Sometimes I earn them myself...sometimes I give them out to other Immortals. A random piece of Immortal humor...

A belt of braided storm giant skin contains:
a cardboard sign with the words 'I gave everyone the Mudslinger edge!'
a cardboard sign with the words 'SET_AFF != ADD_FLAG'
a cardboard sign with the words 'That's right, 7 crashes due to awesome dual wield code. Bite me.'
a cardboard sign marked 'I made it so mages can't wield anything.'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I nerfed wield'
a cardboard sign with the words 'Shokai made me cry'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I denied Jullias'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I transed all the players in the game to me
a cardboard sign with the words 'I crashed the mud'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I broke the west command'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I learned how to declare progs today!'
a cardboard sign with the words 'shield specs are pcdata'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I crashed the SQL server'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I busted drow.are and the mud stopped'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I broke the Spheres'
a cardboard sign with the words 'Adhesive web crashed the mud...AGAIN'
a cardboard sign with the words 'Kick Me'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I broke get_pc_world, then forgot to remove the debugging code'
a cardboard sign with the words 'I covered the entire world in ooze'