I recently found (and love) the new additions to the cavern, and have remembered something else i meant to post a long time ago.
I have found that many players roleplay as little as possible, and their only goal is to beat up the monsters and players of the world. In fact, some characters(or players for that matter) tend to bring up real world issues on CF, and when you mention it to them they're all "Huh?"
They say things like "third?" and a good roleplayer like myself things hmmm... thats not exactly a realmly thing to say, or a otherealmly either. I find that people try and say and emote as little as possible to avoid being labeled a non-roleplayer, which of course is bad. So here's my thought.
Why not make learning to emote be a required "course" in the academy? School the folk on roleplaying. Solve the problem early, with newbies. That way when all the no RP-ers leave, we have an(almost) pure roleplaying society. For example, have someone have to emote "licks the floor." or something like that. Maybe you 'folk' at CF can find a more appropriate phrase and situation.

Adam
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