Ah, my mentor, cook and confidant! Whenever I logged on almost the first thing I'd do was type "whois m" and pout when I didn't see your name, especially during that summer haitus. I probably wouldn't of joined herald if it wasn't for you and that jerk that age died, what was his name..? Oh, right, Istirith. You were great, and uh..fluffy, and..uh, not ugly.. anddd...you didn't smell badly, and Esfergef would know..man, he had a big honker.

In conclusion, you're amazing, and I hereby claim the 20 bonus points.. Relm Arrowny is of course the spunky little artist from Final Fantasy 3/6.
I also claim the next cookie you make,
Uncle Ultros can't have it.