Yeah, I am sure this has happened before, but I couldn't stop laughing for a while after this. I mean.. yea, it sucked.

wilderness <85%hp 73%m 97%mv 6083tnl (48.36%) 9 PM> comm tele
You close your eyes and hum for an instant.

A Pit of Static and Sand
(Crackling with Electricity) Electrifying the sand, a lightning quasielemental crawls over the ceiling.
Sparks dancing on her scales, this ancient blue dragon burrows in the sand.
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by the ancient blue dragon!'
The ancient blue dragon *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
That really did HURT!
The ancient blue dragon *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
That really did HURT!
A lightning quasi-elemental's shocking bite MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A lightning quasi-elemental's shocking bite MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!

You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!

PROTECTED civilized <0%hp 0%m 98%mv 14480tnl (-22.92%) 9 PM> cack
You cackle gleefully.

- At least Ole Blue had his breakfast served fresh to him that day.