In Gurgukt's possession is a book entitled:

I'M BIGGER, I'M STRONGER, AND I EAT MORE!

It is written in the common tongue and was given to gurgukt by the village Shaman. No one has a clue as to who wrote it but regardless they did and this is how it goes...

Page 1

How it is because I said so! Written by ** Name smeared in feces **.

Death:
Death is a glutton, avoid his plate. We are warriors we must be
accepting that death looks to eat us. In order to keep him off our backs we need to feed him... often. He likes elves and will reward us well for their spirits. Meeting Death in battle is an uncertainty, disobey he who is stronger than you and you will meet death.

That being said...

Strength:
Seek to be the strongest yet know when you are not. Not knowing your place will lead you into deaths maw. There is strength
in numbers, the strongest get to stand in back. The strong must have tough meat because death eats less of them. Be strong.

That being said...

Gluttony:
When one is full one is happy, one is sleepy and less likely
to slap ones sows. Death is a Glutton, keep him fed and he will be less likely to slap you like a sow. Give a chief a leg bone and he'll hit you with it, give the chief a leg and he'll smile. We all feed death eventually, You better have given him at least a leg when it's your turn.

That being said...

Deception:
Smile in their face, show them your empty pockets, share
you kills and steal their gold and impregnate their sows.

That being said...

Fertility:
If a sow does not bear young kill her. Death is always
hungry so warm meals must be made for him. If she bears many
young do not beat her or kill her. Make her fat and give her as many
shiny things as will make her want to have more whelps. Make the
other guys sows pregnant too.

That being said...

Greed:
The strong have by merit of their might the ability to display
wealth. Take what you can get, when you can get it. If it is in
turn taken from you get it back when you can if you want it that
badly. Laugh at those who are more unfortunate than you, for they are weak.

That being said...

Don't cry when you get laughed at, get even. Remember who laughed at you and kill them when they are weakest. This will put meat on Deaths plate, make you stonger, give you the losers gold and sows and his whelps to feast upon. Always be mindful of who you piss off.

You're an Orc act like one.

Pages 2 and on are torn out and feces stains most of page one so it is easy to surmise what the fate of the missing pages were.

Gurgukt tries to live by the "tenants" of the "Orchish Way" and he holds this book to be the most holy text ever written by an Orc. (Probably the only text for that matter.)
He is terrified of the village shaman who is in fact his sire. He want to be a Witch-doctor just like him and command respect and fear just as his father does.
As such he is doing his damnedest to emulate him with no luck since the Shaman covets his secrets. One thing he has learned from the savage priest is the ability to read, something the tall almost regal orc seemed insistant on.

Added later were the facts that he had impregnated a bunch or females and had many children who where the Orcs I always had tagging along with me. Little bastards kept getting killed buy my Scion Conjurer "friends" and there damned elementals. So I was always saying things like "I got more that look just like em." or "Didn't like that one anyway" or "Shoulda been payin attention." One of my Sows was killed too. "She was always nagin any way"

Damn why did I do that.

Thanks for the complements Arvam, Yanoreth, Scarabaeus, and Paelnor.

I sat down and tried to think of a way of making my own religion for the orcish race. I went with the idea tha they were the way they were due to their own social ideas myths and superstitions. I made it coarse and logical in it's simplicity.

I had some problems right off the bat. I couldn't figure out what to call my "God", hell I screwed up my role right off the bat, I started to do this with an orc named Hurk then changed my mind and didn't realise his name was still in the role. When I was young I was calling "The Death" just Death and latter on the Death gods but I felt it was to cliche'. I chose "The Death" because it had the same message with out being cliche, or so I felt.

I also wanted to have fun so I played him like I was when I was 23 or so years old and fresh in the Infantry, loud brazen and clueless. Full of bluster and Bravado. OF course I had to twist it to fit orcish ideals but it wasn't that hard I was pretty crude back then. The problem was this... How do you be a total screw up with out actually being one and on top of that is how do you let others know your acts together even when your character is a moron? (I know what some of you are thinking here.)

Well I entered the first contest by chance and had a good time. (I forgot I had Renee's gown on BTW Yanoreth)Infact I had a blast, I had some immteraction there and I even was gifted with a shirt of Stout Orcish ringmail from Yanoreth. (I threw it away after I figured you forgot about it but I wore it in some of my ceremonies) the second one was planned obviously and I was more than a little afraid that I would give away who I was IRL with it. I was expecting to get the Boot from the Inn as well. When the elf didnt butcher I was thinking "Crap!" so I offered to buy drinks instead. Very fun for me. I was trying to be obnoxious without killing it for everyone else... But a Mass-Transit system? WTF???

Yanoreth If you were Amaranthe in the past I'm not surprised. Same level of quality there. Excellent.

Arvam You're just fun to be around. When are you getting promoted?

Scarabaeus If that was you in as Death that was great. I really felt like you were going to kill me there. I didn't realize you had taken half my life in the begining I was to busy reading your emotes and trying to figure out what to say next. Very very fun. I only have one question did you get my prayer after I killed those two in Mirkwood? I thought that was funnier than hell.

Yaretumtum you were all ways fun and I was rather pissed IRL that you quit out like you did that one time but I got over it pretty quick. But you would have hated me if I'd made it to 50th.

