You can't see a thing!
Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.

dirt
Someone is blinded by the dirt in its eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches someone.


--Anyone think that it should be nearly, if not completely impossible
to dirt kick someone while you, yourself, are blind?

--A cool aspect of this would be that it would be "quick draw" between
two warriors trying to land this. Hmmmm.

Bizarro I'm helping!