Come on, man, don't be so dramatic. We all have had cabal inductions that were like pulling teeth or that we had to claw and scrape and fight for one way or another.

I'll freely admit that, historically, more of these for me have been Battle than any other cabal... but, you know, sometimes that's just the way it is. That's the way it's always been.

I wonder if I have a log of the last time I tried to get you to induct me into a cabal. Given this thread, you might find it a little humbling. (And that's me saying that, and I generally love your characters.)