(This stationary is decorated with cute drawings of cat faces, swirls, stars,
lightning bolts, and encouraging phrases such as 'Hang in there, baby!',
'You're a star!', and 'You go girl!'.)

Attention Therans!

Reports of an undead outbreak beginning in Dagdan have reached the attention
of the Heralds of the Eternal Star! Every member of every cabal in Thera will
be needed to solve this undead menace, using the wits, skills, and genius of
each!

(It has been made clear to me that I am not allowed to use real zombies but
we'll still have a good time anyway.)

Each stage of the zombie invasion will have time for a breakout session in
which each cabal will work amongst themselves to determine the most effective
steps for eradicating this menace before it can spread to the rest of Thera.
Decisions must be made by vote, with the majority ruling! (Leaders get two
votes, because we have obviously demonstrated our worth and thus deserve
more.)

An exciting menu with only one absolutely revolting addition (in the form of
olive tapenade) and cocktails will be available!

Uncaballed? Unbothered! We'll make a team out of yall too!

Join us at the Inn of the Eternal Star on the 2nd at 7PM as the gods see time
and see if your ideology is the one that will reign supreme!