As you draw near, Someone sneaks in a concealed attack!
Someone's pierce EVISCERATES you!
Closing in, you savage Sommeone's face with your teeth!
Your savage feeding MASSACRES Someone!
You fall flat on your face!
Your bash misses Someone.

Why does he get a concealed attack here? I thought concealed fired off of a successful dodge/evade, not a missed bash.

Concealed can fire on a number of close-quarters situations.

Although it's by design and has always worked this way. Fairly certain you not only get a chance to conceal missed bashes, you get a boost to bash evasion with concealed. Not sure about that last part 100% though.

Def worth adding to the typo log.