Uxorn Godsbane, the Bane of Priests and also the Scourge of also the Priests, Presents: A NIGHT OF HERESY

On Saturday, March 18th at 6PM Central as the Gods tell time, Uxorn has declared intent to host an event celebrating the decision not to celebrate such Gods. What's more, and this is not for the faint of heart, he has elected to challenge Thera to join him in mocking those of the faith, demoralizing priests, and enjoying the company of devils who invoke the wrath of the heavens.

There will be:

* A Reward for the most desecrated item that was formerly most holy
* A Reward for the best tale of killing or humiliating a priest
* A Reward for the best mocking of a god

Uxorn has graciously offered that priests may come, to be further humiliated in an attempt to defend their god, but they can't win any prizes and will probably just be humiliated.

Also, previously mentioned devils frequently aid Uxorn. Uxorn cannot guarantee such protections will be extended to other attendees so JOIN AT YOUR OWN RISK, COWARDS.

Love,
Z
on behalf of Uxorn, obviously, please dont strike me with lightning