Ysigrath
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 707(98%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
The corpse of a glauruk boghopper is here, riddled with small pits and burns. ( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 704(98%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A heap of rotting vegetation drifts by.
You scan south. You scan east. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A carpet of black moss floats on the water.
You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** A massive, red seven-headed reptilian beast roars and spews flame.
You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 704(98%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> the Primeval Spirit: The Ancients howl praises as you join us, Grashnish. May your presence quicken the rise of Thar-Eris.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 704(98%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 701(97%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. You scan south. You scan east. You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A gigantic serpent slithers through the marsh.
You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 701(97%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 698(97%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. You scan south. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) Some brown pudding senses food nearby and attacks!
You scan east. ***** Range 1 ***** A drab-skinned glauruk scans his environs with fierce yellow eyes.
You scan west. You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 698(97%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> People near you: (PK) Nyg The Heart of Ysigrath
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 698(97%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here. (Camouflaged) Some brown pudding senses food nearby and attacks!
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 695(97%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. You scan south. You scan east. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A heap of rotting vegetation drifts by.
You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A carnivorous vine roams through the swamp.
You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 695(97%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here. (Camouflaged) A heap of rotting vegetation drifts by. A shambling mound steps out from its cover. You parry a shambling mound's smash. A shambling mound is in perfect health.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 692(96%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A carnivorous vine roams through the swamp.
You scan south. You scan east. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) Some brown pudding senses food nearby and attacks!
You scan west. You scan up. You scan down. A shambling mound is in perfect health.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 692(96%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here. (Camouflaged) Some brown pudding senses food nearby and attacks! You flee from combat!
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 689(96%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. You scan south. You scan east. ***** Range 1 ***** A heap of rotting vegetation drifts by.
You scan west. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) A carnivorous vine roams through the swamp.
You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 689(96%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> The Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 686(95%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You scan north. You scan south. ***** Range 1 ***** (Camouflaged) Some brown pudding senses food nearby and attacks!
You scan east. ***** Range 1 ***** Nyg is here. A drab-skinned glauruk scans his environs with fierce yellow eyes.
You scan west. You scan up. You scan down.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 686(95%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> aThe Heart of Ysigrath
( 3) A sprig of marshweed grows here. Nyg is here. A drab-skinned glauruk scans his environs with fierce yellow eyes.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 683(95%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> at You attempt to camouflage yourself.
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 683(95%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> You step out from your cover. Your surprise attack >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Nyg! Nyg is DEAD!!
*** "Thrrree." *crunch* "AhThrrree." ***
<425/543(78%) 423(99%) 683(95%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> A glauruk boghopper yells 'Zoslaun! Now you die!' A glauruk boghopper's charge decimates you! You parry a glauruk boghopper's charge. You parry a glauruk boghopper's charge. A glauruk boghopper is covered with bleeding wounds.
<399/543(73%) 423(99%) 683(95%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> exam corpse
You meet a glauruk boghopper's charge with a resounding impact. You dodge a glauruk boghopper's charge. You parry a glauruk boghopper's charge. Your acidic bite maims a glauruk boghopper! Your searing cut DISMEMBERS a glauruk boghopper! Your acidic bite MUTILATES a glauruk boghopper! A glauruk boghopper is convulsing on the ground.
<399/543(73%) 423(99%) 683(95%) 1699 swamp 9 PM> whoi g Only a pitted skeleton remains of Nyg's corpse, hissing in a pool of acid. The burnt corpse of Nyg contains: a pair of glauruk-hide leggings (Glowing) (Humming) a ring bearing the seal of Telenius ( 2) a brass-studded collar an iron tusked mask some black leather sleeves (Glowing) a shirt of shining silver chain a steel open-faced helm a pair of steel chain boots some studded leather work gloves ( 3) a belt of black dragonscales a small, wooden water cask (Humming) a long, steel-tipped spear ( 2) an onyx and obsidian bracelet a travel stained backpack a small coral ring a pyrohydra-scale shield (Glowing) a blessed mithril warhammer a lichen poncho ( 2) a large piece of black dragon scales 45 silver coins 136 copper coins
*** Side note, I once spent an afternoon counting each lick that I applied to one side of a Tootsie Roll pop. The answer is 1,273 licks. ***
*** Also, the number of legible words in Sly Stallone's dialogue in Rambo III is 115, if I remember correctly. ***
*** Dibbs, Sally Dibbs. ***
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