===In green and gold script with bright, bold lettering===

Attention all of Thera's residents, sober and drunk, fortunate and cursed, talented and entertained!

As the gods tell time at Three Thirty Three on March Seventeenth in the Central time, the Inn of the Eternal Star will be celebrating luck, eschewing alcohol tolerance, and making light of poorly placed bets with richly filled bellies.

THERE WILL BE:

* Whiskeys to sample in abundance, distilled with water from four lakes, barley from four fields, and yeasts form four reserves
* Brawling bare-fisted fights for those brave enough to go rounds and rounds with punches-a-plenty in pursuit of black eyed prizes
* Two, and maybe more, performances by at least two of the talented Heralds putting in displays of danger, risk, and reward
* Twenty-one one hundred gold bets placed on participants' behalf by Galadon's Kingpin and your High Herald, the Saltiest, Luckiest Lass in all the Lands... and whatever she wins, the gains are YOURS!
* And of course, one drinking contest of five highly potent barrel-aged bourbons, battled through five glasses containing a fifth each, continuing until the last body is upright


THERE WILL NOT BE:

* A Sober Soul South of Hillcrest and Udgaard

AND LASTLY:

* Upon conclusion of the revelry, at seven and Six over in the Eastern Time (as the gods know it), there will be a soiree by a green fruiting tree to sample a one hundred year old cognac. Hopefully the bottle will be where it was left by the time all of the attendees arrive.

Some come one, come all to the upcoming festivity, LUCKY WHISK & WHISKEY LUCK!

-Z

(Clarity edit: Event date 3/17/2023 at 3:30 PM CST running until 7:00 PM CST)