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Chapter 5

Soooooo many adventures to be had! So much fun for Diri!
She has taken a liking to leading others around the lands,
to see the sights and most dangerous beasts around!

She has escaped death SOO many times, Just barely! Lucky!!
Sometimes her friends do not seem to make it. Sometimes they get mad!
She does not mean it! Really! But doing things that are boring is SOOO boooooring. No thanks!!

Whatever. Why should she care so much about everyone else all the time.
not like any of them really ever cared about HER. It is not like
she wants them to get beat up! She spent her whole LIFE getting
beat up! She wants them to live! Really does! Plus! They kinda help
kill all the beasties she cannot do on her own. Like Tiamat and stuff.

Adventure!!!

Recently she had taken a liking to two of the strongest she has
met in Thera! Olaf the Strongest Man in the World, and Eralsodiz
the unretired chef of the Eternal Star.

Olaf had taken a few nasty blows to the head while out slaying
some of the tougher beasties in the land. Training Diri figured!
How else would Olaf slay the nasty wererat he was supposedly going
to kill. Instead, Olaf said that Diris magic was evil and all she
cared about was adventure. Well that whole bit about being magic
is STUPID, but whatever! YEAH life is all about seeing new things,
new adventures! New Beasties!! Fun-Having! Exploration!!!

Olaf just wanted to complain about how Diri kept getting him killed.
Diri was not getting him killed! Olaf was getting Olaf killed! Because
he is stupid!

Diri got Olaf this neat amulet that turns his body into
stone. So he could be The Strongest AND Toughest! Stupid Olaf gives
it to Erighan, the Commander of the Village. UGH!! Meat heads!

Needless to say, Diri and Olafs love affair of adventure seriously
waned when Olaf said he wasn?Aot going to use magic anymore. That is just
SOOO stupid, and BORING! Whatever. On to the next adventure!!!

One day Eralsodiz and Diri were in a darrrk deeeeep cave
in the Siege Encampment, and they found a magic portal!

WELL. Diri was not able to go through it yet, and told Eralsodiz
that he ABSOLUTELY MUST go through the portal! HOW EXCITING!!!

Unfortunately, Eralsodiz didn?Aot do well, and was eaten by a devil.

Oops!

Diri came back with the Marshall, Cionadh, and killed the
Devil splat! Good fun!

Diri, in addition to organizing her own dragon hunt, is working
with the Empire to help them become the first to slay Tiamat as well!

Why have ONE Tiamat hunting party when you can have TWO!!