Linked from the 'help' page on the right hand side, we now have a random character generator.

Not sure what to roll?
Need someone to tell you what to die as?
Want a chuckle or two at the clever-to-incoherent results of a generator?

Check it out at http://www.carrionfields.net/random.php

It was a labor of love, so forgive me if it has a joke or two in there.

Feel free to post some results here if they're clever, bad, good, or whatever - I'm sure I'll get a laugh out of them at least.

GLWYN

-Ish

Edited to add: If it's not obvious, click the bottom line and it'll populate a new result for you.

I can only imagine:

sphere Earth elf healer who worships Jormyr and believes his father was secretly a reverend cow

That's a big secret to keep.

MINOTAUR SHAMAN WITH A QUIRK: YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO ONE-UP PEOPLE WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS/ACHIEVEMENTS

None of those stories end up with happy endings. Damn minotaur!

Because rape

Human is now a limited race to balance it out :P.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GaHU4txpc

:)

-Ish

I keep clicking to see what next thing will pop up. Good job!

This is epic and one of my favorite things in a long time.

"long-winded sphere Love dwarf healer who acts like a Knight"

nt!

Nothing to see here.

But this thread was totally worth it!

If my time wasn't completely shot in the foot, I would totally roll this (except I suck at orcing)!

Not sure how ya'll are putting the pictures in the main text... so enjoy the attachment!

Haha! I welcome that follower, sounds perfect for a sphere knowledge religion, bwa ha ha ha!

For images directly into the thread, I'm taking a screenshot of it, uploading it to IMGUR, then linking the image directly. Direct links appears as the image.

Here is my char that will clearly pk yours:



I'm glad you're enjoying it :).

-Ish

And allow chaotic stupid?

http://imgur.com/Aio6Xy2

And Ish can be the Imm assigned to it? Where do you even come up with this stuff?!

MY GRAVESTONE WILL READ THAT I WAS A
DARK ELF ANTI-PALADIN WITH A QUIRK: YOU'RE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, AND THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.

Spot on too, since I lied about being the best at everything.

Haha.

Pretty sure mine gets to PK yours though:

Time to roll a
sphere Courage half-elf with an old scar on his cheek left from when a necrotauros slammed him with a Jumping high kick


I'm clearly a veteran, given my scar. Just please don't 'c sleep' me!

-Ish

Some fun/funny ideas! We need more of this type of lightheartedness in CF!

Is that what we need?

Because the generator is telling me that we actually need





:P


-Ish

instead of playing

Well I hope you like it I guess? I worked hard on it <3!

-Ish

NT

Valid rager background, damned shapeshifters.

Might reduce the font size or make it responsive to window size. Have to scroll down sometimes on a 1920x1080 monitor.

I'll see if I can reduce it or make it adaptable or something.




The above is the story of my life.

-Ish

gr