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HammerSong | Fri 03-Jul-09 11:28 PM |
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#44, "Thror - On Orcs"
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I thought I would share some Nazgauga Information from way back. Consider it my tribute to the Orcs of July. Please feel free to post your thoughts and responses.
<1014hp 366m 825mv> desc Your description is: Blackish skin covers the frame of this diminutive figure. Yellow eyes buldge from his skull and peer at you from beneath a thick cowl that wraps around his oddly shaped head. His fingers are black and soiled with dirt and his skin appears to be stretched out across his bones. He looks as if he has yet to see a meal in a few days. Though his skin is taunt against his body his muscles are tightly corded and he appears in fine health. Not a burly orc there is something about those eyes that make you wonder of his cunning.
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our role is: Added Wed Jan 10 21:34:07 2001 at level 40: ---------==== Nazgauga T'Thrukka of the Grinning Skull Clan ===-------- ----- Born into the Grinning Skull tribe Nazgauga was left in the ----- muck of the village, left as a hapless child who had no form ----- ----- of legacy to gain the throne. As is tradition among the ruth ----- ----- less orcs, the throne of the tribe is gained through power ----- ----- struggles of strength. Nazgauga lacked any of the most worth------ ----- while traits of the more powerful orcs. He was wiry by all ----- ----- means and at the same time quite small. Disease was a problem----- ----- that he had to deal with constantly. Lice, ticks and fleas ----- ----- infest him at all hours of the day. What he lacked in brute ----- ----- strength he more than made up for in wit. His long survival ----- ----- can be attributed to his rules of thumb - or claw: ----- ----- ----- ----- 1: If it is bigger and stronger than you, do as it says. ----- ----- --- Avoid any pain at all costs --- ----- ----- ----- ----- 2: Do what feels good to you. Inflicting pain falls among ----- ----- the things that feels good. ----- ----- ----- ----- 3: If pleasing yourself can be associated with hurting some- ----- ----- -thing, do it often. ----- ----- ----- ----- Nazgauga has found himself lacking many things. Most of these ----- ----- is power. He seeths for wealth. Even moreso he craves power.----- ----- If power is in the form of bloodthirst and killing one's foes ----- ----- quickly, he will have it. If it comes in a package of service----- ----- beneath the greatest archmages of thera, he will do it. He ----- ----- most often feins (or perhaps not) cowardice to gain the favor ----- ----- of others. Those who recognize this often see him as less of ----- ----- a threat. That becomes their first mistake. He is more of a ----- ----- cunning and cruel orc by using this tactic upon the unwary. ----- ----- known among other tribes as 'Orch Grinning Skull," Nazgauga ----- ----- has come to despise many, if not everything. He feins his own----- ----- subserviant attitude to garner a position where he can quickly----- ----- eliminate those who would cause him harm. ----- ----- ----- ----- 'Naz' as he is often referred to, is intrinsically evil. This----- ----- tendency is irreversible in him. He will lie and steal what ----- ----- he wants and not think of the consequences until later. He ----- ----- has been described as cruel, pitiless, ambitions and outright ----- ----- evil. His chaotic tendencies garnered with ambitious greed ----- ----- keeps him straying towards unpredictable actions, while similar----
special guard yells 'Nazgauga is a CRIMINAL! PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
----- tendencies cause Scion's henchmen to consider him as a prime ----- ----- warrior for the Archmagi. While the power he sees in Battle ----- ----- holds his eye. None know which of these he will choose. Not ----- ----- even he. -----
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HammerSong | Fri 03-Jul-09 11:31 PM |
Member since 04th Mar 2003
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#45, "Entropy Orc Chieftain Faq 0.0."
In response to Reply #0
Edited on Fri 03-Jul-09 11:33 PM
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::I'm pretty sure this was my parody to the Lich Faq that Zorszaul put out. Back in the day it was kind of amusing. Now, meh, maybe not. Maybe it will inspire someone!
Entropy Orc Chieftain Faq 0.0. -- Q: Is it true that Entropy Orc Chieftain has been playing this game 24 hours a day for the last 10 years? A: Nah. Chieftain jus wanna eatum gud.
Q: But I failed out of college, lost my dog, broke up with my girlfriend for this game. What gives? A: Chieftain jus tu cunnin’. Most cunnin’ chieftain who dun needum orc whore fa gud lovins.
Q: Someone says that an Ehren Paladin can rip a hole into the Entropy Orc Chieftain. Is this true? A: Nah, Chieftain jus gu run then mebbe bring horde an stompum gud beforum get force dueled. Or mebbe no come back.
Q: Is Entropy Orc overpowered? A: Yah.
Q: What does overpowered really mean? A: Tha yu gut tha foul breath an tha foul stench inum mouth. Q: Is Entropy Orc Chieftain unstoppable? A: Yah. Em tu cunnin’ fa yu.. Q: Can I beat Entropy Orc? A: Nah. Em getting beat, em run an hide inum cave like otha orc.
Q: I am a relative newbie and I need help beating Entropy Orc Chieftain. Should I turn to the elitists on the IRC channel for help?
A: Nah. Chieftain still gunna stompum, eatum, chompum, munchum, tramplum, spinebreakum an overrunum. They makinum thru tha, they mebbe elite. Q: Is the person who plays Entropy Orc Chieftain really that good? A: Nah, em just more cunnin’ than yu.
Q: But the other Orcs weren't that tough. What gives? A: Chieftain no pwettah like Iriogam, no holy likum Chuntog. Jus cunnin’ tha wha em du best. Q: I’m trying to stalk the Entropy Orc Chieftain but I continue to fail, why? A: Chieftain dunno, mebbe best try tiger clawinum? Q: If I become one of Entropy Orc’s whores and kiss his ass all the time, will he stop killing me? A: Nah, em jus betrayum lata an eatum head. Then makinumself wah banna an wavum round ova yu corpse. Q: If I get all the warlocks, maran and dawn and raid the Entropy cabal, can I take down the Entropy Orc Chieftain? A: Nah. Em jus hide an killum whenum all alone inum guild.
Q: If I brag that I am the best arcane transmuter since the changes and have a ranger sit outside of the Entropy cabal while I raid, will Entropy Orc Chieftain fall into our snare? A: Nah, em tu cunnin’ fa tha. Jus gunna tramplum whenum raidin Scion.
Q: I’m evil, will the Entropy Orc Chieftain leave me alone. A: Nah. Em eatum whoeva em wanna.
Q: Is Entropy Orc Chieftain cunning enough to get my ring of regeneration? A: Yah, em jus doppel Dariana an askum ifum can identifyum ring. Then keepum fa emself.
Q: Will the orc Chieftain show some orc logs so I can learn how to fight like him? A: Nah. Tha no gud.
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