I rolled up this map before I thought up the role for the jigger of liquor. Mapquesting for an alignment change was very enjoyable, but it would have been more fun had I been given the correct directions. A neutral fire giant seemed like a good idea at the time, and thought sure that a mace specialist wielding rolled up maps would be more effective than rolled up newspaper. I guess I was wrong as you can see from the 29% pk ratio. I was 9000 and 0 as a male, but when I accidentally ate those grapes and realized that I could no longer read myself things took a turn for the worst. I failed the mapquest to turn back to male and that's when I shelved the character and rolled up the jigger of liquor and eventually Glarek.

I didn't really make many friends so my farewells will be short. I'm sorry to the 69 people I con-deathed. Part of my roll was to multi-kill people who had an "X" in their name. X marks the spot afterall.

Had a blast, stop the parodys

Auto delete messes up the title

was great fun

Thanks Shokai for the redemption and align change

Maps like you should know better than to soak in the Aryth Ocean. Didn't I tell you you'd get all soggy and rolled up?

Oh well, better luck next time.

Guess you just needed more direction.

Yes he was just a rolled up map, but he tried hard and thats what counts. Ever expanding his cartography displaying skills. I think he had what it takes to become a full fledged Atlas!

Sad to see you go.