Paelnor. I was so frickin pissed that I was killed by you. My group mates took off running after you with out asking me or telling me what the hell was going on. Then the human warrior just quit. I would have quaffed in an instant if I knew what the hell was going on but by the time I did you'd swarmed me. I even drowned on my way back because some how I ended up in the pond and a no exit room unghosted and *GLUG GLUG* I almost deleted right there. During this time my ex-and I got into a fight over some money issues and I was not in the best of moods. Our fight in the warrens was classic. I knew you laid a snare for me and I couldn't figure out why you didn't get me then. Is there a lag on wall of thorns? And I'll be a goodie next time if I'm not an orc. Orcs and Elves(All kinds are my favorites). But yes It was some good fighting infact the best I would say for Gurgukt.

Shortly there after I was hit by a couple fellows in the sewer and that was all she wrote. Given my mood I deleted. I couldn't get over it.

Scions for me was only a way to get an extra pet and *BONUS* I recieved nightfist too wich I thought was rather usefull. I'll never play one again though as I was tired of all the mages whining about how disrespectful the warriors were.

No I didn't have acid for blood I had told several people that Yanoreth had given me acid for blood and if I was slain I would explode over them and disolve their gear. A couple fellows seemed to believe it or at least didn't want to test it.

No Orcs don't need to Gangbang to win.

I think shield block would be good for them especially with my low defenses. My dodge went up once when I was 38thish and once again when I was 40thish. Parry went up once in my 40's. I had an Orc with perfected Defences before and he was quite capable. Very hard to play with low defences though. Do able just hard.

Very fun though...delete regret? Oh yes bad.

Thanks for all the good words and I'm disapointed in myself for taking away from your own enjoyment by deleting now.

Gurgukt Prothero Bastard son of Tremblefist.

I take that as a high compliment.



Yanoreth

Well..what can I say? I fully expected to die after charging in there like a fool. I'm sorry you died because of your group, I loved how you rp'd it, and I've had that same experience only once . My first thing to do was swarm because I knew you were rp'ing an orc, and well at that. I wondered if you didnt run to Paton because of your role, or if you'd forgotten about him. In the warrens...well..an orc in a cave is like a ranger in the woods. I tried to get you once that damned walker fell, but he came back so fast. Once I was paralyzed, I basically knew it was over, but it wasn't. I returned, bleeding, and set up camo. After waiting a bit, I got my message allowing for another snare, so there it went. My wall wasn't what lagged me, it was this damned earthlink. You can pay for dsl, but that doesn't mean it won't waver every now and then, and usually during a pk fight. Anyhow, I think you made the second orc I liked from a player's point of view, and more power to you, I can't play the damned things. Anyhow, my heart is extended to you with sympathy over your mood, and ex. Just do what so many people do and roll a duergar, clear your range, and you'll be in a better mood. (I can't seem to do it, but maybe you're a more angry person than me). G'luck.

-Paelnor

PS (We used strategy to kill you, and I wish I'd logged it with the other party involved, it was one worth logging, I guess I'll ask if they got it, unless you did)

Yes I knew you had planned it out on the battlefield.

I did not and still don't about Paton. If he assists then I wish I had know.

In the cave...

I went there on purpose after I botched getting you at the Conjurers guild.

I sat there Berserking hoping you'd walk in. The first time I didn't realise you could camo and creep up to me. When my snare went off and I couldn't see you I was thinking "#####" so I backed up...Still in an area you could ambush in DAMN.

Figured if I steppped to the back that you'd come to check on me and walk into me thirsting. My hope beng that I could kill you and get out. I knew that you had to have a snare there and I wasn't disapointed. Damn good fight and when I made it to Galadon's wall I was cheering on this end.

After that fight I could have died to you a dozen times and not felt too bad about it. Dying to a Duergar AP and an Invoker when I could have escaped was the coup de gras. I need to break that habit but I'm a perfectionist and it gauls me when I die because I made a mistake.

I'll be keeping tabs on you in the future good luck to you and If we cross paths again as enemies I'll try to give you another good fight if we travel as friends we can lay down some fire.

Gurgukt

Looking forward to it already, you are worthy either way, unlike the inflow of newbies that somehow makes it higher than my first few ever did......

Aw, well damn. Loved your orcish antics when you'd stop by the Inn, especially during the Ball when you and Krok kept trying to out do each other. That drill sergeant thing was pretty funny and well done too. Shoulda been a Herald. *winks*

*grin*
*smiles stupidly*
"Ya tit."

*makes some *squishy* sounds as he walks.*

Sorry to see you go. I liked the concept of this character
and even had a few things planned for the next time I saw you
on. Ah well.

As a player I loved you. As Paelnor, I hated you, and not without cause. Our last (or next to last, as it seems) battle really had me going. I was a bit slow, or could have had you again. Finally I found a scion who rp's hating the other bastards, and doesnt call them when he's being hunted....and then he deletes. Anyhow, it was fun and quite interesting for the hour or so I knew you, I hope you'll role up a goodie now...you know as well as the rest of us that Scion is dominating the world...they're NOT supposed to be empire.

-Paelnor, ranger third class (Under Flontinot and Kiac, how I miss them)

What's this? The messages telling of evil's dominance have begun! Soon enough there'll be the gripes about how a goodie can't rank or do anything because of all the darkies! Ha!

Well, it's disappointing to see you go, because I thought you were really interesting and well played. Not many could pull off attacking things in front of me, like you attacking your servants. And the drill sergeant performance was great.



Yanoreth